The Existential Flame War

Drama

2017-04-10T20:23:26Z

Post wherein the OP threatens to leave LiveJournal forever...

... and then does so.

Thanks given to Российская Федерация.

efw @ 2017-01-23T18:15:00

2017-01-24T02:15:16Z

Alternative facts.

efw @ 2017-01-21T22:35:00

2017-01-21T21:35:24Z

Fart joke, using a UK euphemism, from a primarily US English speaker.

efw @ 2017-01-20T03:12:00

2017-01-20T02:12:37Z

Rant about free and nonfree operating systems. Which ones the poster favors is unclear.

efw @ 2016-12-12T23:29:00

2016-12-13T04:29:45Z

Outrageous quote by the President Elect of the United States of America.

efw @ 2016-11-20T00:45:00

2016-11-19T23:45:12Z

Exhortation.

efw @ 2016-10-15T05:39:00

2016-10-15T03:39:26Z

Impassioned defense of dicastocracies.

efw @ 2016-10-07T22:02:00

2016-10-08T02:02:24Z

Post asserting the OP's intention to seize the pudendum of the nation.

efw @ 2016-09-26T19:46:00

2016-09-26T23:46:20Z

Fools, drunks, and the United States.

efw @ 2016-08-14T12:37:00

2016-08-14T16:37:37Z

Assertion that the OP is just the best businessman. Repeated assertion that the OP is just the best at business and that the OP is the smartest. Repeated self aggrandizement.

efw @ 2016-05-20T09:26:00

2016-05-20T13:26:51Z

Screaming assertion that the only way for the United States of America to be successful is to vote for Donald Trump. Indication that voting for any other candidate is akin to voting for Иосиф Сталин and that this will turn the United States of America into the Российская Советская Федеративная Социалистическая Республика. No apparent self-awareness.

Random letters in random order, as if typing with a blunt object

2016-05-17T14:38:28Z

Complaints about the local job market. Further complaints about a particular position. Oblivious comment about a gaping CV hole causing rejection, instead blaming an HR wonk.

Demands for the community to find a placement for OP.

efw @ 2016-03-14T16:34:00

2016-03-14T20:34:13Z

Post warning community members about the Ides of March.

A bland subject line, improperly formatted, resides here.

2016-01-20T23:55:28Z

Attempt at witticism that instead comes off very sheltered and ignorant.

Follow up statement that fails completely at providing any redeeming context.

efw @ 2016-01-17T22:37:00

2016-01-18T03:37:10Z

Moral panic about how the United States is going to hell in a handbasket and soon no one will have any freedoms left. Date of the panic is 1790.

efw @ 2016-01-01T10:18:00

2016-01-01T15:18:15Z

Wish of congratulations to every single member of community.

efw @ 2015-12-18T16:15:00

2015-12-18T21:15:49Z

Iliad spoilers.

efw @ 2015-12-10T15:45:00

2015-12-10T20:45:18Z

Proposal to revive the Federalist Party. No explanation.

efw @ 2015-12-07T05:33:00

2015-12-07T10:33:27Z

The most offensive statement ever made.

efw @ 2015-09-28T11:48:00

2015-09-28T15:48:50Z

The least offensive statement ever made.

efw @ 2015-09-24T14:42:00

2015-09-24T18:42:21Z

Post that makes it obvious the OP has been watching too much anime.

efw @ 2015-09-06T11:31:00

2015-09-06T15:31:33Z

Joke about British teeth.

efw @ 2015-09-02T18:46:00

2015-09-02T22:46:11Z

Sudden, but inevitable, announcement of intention to run for leader of the free world. Obnoxious speech detailing campaign platform based solely on complete lack of political experience.

efw @ 2015-09-02T09:34:00

2015-09-02T13:34:33Z

Retcon.

efw @ 2015-08-20T21:24:00

2015-08-21T01:24:38Z

Screaming and swearing.