| Mere Christianity |

You would fight with shrapnel? Where is your self respect

Jan 14 • bobdaduck

Whitewash High Posh

When everything is boring nobody knows that you're refined

Oct 1, 2025 • bobdaduck

Tripe Testament

If you eat bones they become your meat. Put some meat on those bones

Sep 17, 2025 • bobdaduck

Consume Consubstantial

If you are what you eat, what happens to what you drink?

Sep 10, 2025 • bobdaduck

The sore throat of a lifetime begins with a single strep

Aug 20, 2025 • bobdaduck

Another thought down the drain, but my mind has a disposal.

Jul 23, 2025 • bobdaduck

A hypnotic harmonica charms the cattle from a basket on the floor

Jun 11, 2025 • bobdaduck

Each emotionland has their own greetings, and none recognize any others as legitimate.

Jun 5, 2025 • bobdaduck

Prepare for psychic attacks. Install a big red button for your brain.

May 28, 2025 • bobdaduck

Bloodlust Beats

Eat a drum, restart your heart

May 7, 2025 • bobdaduck

Show someone you love them. Give them a hand-wrapped transmission gearbox this Christmas.

Apr 23, 2025 • bobdaduck

Ancient financial trick: Use boomerangs as currency

Apr 10, 2025 • bobdaduck

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