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2013-02-02T02:42:30Z

You have questions. And while questions are a burden to others, Dr. Wrong shall heft the shoulder bag of your confusion onto the train to Answerland.

If one goes to Lizard Lick and licks a lizard, what will happen?

'Lizard Lick' is a bit of a misnomer. Originally the town was named 'Liz Ardlick' after the favorite daughter of one of the town fathers; Tobias J. Ardlick. When not singing with his barbershop quartet, Tobias could be found fly fishing in a dry lakebed. To this day nobody knows what he was trying to catch or why. If you do go to modern-day 'Lizard Lick', and I advise against it for reasons of both safety and hygiene, stay away from the dry lakebed.

Dear Dr. Wrong

In the hardware store I see signs for a "Ferreteria".

Is this where ferrets go to buy hardware?

Ferrets, like cats, get their hardware on the Internet. It's the 21st century, questioners. Try and keep up.

Next question, please.

Mouseketeer roll-call?

2013-01-30T20:37:57Z

Been awhile since the last posting. Anybody out there have questions for Dr. Wrong? Anyone? Buehler?

drwrong @ 2012-09-04T20:54:00

2012-09-05T00:54:38Z

Dear Dr. Wrong,

Is there ever a time when a wombat isn't good company?

"Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter": A Real Movie

2012-02-17T21:19:40Z

President Lincoln's mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers.

Beatlejuice

2011-01-22T00:35:06Z

This band needs ~~six~~ nine people to emulate The Beatles.

A stunning music video featuring Stanley Kubrick's Spartacus and John Cafferty's "Heart's On Fire."

2011-01-08T07:02:56Z

Spartacus: The Musical

(I don't know how to embed, sorry)

The return of wrong

2010-12-23T13:33:13Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epp-M_4djxM

Do not put "Grow Where You are Planted" right after a song about Jack the Ripper.

Susie Bright and wrongness

2010-10-08T09:36:31Z

From an interview:

I could never be a judge in a contest or a beauty pageant because I get overwhelmed by the idea that we should just pick one. I can't bear to pick a winner. I want everybody to be recognized for their own special wrongness.

I have no words.

2010-04-30T16:31:20Z

http://www.horrordecor.net/index.htm . Specifically bloody nail candles and urine sample candles.

Links courtesy spookystyle

"Wanted: 80's nemesis team" on craigslist.

2010-04-24T14:34:24Z

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/stp/1704177115.html

"We are four members of a small silicon valley startup forming a ragtag team of underdogs. Included in our crew are a genius who's lack of social skills make him almost useless, a tomboy girl whose romantic entanglements cause complications, a black man, and a jock who has no purpose but often makes wise-ass remarks. Our coach and angel investor is a former star who suffered great and mysterious personal tragedy which he rarely discusses. Now he drinks and hopes that we take first place in the startup competition!

"Nemesis must be tall and intimidating muscular blonds, have identical uniforms of some kind and be proficient in scowling. Ivy league or equivalent background and intimidating amounts of corporate funding required. Eastern European origins and thick accent a plus. Headbands recommended. Your coach must believe in winning at all costs. All must have questionable ethical standards but one team member, who will apologize in the end.

"Everything will be decided in one final startup competition, whose early stages will be surmised with a montage of "You're the Best Around" by Joe Esposito and will end in a final match between you and us. We will be the underdogs, with little chance of success. We will be told that we don't have to do this. Your leader will cheat in the finals, but we will reflect on our training to find perseverance or wisdom which leads us to victory.

"Nemesis must bring own theme music and bad hair cuts, they will not be provided."

That's a Shin, not a Sin

2009-09-17T03:59:29Z

NSFW in a lot of places: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23404045

needs no explaination

2009-07-29T16:21:53Z

from boingboing

drwrong @ 2009-07-11T18:10:00

2009-07-11T22:10:15Z

Louis Vuitton commemorates moon landing with a very inappropriately-shaped trunk. I'm gonna call this one NSFW.

NEW CAT VIDEO!! An Engineer's Guide to Cat Yodeling (with Cat Polka)

2009-07-06T04:28:23Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEjKk5Kt3rs

If ever there were a thing that was wrong, this would be it. Unfortunately, though, as with many things that take wrong to extremes [viz. Dr. Horrible] this may actually wrap all the way around to "right." Judge for yourselves, Fellow Wrongians...

My Little Stormpony

2009-06-30T23:03:06Z

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/mar/26/my-little-pony-film-characters-pictures?picture=345032732

Thanks (of sorts) to sskipstress for bringing this to my attention. There is a whole *gallery* of them.

Mine eyes have seen the ... something ...

2009-06-11T17:15:13Z

"So we took the half a ton of garbage, loaded it into the back of...

...took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, and headed down to the city dump."

(Shamelessly ganked from nateprentice)

How To Kill a Mockingbird

2009-04-30T18:10:57Z

How To Kill a Mockingbird

Rule 34

2009-04-14T16:28:05Z

Almost certainly NSFW: Happy Easter!

drwrong @ 2009-04-04T15:30:00

2009-04-04T19:30:02Z

Might be NSFW some very conservative places. Commercial for a bikini trimmer:
http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5284d9f5

(thanks to hauntmeister)

So Wrong I'm Sheepish To Bring It Up

2009-03-18T23:46:54Z

Extreme Sheep LED Art

Who will watch the Watchmen?

2009-03-17T01:00:54Z

and you thought NJ was bad

2009-03-16T22:23:24Z

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/103/304387953_3e41e86945_o.jpg

Wrong.

2009-03-13T01:12:24Z

Another way to say you're sorry.

Hot N Cold

2009-02-10T20:55:14Z

www.youtube.com/watch

This video has a lot of nice small touches. To describe my favorite part would be a spoiler so I'll say it begins at 2:12. Enjoy!

drwrong @ 2009-01-31T12:10:00

2009-01-31T17:11:43Z

Google Street View, 1. Bambi, 0.