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Light a match and wait, it will return to sender

Dec 24, 2025 • bobdaduck

Petri Patriarchs

The king of germs eats the whole dish

Dec 3, 2025 • bobdaduck

The fae man is covered in rings, he is the most married

Oct 29, 2025 • bobdaduck

We're flying our emotions today. The sky is blue.

Oct 15, 2025 • bobdaduck

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Kindness Compliance

I'm a charity robber. Kindly give me your money.

Jun 18, 2025 • bobdaduck

Tarantula Tango

At the spider ball, a non-dancer can step on four times the feet

May 14, 2025 • bobdaduck

food makes energy and energy makes heat, and my body glows in the dark

Mar 13, 2025 • bobdaduck

Pitter patter and split splat, excellent examples of the Doppler effect

Jan 22, 2025 • bobdaduck

Assembly Simulation

Teach a man to fish, and he will spend all day swimming in a little tank

Jan 8, 2025 • bobdaduck

One knife is a weapon. One hundred trillion knives is something else.

Dec 18, 2024 • bobdaduck

Two points make a line. Unless they miss.

Dec 11, 2024 • bobdaduck

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