For some reason there was like a toga party on campus. I saw about 30 people dressed up at around 9PM and then another 20 or so at around 11:30PM! So... it's freezing outside right now, yeah? And like, these girls are just wearing tank tops and shorts and bedsheets. How can you be so stupid while getting educated? I don't understand. Here's a bit of their conversation:
Dumb girl with blond hair: Yeah, so like, when I see people eating like fries and burgers and like, soda! I'm totally like "OMG YOU'RE GOING TO GET FAT!" That is like so unhealthy!
Dumb girl with brown hair: OH MY GOD! I KNOW! It's like! I only eat healthy fast food stuff like Subway and stuff! But oh my god! Sometimes! I eat like! burgers! But it's only like once every couple of days! And then I'll have ice cream!
Dumb girl with blond hair: Oh my god! Well, that's pretty good! But like, I don't exercise anymore cause like I don't like have time, you know?
Dumb girl with brown hair: Oh my god, I know! It's like, ugh, oh my god! I can feel my stomach getting bigger!
This would have gone on for longer except that these 5 or so drunk guys passed by as the three of us (dumb girls plus me (separately, of course) stepped outside! You know you're at a University at night when the collective IQ of everyone involved in a conversation barely makes it to borderline retarded.
Guys: Hey ladies (to dumb girls!) what are you wearing?
Girls: Togas *lol* but we turned them into bedsheets (note: THAT'S REALLY A MAGIKAL THING TO DO GIRLS! GODDDDDDDD!)
Guys: Take it offfffffff girls!
Me: *LOUD SIGH*
Guys: *pulls at my jacket sleeve* You too.
Uh, excuse me? EXCUSE ME? God... that is just so offensive on so many levels! First of all, I was not drunk, nor was I retarded NOR WAS I WEARING A FUCKING TOGA/BEDSHEET (SAME THING!) IN 5 DEGREE WEATHER WHILE IT'S RAINING! I was wearing a tshirt, a turtleneck sweater and a huge winter coat. Please do not put me in the same "take it offfffffffff girls" boat as girls who think that talking about how gross other people are for not being anorexic is GOODTIMES!
Maybe I'm just in a bad mood today!? Maybe I'm just realising more and more that I absolutely hate Alberta. I hate everything about it. I hate the trucks. I hate all the oil. I hate all the strange beef love there is here which seems to rise when people get spongiform encephalopathy (mad cow for pplz), I hate the lack of shows, I hate the lack of things to do, I hate the weather, I hate the snow, I hate the boys, I also hate the girls. I just hate it here. It's a horrible place to live. It's so rich/snobby/upper class and homophobic/redneck/brothers-and-sisters-h
In like 2 seconds (or so) it's going to start to snow here, and I'm going to be grumpy until the snow melts (which is pretty much March ;_;)! That's a long time to be grumpy! I HATE LIVING IN ALBERTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
Dumb girl with blond hair: Yeah, so like, when I see people eating like fries and burgers and like, soda! I'm totally like "OMG YOU'RE GOING TO GET FAT!" That is like so unhealthy!
Dumb girl with brown hair: OH MY GOD! I KNOW! It's like! I only eat healthy fast food stuff like Subway and stuff! But oh my god! Sometimes! I eat like! burgers! But it's only like once every couple of days! And then I'll have ice cream!
Dumb girl with blond hair: Oh my god! Well, that's pretty good! But like, I don't exercise anymore cause like I don't like have time, you know?
Dumb girl with brown hair: Oh my god, I know! It's like, ugh, oh my god! I can feel my stomach getting bigger!
This would have gone on for longer except that these 5 or so drunk guys passed by as the three of us (dumb girls plus me (separately, of course) stepped outside! You know you're at a University at night when the collective IQ of everyone involved in a conversation barely makes it to borderline retarded.
Guys: Hey ladies (to dumb girls!) what are you wearing?
Girls: Togas *lol* but we turned them into bedsheets (note: THAT'S REALLY A MAGIKAL THING TO DO GIRLS! GODDDDDDDD!)
Guys: Take it offfffffff girls!
Me: *LOUD SIGH*
Guys: *pulls at my jacket sleeve* You too.
Uh, excuse me? EXCUSE ME? God... that is just so offensive on so many levels! First of all, I was not drunk, nor was I retarded NOR WAS I WEARING A FUCKING TOGA/BEDSHEET (SAME THING!) IN 5 DEGREE WEATHER WHILE IT'S RAINING! I was wearing a tshirt, a turtleneck sweater and a huge winter coat. Please do not put me in the same "take it offfffffffff girls" boat as girls who think that talking about how gross other people are for not being anorexic is GOODTIMES!
Maybe I'm just in a bad mood today!? Maybe I'm just realising more and more that I absolutely hate Alberta. I hate everything about it. I hate the trucks. I hate all the oil. I hate all the strange beef love there is here which seems to rise when people get spongiform encephalopathy (mad cow for pplz), I hate the lack of shows, I hate the lack of things to do, I hate the weather, I hate the snow, I hate the boys, I also hate the girls. I just hate it here. It's a horrible place to live. It's so rich/snobby/upper class and homophobic/redneck/brothers-and-sisters-h
In like 2 seconds (or so) it's going to start to snow here, and I'm going to be grumpy until the snow melts (which is pretty much March ;_;)! That's a long time to be grumpy! I HATE LIVING IN ALBERTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111