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2026

10

Jul

Kylie Jenner Bikini Campaign of the Day

I don’t know if you’ve ever fucked a pile of dead flesh before…but I am sure it is similar to sex with Kyle Jenner…

She looks like the substances she’s injected in her body that make her look like a tranny sex doll may make her stink like sulfur…EGG FARTS…

You know the rot is real….

But more importantly, she looks like a tranny sex doll, one of those made in china lifeless looking silicone shits…

Which may speak to you, since that’s the only kind of interpersonal relationship you’ve ever had….

DISCOUNT sex dolls…BABY…

It’s all pretty lazy, but surprisingly, Kylie Jenner seems pretty fucking lazy, billionaire aside, everyone else does the work for her so that she can just sit on her fake ass, I mean even her body is fabricated so that she doesn’t have to actually work for it….WORK ICKY..AGREED..

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2026

10

Jul

The Voice Moana Titty of the Day

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Moana is voiced by Chloe Auli’i Cravalho….and she’s got some serious tits…

She was born in Hawaii, she is Chinese, Native Hawaiian, Puerto Rican, Portuguese, and Irish descent, her mom’s name is PUNANI, which is amazing…and she’s got some serious tits…

She seems to only work as a voice actor….despite having some serious tits…

You’d think the tits alone would get her in front of the camera showing off the tits, instead of being on the soundtrack…

It could be the Sydney Sweeney school of acting, showing the serious tits….but instead she just brings them out to events for movies she voice acts on…

Tragic use of tits….they had so much potential….WHYYYYY…

I mean even her last name has HO in it and she’s hardly whoring out the way she should..

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2026

10

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Gets Fat Again of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican import stealing the acting jobs from the actual Mexican Americans with a dream of being an actor…

She is being packaged as the hot chick, despite her hotness seemingly being fake plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures…

I wouldn’t know, because when she first got popular I read about her being a compulsive eater who got fat overnight.

It was packaged as a lifelong struggle, which I know will always win…so I never got emotionally invested in her…

I figured, she was just a fat chick in training, not quite fat again, but definitely going to become fat again…

I did a quick google about this compulsive eating and it was actual fact….

SEE BELOW…

Eiza González has openly shared that she struggled with compulsive overeating and depression following the sudden death of her father in a motorcycle accident when she was 12 years old. To soothe this un-processed grief, she began overeating and gained 30 pounds almost overnight by age 13

It seems like the eating has been winning in this wild outfit she decided to wear..

Girl is getting FAT, not too fat yet, but still fat….

It will only get worse…

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2026

10

Jul

J.Lo’s Squashed Nipple of the Day

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Yesterday, if you’re following along, I made a really insightful post about J.Lo’s granny tits, no wait that was about someone else, but I did do a post highlighting J.Lo showing off her cleavage to distract from her face, even though she was historically the doggy style, ass up, face down, kind of girl….at least that is how her career was built…

Well, she has decided to bring out her nipple in a dress, it’s a squashed nipple, looking like an old apple that has fallen off the tree and is rotting away, but the nipple version, because that nipple is old lady nipple, and being compared to rotting fruit is pretty much standard practice…

I’ve always found J.Lo gross, she’s rich but still got something to prove, hanging on and cashing in….this time with her old lady tits and nipples…

I will say that despite her being old, I don’t think I’ve seen J.LO nipple before, so this exhibitionism and attention grab at her age is welcomed…

Next thing I want to see is URETHRAL INSERTION…..PENETRATE THE PEE HOLE J. Hole, INTERCOURSE P.HOLE….I know it’s big enough…

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Posted in:J.Lo

2026

10

Jul

Friday Flashing of the Day

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Since nobody reads anymore, not that I really write, but since nobody reads and I’m anti-mainstream and anti-establishment, I should write a 4000 word essay in my broken english about girls flashing.

I can start with stories about the times I’ve been flashed…and how it changed the course of my life…

It turned me into an online pervert, before everyone was an online pervert.

It made me start a website that constanly asked for nude pics from girls or guys who knew loose women willing to flash them…

I waited patiently on the sidelines for the entire world to realize how fun being flashed is, how meaningful it is…

I didn’t launch an ONLYFANS Platform to monetize on it, because that would cheapen the beauty for it by making it commercial…

I just waited…

Now everyone’s a fucking flasher, to feed the retard brain, that doesn’t read anymore..

Posted in:FLASHER|Flashing

2026

09

Jul

Lily Rose Depp’s Hard Nipple of the Day

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The older Lily Rose Depp gets, the more she looks like her dad when in full make-up as the Madhatter in Alice in Wonderland….

She was the promising young starlet who pulled a Sydney Sweeney when trying to launch her own career, outside of her father, while keeping his last name, to ensure people understand they are dealing with royalty. It’s not nepotism, it’s just legacy shit…..you know succession of the throne….

In doing the Sydney Sweeney thing, she was very naked doing sex acts in a terrible show by the guy who did Euphoria…

She had pretty great tits, little perkies that were designed to be unleashed on the beach in her native France…..you know topless is clothed while sunbathing in France…

She also turned into a Lesbian….

I am not sure if the person her hard nipple is with in these pics is her lesbian girlfriend, but it is possible that her lesbian girlfriend got the hormones increased and it is…

I am sure that her nipple is hard.

IGNORE THE MIDDLE AGED OBESE WOMAN WITH DIABETES AND A WATER RETENTION CONDITION FROM THE SIDE EFFECTS OF HER MEDICATION CANKLES….

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2026

09

Jul

Ambrosio Holding her Granny Tits of the Day

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When I was a kid, granny tits meant something a little different than they do today.

They were the tits that hung to the ground on the old pervert who lived in the apartment block and who would make us suck on her tits in exchange for freshly baked cookies.

It was our first experience in prostituting ourself, a right of passage if you will….one that smelled like mothballs and vapor rubs….werthers originals and popcorn…

What I am saying is that big granny tits weren’t something you wanted to bury your face in, it was something that if you were burying your face in them, you were being paid in hard candy or baked goods.

Just you doing your good samaritan, helping out the elderly work…

In this timeline, granny tits are fake tits on old ladies who were Victoria’s Secret models like Alessandra Ambrosio.

I didn’t find her hot when she was their star, she’s very ordinary looking, but her granny tits are not traditional or ordinary granny tits and that means something..

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2026

09

Jul

J.Lo Titty of the Day

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I am not really the kind of guy who gets off to the smell of old lady diapers, I’ve worked in an old folks home and it’s actually pretty terrifying what years of life and sickness can do to the digestive track….

In J.Lo’s case, she eats all that organic foods, but having a career based on her ass, you know that her diet isn’t all that asshole has seen….it’s not all digested foods, but rather other things that have been inserted and deposited in her…

I didn’t find J.Lo hot when she was a big deal, it is possible that I didn’t have the ass-eating compulsion that parasite you get from cat shit in my brain yet, because I have definitely gravitated to hot asses on chicks…

I think it may have had more to do with J.Lo’s ass not actually being hot…

Anyway, she’s 300 fucking years old, we shouldn’t really give a fuck about her, but she wants us to give a fuck about her…

She’s moved beyond her asshole and is also showcasing tits…

When you’re a dinosaur, but a vain dinosaur, you have to be strategic in how you get people to not look at the aged face…

MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE motherfuckers…

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2026

08

Jul

Victoria Justice is a Right Wing Conspiracy Theorist of the Day

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Vicotira Justice may be letting her fake tits get to her brain, crossing the blood/brain barrier, because next thing we’ll see her doing is bleaching her hair and hosting Fox News….since she’s clearly a RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY theorist…

The girl, who was once a child star with a hit show on creepy Nickelodeon, which was rumored to have a staff of grooming perverts preying on the young actors they overpaid….has basically been retired that last few years, or decade, only to finally be back on the scene with bigger tits..

She posted a selfie of her with her pants undone, showing some not so period friendly underwear, bragging about perfume that is ENDOCRINE SAFE….

What is she, RFK JR….

One of those anti-vaxxers who believes that these forever chemicals they put in scented things like air fresheners and perfumes, actually fuck up your hormones, turn you trans, and gay, and impotent….

She also drinks MATCHA instead of coffee, like a total freak….

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2026

08

Jul

Zoe Saldana Fitness Leggings Ass of the Day

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I don’t know if nerds are still jerking off to Zoe Saldana like she was still a blue alien, but I’ll assume that most of the autistic socially inept weirdos have not evolved in the last 20 years, because I am a possibly a socially inept autistic weirdo, just one into tits instead of actual nerd shit that would make us billions of dollars, hasn’t evolved in the last 20 years….

As being a beacon of hope to the underdog by reminding them that at least their shit life isn’t as bad as mine, day in and day out, I’m here to support you with jerk off material when everyone else tries to shame you, pointing and laughing..

I say bully the winners not the losers, KICK THEM WHILE THEY ARE UP…and with that…here is some Zoe Saldana Leggings..working out…clenching her ass like it was on your dick…but it’s not cuz she’s mean to nerds like you…BUT I AM NOT.

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