dysphasia
Dull & Witless (Bad Luk 4 2005)
All dolled up for a suicide.
Dreaming of all the different ways to die.
Edmonton
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Here's some things the cool kids are saying about dysphasia (This is mostly here so you can see how lucky I am that I am friends with the greatest people on earth! FACT!) queen_buzzo: Jax is better than the cribs and jesus in the same room! And that's greatness people! blurandtv: dysphasia (Jax) is pretty much awesome! I admire her because of her coolness, and yes she may be a bit intimidating at first with all her coolness and jawesomeness, but you'll love her, more than lyphe! NB: I am neither cool nor jawesome! mykidsister: um, she's tasty??!! (LOLZ!) tosayok: Jax says czech instead of check AND IT MAKES ME LOLZ SO MUCH. I love her lots, oh yes. eat_your_cancer: dysphasia's got the world in motion, just don't let her cock punch you! iran_contra: dysphasia is having a war with mariah carey and it makes me want to sob. (i h8 dat b*tch) sabrejet81: JAX has seen some REALLY GOOD BANDZ. (TRU!) libertinette: dysphasia is honestly one of the most amazing people EVER EVER. LIKE EVER> If you don't know her, you should really get to know her and stalk her and touch her boobs. Okay, she probs won't let you touch her boobs, but you should try anyway because she is SO FUCKING GRRRRRRRREAT that Baby Jesus started a religion for her. It is called jaXiantity and I am proud to say that I'm not only the president, I'm also a client. GODDDD she's seriously SO Great! Like! SO awesome! Seriously! I turn gay just thinking about how great she is! Really! God! Jackie is the best! I'm not even being sarcastic even though it really sounds like it! Basically if you are really lucky you will become her friend, and if you are even luckier Morrissey will be playing in your livingroom so you will get to meet her! That's the other thing! Most Morrissey fans are annoying, but Jackie makes up for all the annoying ones by being AMAZING! GOD!!! A++ would donut bump again! & dysphasia is totally irresistible to indie-rock icons. The proof of this is the legendary sexual assault of her breasts at the Bowery Ballroom in New York City by one Carlos Barat. The perpetrator is still at large. sh8der_boi: Jax is tops because she has the hottest emo boy EVER in her icon. (LAME!) clerk: JAX IS PROBS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER ON LJ! I USED TO THINK SHE WAS WAY TOO COOL FOR ME, SO I STALKED HER FOR A REALLY LONG TIME! SHE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF IN A GAY AND NON GAY WAY AND HER MORRISSEY OBSESSION IS REALLY INSPIRING! A+ WOULD ADD AGAIN. lone_concertina: TWO THUMBS UP!!! GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LOLLERCRAP YOUR PANTS!!! PLUS SHE TEACHES ME THINGS LIKE ;______________________; AND USES A MOOBZ ICON ON ME SO I THINK I MIGHT MARRIAGE HER? mondetriste: dysphasia: LOL on the inside, ghey on the outside with a delicious jelly filling sprinkled with cinnamon. Enjoy Jax with a mug of home-brewed apple cider or a side order of wings. Best served cold. Comes in a packet of 6 and not for individual sale. Batteries not included. onefootinfront: Jaxie smells like roses & chamomile. it is hot. in a non-but-sort-of-lesbian way. hey_radiohead: lj user equals [quote]dysphasia[/end quote] is many things: a mad scientist, yes, a raving lezbot, perhaps, but lemme tell you, she is more funnthymmes than a room chockfull of sexually frustrated trigger-happy midgets, and that is quite a feat. No lie. She is forever in pursuit of her unrequited love Colin Melorissey, who, unfortunately for her, is a singer-songwriter-weepy-twee-emo-kid, which therefore renders him 2x the gay. Her best pick-up line? "LET ME FIST YOU!!! LOLZ!" Works like a charm on alllllllll them bitches & hoes. Also, she luuuuuuuuuuuvs The Stills!!! sephibroth: you are a warm bowl of fresh chocolate pudding that brightens my day hallows: jaxi-chan kekekekeke lezzer. (more like SHE IS! BUT W/E!) councilestate: i really kinda envy jackie for being a science nerd. spinizuey: Leaves comments in my journal like a pack of wild donkeys. pygmalism: jackie is probably the best person i have ever met in my life! no joke and no hyperbole! she is in fact SO GREAT that i can't even think of something clever or lol to say about her, and i am totally drawing blanks trying to think of an adjective that adequately explains just how fucking amazing she is without sounding like i am exaggerating! even though no matter how many superlatives i use, i could never be exaggerating! that is how great jackie is and how much i love her! it is a privelige to have ever made any form of contact with her, let alone to be her friend. (ILU!) & I'D TOTALLY STICK FISH IN MY GAPING LIMB-HOLE FOR RADIOHEAD!!!!! SRSLY! verticale: a day without jax is like a day without fiber. just not a good idea. tick_tick: Jax loves Jeff Mangum in a way that is overwhelming, bordering on inappropriate. This makes her better than 99.999999999999999% of people on the planet! (And I love Moz even more! SCARY!) daysofcat: I don't think i can come up with words that do jackie any justice. but let's just say that if you don't know her, there is seriously something missing from your life. she's that's awesome. fact. snarlina: Livejournal user dysphasia is obsessive about somewhat attractive and very talented men. Reading her journal is like eating a bag of sugar and the word most frequently used to describe her is (j)awesome. If you can handle that and some daily spazzing, you should add her most defintitely. But, I wish she'd stop posting pictures of herself, because it makes all the scene girls go bi. reallyreally: Dysphasia, smarter than you. (aw!) leoceanic7: Jax is totes jawsome!!! I always enjoy reading her journal entries because it's funny, and she balances things out with seriousness too. She definetly music a lot especially The Smiths, The Decemberists, Neutral Milk Hotel, Morrissey, Bjork, and many more. She's also a dedicated fan, travelling around the U.S. and Canada just to see the bands she truly loves. I really admire her for that! Overall, she's an AMAZING person to have, and a must have you for your friends list! :D rosemarshmary: fun to LJ stalk, even funner to LJ friend! catchytunes: dysphasia: not quite as good as the cribs, but way better than jesus. (CONTROVERSIAL!) westerlies: jax is the only woman man enough for morrissey LOLZ! ___heavyhorse/ respectthecity: i met jackie because she said she'd send me babyshambles mp3s through msn. do not let this deter you, she is infinitely cooler than the reason we first started talking. theorems: the room is on fire as dysphasia fixes her hair. velvetcreature: 15 minutes with Jax...Moz wouldn't say no. I wouldn't say no...and I can't imagine anyone saying no!!! She has the best icons ever aaand she makes people think that every Canadian loves Morrissey and great music and is as cool as her. And that can seriously affect the world migration. MUZAK: Mood theme by: cenirestardust
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jesssss
now i think that's a riot
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nescience built diligence
the unatainable factor
dumdeedum
Diana
Diana's Journal
plastic_beads
plastic beads
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you're better off without him, don't call him...
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kelly
sophitron
Frida Kahlo's Eyebrows
My lady story
daliahellyes
Dalia
spinizuey
A crappy world of plot holes and spelling errors.
spinach flavored pasta with cat-like tendancies
nothing
Joe Novark
inoculate
jennifer
watermelon makes it awesome
queen_buzzo
Coleenyweenybeans
Let no foot mark your ground
redbaroness
Miss A
I lost my membership card to the human race.
cinister
I Am Citizen Insane
She's no jellybean, she's a jemima ho ho
iamjohngalt
Don't wanna lay here no more
twofortuesdays
a "prodigious and infantlike" pie hypnotist
seraphic_leaves
My Darling Clementine
When she wakes up in the morning
stolenokisses
i only care for daring vaudeville
sweet like nothing at all
hey_rainmaker
EAT LIGHTNING, SHIT THUNDER
GRINDING AT A MORRISSEY CONCERT
mondetriste
Money’s funny and credit won’t get it.
Let's start a war
dirty_things
Kier
wielding your bicycle chain
snarlina
damn star light
rock'n'rollercoaster
wohoho
kate<3dinosaurbrains
ceci n'est pas une cigarette
dream_the_sea
paint me how you want me
The Further Ramblings Of...
__cellardoors
Gabriel Rosetti
The Prince's Bed
vomited
universeofblue
Universe of Blue
dokodemo_honey
phonicphile
Nulli secundus orus randy
News from Nowhere
councilestate
danzig with the stars
crunchpow
so come on home
whatawaster
best_songs_ever
BESTSONGSEVER!!!!!!!!!!
willgraham
I am angry, I am ill, and I'm as ugly as sin.
jamieboy
james anthony
fc jamieboy
rosemarshmary
RIP ROSEMARSHMARY
When I shot him I was so handsome
stripesalesman
elena bee
kissmejules
THE END HAS NO END
Indie Secret society for the modern age music
theorems
kim von seeyouinhell
picnic, lightning
psykokandy
cheap tarnished glitter
desire
ziozio
Chester
"Let's just proceed as if this is going really well"
forgiveninasong
bittersweet
....innovative.....
kay_nosae
Libs Fan
Libertines Fan
sycophanticslag
Sara
don't rake up my mistakes
isoldetryst
Isolde of the Black Hair
michael_winner
Michael Winner
Marvellous
but_not_tonight
Dead journal
Spinning on the Dizzy Edge
soinloathe
mr. anthropic
air_crash
shitgaze anthems
GERARD WAY GIVES ME THE MOTTS
even_star_girl
sarahxcore
___two pictures laid on an end___
attacking
Captain Crotch Rot
we're going to get sexy for a minute
helvissa
Rock'n' Roll Flaneuse
Lazy Sounds from the Dansette
sabrejet81
Miss Insignifi-CUNT
She’s got everyone to help her on her way, down
bushy_tails
blackout love
trudging_slowly
oh, my room is cold
the fierce last stand...
hetero_likewo
I AM THE NEW SCOTTISH GENTRY
when you live life its so lifelike
dashiz
Da Shiz
alison_12
Kaz is the best Valentine ever! <333
Take It Or Leave It
martenot
in my biased, uninformed opinion: an mp3 blog
it sounds so real i can hear it
katofcanada
dimestore apothecary
wraithlike
the boy racer
a list of wraithlike things
carpe_nocte
Carpe Nocte
stylish_riot
it's dark and i'm wearing sunglasses
Answering Bell
eggpants
Frankly Vulgar
leoceanic7
Bachelorette
light_fingers
real life becomes a rumour
dynamite_rave
pea #2
hallows
Sherman Klump
receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antennae
teenjesus
lil_markie
Lil' Markie
for_lovers
TRUE LOVE NEVER FUCKIN EVER DIES
estoid
the world according to ester
cradle_of_faith
never you mind...
Lift Your Skinny Fists like Antennas to Heaven!
shibaiko
world chess champion
yr kisses are wasted on me
violentfires
forever i'm a lake effect kid
this is a list of what i should have been
kickuptheleaves
daisy chains and schoolyard games
thestrokesln
Jade
You pray for rain..
chevy
chevelle
velvetcreature
maybe someone else
HORRORSHOW
pageafterpage
The Girl Least Likely To
stillinlove
ashley
give_me_back_me
Elise
You give me three cigarettes...
okfmdoa
edfitz
Megan
The Legend Lives On...
lostlass
Adventures in the Land of Beer, Chocolate and Waffles
auditors
cheapcheapcake
cloé
WHY LIVE IN THE WORLD
mr_morrissey
Dear diary...
peacockparasol
$4000 ham napkin
Off in the Future, Maybe There Ain't No Heaven
___heavyhorse
pumpkinkingx
Squidgie
PumpkinKing
whispercampaign
eric
excessive lameness
mykidsister
a gun and a pack of sandwiches
libertinette
Jessska! (super fucking smart, in an arcadian way)
Wild nights are my glory
lallygill
i got one alabama return
shred_the_jello
Whatever happened to my rock & roll?
lone_concertina
paunchy, balding internet demo☭rat
makes the liver happy
kyliooo
stop laughing, i am beowulf!
subject for today: does knowledge elevate or demean us?
spiderella
Spiderella
Those who matter, don't mind.
if_not
Mix Master Mope
The Bandit Queen
pygmalism
the mystical dead self-pity temple
i've no idea what i am talking about
mostuncertain
Brent
Mostuncertain
joanne_uk
joanne in tea cups
access_identity
One-Angry-Young-Man Army
Subliminal Love ++ Darker than hell painted black ++
undead_undead
Your Second Pair Of Underwear
internets
no horseplay
how many internets can you name?
reallyreally
Mikey
love_arson
take the money and run
_babyshambles_
holly
sh8der_boi
highrise
30% more unpredictable!
zelley
DON'T WORRY, I'M FROM THE FUTURE
i could be an angle
leather_hips
looking rough and living strange
cheap_rhyme
a leviathan in ermine
A glass epiphany to a public menagerie.
patsch
Blue, Red and Grey
onefootinfront
Figgy Tangerina
last stop for a resolution
powderblue
g-g-granville! f-f-fetch yer cloth!
life is nothing much to lose
andrewkendall
Andrew Kendall
Andrew Kendall - LiveJournal
cutestgothboy
Jeff Thiessen
Thoughts From A Wannabe Buddhist
tarts
i'm desperate, who are you?
in the meantime, false conversations