"The threat still stands: Touch and die, Queen Bitch."

Moving!

2010-08-23T20:04:55Z

YO! Long time no update!

... Basically, making a new journal. This one is too much of a mess for me to bother cleaning up so I just decided to make a new one.

Anyone who gives a crap can find me here:

akihitokage akihitokage akihitokage akihitokage akihitokage akihitokage akihitokage akihitokage

In other news, I got into university! I start classes September 20. Which gives me roughly a month of freedom left. Bugger. Oh well. Fun times ahead! (hopefully)

-happy squee-

2010-05-24T22:29:59Z

Hm... y'know how you'll make a promise to yourself and you find that you can go back on it pretty easily?

Ages ago I said I'd never have another internet relationship outside of the UK...

... and now I'm in a relationship with someone from America ^///^

But FUCK, I'm happy. Alex makes me feel all... squiggly inside. Like happy and giddy and all those things you get when you're really crushing on someone. Alex is cute and sweet and adorkable with a side order of geekery.

Family-peoples, you may cross-examine the new partner to make sure they're up to your expectations X3

_{You may also notice I'm not using gender pronouns, 'cause Alex is androgynous. 'She' is the default, but I avoid them when I can :3}

... I need to find out something to call Alex. I already hate saying boy/girlfriend anyways... partner doesn't sound right... I'll think of something! ¬_¬ Alex is Alex, why can't it just be that?

S is for Sex

2010-02-01T21:07:13Z

Bored. I was given S by lightrobber

Comment and I'll give you a letter, then you have to list ten things you love that begin with that letter, afterwards post it on your journal and fill out letters of your own.

1:: Sex - What? Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I can't love it. Porn baby!
2:: Sickleshipping - Marik/Akefia (Touzokuou) is one of my favourite shippings thanks to my friend Kitty
3:: Scars - Song by Papa Roach. I love their music in general really. My favourite song is ...To Be Loved though, and Hollywood Whore
4:: Saiyuki - A trigger happy priest travelling around with three demons killing other demons? XD Fucking awesome
5:: Seto Kaiba - I hated this guy at first, but he grew on me when I started liking Seto/Bakura. Plus anyone who hates Yami is cool in my book.
6:: Sin Eaters - Torchwood audiobook read by Gareth David-Lloyd. Once you actually listen to what he's saying instead of just melting at the sound of his voice it's a damn awesome and adorable story XD
7:: Something Borrowed - Torchwood episode 9 season 2. Not my favourite episode but it does have the adorable Janto dance at the end which makes fangirls and fanboys alike just stop and go 'awwwww!'... unless you're a Gwack fan, in which case fuck off.
8:: Stars - More specifically, paper stars. I love making the little things, although I got really annoyed with them when I made over 600 for my art project.
9:: Slippers - I don't care how girly my black kitty slippers are, they're warm and cosy. They're manly slippers really.
10:: Screw the rules, I have money! - ...Did you really expect me not to do this and not throw in a YGO:Abridged quote? If you didn't you don't know me at all!

Manga Sale

2010-01-25T15:52:43Z

Thinking of selling some of my manga that I don't read or want anymore, would anyone be interested? Kinda need the money.

Legal Drug vols 1 + 2
Getbackers vols 1 + 2 + 3
Cowboy Bebop vol 1
Gravitation vols 1 + 2

Might be willing to part with Hands Off! vols 1-5, but for the whole set it would cost a lot to send XP

And some yaoi manga:

Only the Ring Finger Knows
Desire
Passion vols 1 + 2
Yellow vol 1

All are in near-new condition. Probably slightly worn at the edges and on the spines but otherwise good condition.

I would stick them on eBay but I don't like the site, plus it'd be cheaper just doing it through here since they yank money off you.

Uh... maybe £5/$7 for each volume? £4/$5 if you get two or more. And £1/$2 shipping, maybe a bit more sending over to America (seriously, mail prices suck XP Costs more the send than to buy the damn thing you're sending)

... Interested? I has PayPal.

bored, meme

2010-01-17T03:40:48Z

get to know me

Days Again

2010-01-06T00:40:53Z

It's after midnight and I'm bored

Day 16 → A song that makes you cry (or nearly)

Ghost of You - My Chemical Romance
I don't care if you think they're emo or shit or whatever, these guys were my angsty high school soundtrack and Ghost of You broke my heart everytime I watched the music video. The only time it brings me to tears now though is if I sing it out loud which I haven't done in a while.

Heaven - John Barrowman
I think most of the sweet soft lovesongs he sings make me all mushy and gooey. This one especially ever since I read that he picks songs on his CDs for his family, and this one was for Scott <3 Whenever I get my own partner I want to sing this to them.

Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park
I never really liked their new stuff until I heard this song, especially the line 'I've never been perfect, but niether have you'. It's just a very emotion-filled song to me, wanting to be remembered for something worthwhile instead of the mistakes you've made.

Day 17 → An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)

Because I love us so much, I'm gonna show you three pictures, one by me and two by my partners in crime. All three are pictures we've drawn of all of us together XD

By Terra

The thing I love most? The rubber duck XD Ever since this picture Ducky has been our little group's official mascot.

By Kitty

She drew us all as our favourite Special Infected from Left 4 Dead, but with a twist XD Which is why my hoodie says Kill, Kitty is in black and red and Terra is in camo. Can you find Ducky in this?

By me

My most recent drawing of us three (I draw us a lot XD). Ducky returns! See? Told you he became a mascot ^_^ Done at the beginning of winter before the big snowfall hit England. I really wanted a snowball fight.

Art Thieves, Rawr

2010-01-05T09:58:15Z

College was cancelled today. Nice that I found that out after I'd come in XP Oh well, at least I'm warm at home now and don't have to do any work.

Remember the art thief I briefly mentioned yesterday? Who'd coloured my picture of the Cheshire Cat? I reported her, as did my friend, and her work was taken down.

Now she's come back at me saying the following:

First off i made this from the black and white line art you had made i did not say i made it i just filled it in and i dont care if you dont like it i worked very very hard on it and my mother even seen me make it and for you to say im stealing it is very childish im sorry if i made you mad somehow i seen you filled one in and mine was a darker purple and mine had strips on his ears i can see how you can make that mistake.

My first reaction to this was '...Has she heard of punction?'. Seriously, I can barely understand this thing! Second was 'Never bring your mother into an arguement'. Just makes her seem even more childish than she claims I am.

Ok, childish? What makes me childish about not wanting people to use my work without permission? If she'd asked me if she could colour it, or even given me credit, I would've been nicer. Because people have coloured my lineart in the past and I've been ok with it.

Next point, doesn't matter how hard you worked on it, or if you traced it or whatever, it's still my work you've used, and it's obviously my work. At the same time it also doesn't matter if you used different colours to what I eventually used, you still used my lineart.

This girl isn't one of my regular watchers on deviantART, so I don't know her that well. If I did, I've be a little more lenient to her, but she's just come out of the blue and used my work. Plus I think my usual 'fans' would be more considerate than her.

Bah, she says in her journal that she's gonna put it up again, along with the March Hare she's working on. Sounds very much like this lineart I posted, so I'm keeping an eye on her and reporting her if she uses it again, credit or not.

Now, Here's a Bitch

2009-12-30T02:23:32Z

Veeeeeery few things in life get me really well and truly pissed off (the Westboro Baptist Church is one, but this ain't about that).

There's this girl, over on deviantART, and apparently y!Gallery too, who goes around giving what she thinks is 'constructive criticism' to people.

Pretty much everyone she does it too is pissed off with what she says. She made my friend Terra cry because it was a huge blow to her ego that she really didn't need.

Over on y!Gallery she also commented on my artwork in a similar fashion.

Today she commented on Kitty's art, also in a similar fashion.

I shall show you what she said.

I'll also include links to the drawings she said this about.

First, a link to a conversation with the bitch, aka malik-possessed, my friend Terra, Terra's girlfriend Steph and another girl who I'm guessing is called Alexa.

Click here.

Now about Kitty's work.

Picture

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And mine (links are to my dA page, but the comments were made on y!Gallery)

Picture

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Someone tell me I'm not over-reacting? I probably am but she's done this to so many people and all of them, if not than definitely the majority, don't appreciate it and hate her for it.

She said on her deviantART page that she's like Simon Cowell. What? Even the douche has the decency to give a good comment about something. All of what she says is negative and near downright bashing.

And the thing is she KNOWS people get angry at her for it! Ok, then why don't you stop darlin'? Cleary she wants attention because she didn't even change her username or her icon on y!Gallery.

Now, some of what she says can be honestly taken as good advice, but to me this seems like a 'not what she said but how she said it' situation.

I'm gonna be truthful too and say most of my anger comes from the fact she made Terra cry and accused her girlfriend of white-knighting when she stood in to defend her.

She keeps repeating the same things about anatomy and shading and yet doesn't give any helpful advice of how to make it look better! She gives all these negative comments without a single good point. If she at least said something nice then it would be an attempt at constructive criticism but noooooo, its all 'this is wrong' and 'that is wrong' and 'oh god what were you thinking?'.

More often than not an artist knows when they've fucked up in a drawing or piece of art, you don't need to have someone like her rubbing it in your face and making you feel even worse about it. You can just move on from your mistakes and learn from them. You don't need 'critics' like her coming in and pointing out what you more than likely already know.

Blue Gillespie

2009-12-10T00:23:25Z

Oh yeah!

Project Help? Please?!

2009-11-21T01:53:38Z

Dearest f-list. Can you give me a hand with my Photography project?

Its pretty easy. You just need to tell me what you think of these people in the photos below the cut.

All you need to tell me is the following:

What you think the person is like aka: your first impression of them
What you like about them Do you like their clothes, their hair, etc
Do you think you'd get along with them if you met them? Like if I introduced you or something
What sexuality do you think they are? Just kinda curious about this one

Simple, yes?

Ok now for a little info on the people, but you can skip this if you want.

Imogen/Imi ::: She's in my Photography class and was one of the first people in college I befriended. I don't hang around with her much but I talk to her when I see her.

Lizzie/Liz ::: She's in my Art class and another of the first who I friended with in college. Didn't hang out with her much in first year but this year I've become part of their little group.

Bennett/Daniel ::: We call him by his last name for some reason. He's not in any of my classes but I met him through Lizzie and we nerd out about Alice in Wonderland and cosplay stuff.

Dex/Hannah ::: Originally I met her through a mutual friend but now she's in my Art classes, and always buys me a pasty (and doesn't like her photo taken which is why it was hard to find ones of her)

Tammy/Tammara/bisexualdrummer ::: I met her on a forum but I've seen her in person a couple of times. Has huge boobs you can't help but stare at. Seriously.

Frankie/Francis/francisedward ::: My ex-boyfriend who I met on another forum and stayed with for a bit over the summer. He's a little younger than me and lives down south while I'm up north.

Jack/Jonathan/roidesc ::: My little big-brother, not really my brother, but he's older than me, yet shorter... so therefore little big brother. I've not met him in person yet but he's a huge part of my life.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

2009-10-31T19:50:44Z

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

He Made Icons Again

2009-09-17T07:59:24Z

Made a bunch of icons from fanart drawn by my friend Kitty XD I just was bored and had a load of her art on my laptop.

Preview

(Fake cut? How dare you)

Even More YuGiOh Fics :3

2009-09-05T14:34:49Z

Title: Something Shiny
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik/Yami no Bakura [Marik/Bakura]
Prompt: #48 - Diamond
Rating: PG
Summary: Bakura steals Marik a little gift.
Author's Notes: The more I look at this, the cuter it seems.

Something Shiny

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Title: Bonfire Night Insanity
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik/Yami no Bakura [Marik/Bakura]
Prompt: #52 - Fire
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ryou makes everyone take part in a British holiday, and Marik and Bakura have a little fun.
Author's Notes: For those who don't know, Bonfire Night/Guy Fawkes Night is a British holiday where people make huge bonfires and have fireworks and stuff. They used to throw a dummy of Guy Fawkes on the bonfire but they don't really do that anymore.

Bonfire Night Insanity

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Title: Don't Call Us That
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik/Yami no Bakura [Marik/Bakura]
Prompt: #23 - Lovers
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Marik hates it when people call him and Bakura 'Lovers', but why?
Author's Notes: I noticed myself calling these two 'partners' instead of lovers, so I just wrote a li'l something as to why.

Don't Call Us That

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Title: Winter Sucks
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik/Yami no Bakura [Marik/Bakura]
Prompt: #61 - Winter
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Marik hates it when people call him and Bakura 'Lovers', but why?
Author's Notes: I did the same thing the other day XD Wrapped up in my duvet on my sofa watching South Park. Stupid cold British summers.

Winter Sucks

Icons, om nom nom

2009-09-05T14:11:47Z

I got bored last night and made a huge bunch of YuGiOh icons, Go look!

Preview:

(This isn't a fake cut, really!)

More YuGiOh Fics!

2009-08-31T14:33:08Z

Title: We're Proud
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura [Marik/Bakura]
Prompt: #30 - Death
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Marik has an accident on his bike, knocking him briefly between life and death.
Author's Notes: This idea has been floating around in my head for a while now, I just needed an excuse to write it.

We're Proud

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Title: Bury Your Dead
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura [Marik/Bakura]
Prompt: #50 - Spade
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bakura has to help Marik dig a grave after he went too far and killed two thugs.
Author's Notes: Also took a prompt from the Yaoi Bunny Farm (666. "You killed them." "Yes." "Why?" "...Why not?")

Bury Your Dead

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Title: Nothing to the Right
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura
Prompt: #40 - Sight
Rating: PG
Summary: Not many people know that Bakura is actually blind in one eye.
Author's Notes: Used another prompt from the Yaoi Bunny Farm. (960. What if Bakura's scar made him blind in one eye?)

Nothing to the Right

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Title: Necrofear's Secret
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura [Marik/Bakura]
Prompt: #85 - She
Rating: PG
Summary: Dark Necrofear is one of Bakura's favourite monsters, but what secret lies in her design?
Author's Notes: Somewhere I read someone's theory that Dark Necrofear was the spirit of Bakura's mother, and it would explain why he didn't have a card that looked like Diabound. So I wrote this :3

Necrofear's Secret

Fics for Fanfic100

2009-08-30T13:15:40Z

Title: Bakura's New Laptop
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura [Marik/Bakura]
Prompt: #77 - What?
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bakura's laptop has a nickname, which has landed him in an awkward situation.
Author's Notes: I dedicate this to my friend Terra for giving me the idea in the first place (because my laptop has the same nickname XD)

Bakura's New Laptop

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Title: A Brilliant Game
Fandom: YuGiOh
Characters: Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura [Marik/Bakura]
Prompt: #78 - Where?
Rating: R
Summary: Truth or Dare is one of the most strangest but brilliant games ever invented, according to Marik.
Author's Notes: My fanon is that Marik was sealed in the Millennium Rod, so he was in Egypt with Bakura ;3

A Brilliant Game

Lemony Goodness

2009-06-28T16:59:04Z

Got dragged out today by my grandparents. Turned out to be good because my nana bought me lemons.

I bet you're wondering why I wanted lemons. Well, I'm such a lazy-ass that I can't be bothered going further than the Spar down the road for baking stuff, and the fruit and veg shop is waaay further than that. So now that I have lemons, I can make lemon cake :3

I've gotta go into college tomorrow at 1 for some progress check, then I've gotta go in later in the week to give in something I didn't because I skipped tutorial class XD Oh well.

Random: All this baking and wedding-y glee makes me think I'd make a good househusband XD

YuGiOh: Marik/Bakura [#10: Writers Choice]

2009-06-18T08:48:57Z

Title: Welcome Back
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: YuGiOh
Character: Marik/Bakura [Yami no Malik + Yami no Bakura]
Author's Notes: The end ^^

_{Sequel to I'm Going Home}

Dear Sexy-Ass

About bloody time! I was wondering when, if ever, you were coming back. The Pharaoh is driving me crazy now. I have completely run out of ideas to annoy and torment him that don't involve blood and death (Ryou said he'd take away my computer if I got blood on the carpet. Bitch.)

Nekkid? What the hell? Where did you learn to write you assfuck? That's not even a word. you spend way too much time on the internet. But no, I won't be naked and tied up. I refuse. I'll kick you in the nuts if you even try.

Rah, you have no idea how much I've missed you. Ryou actually asked me if I was ok yesterday. And he never asks that unless I look like shit. So curse you, you made him worry about me. Yes, I'm blaming you, I'm obviously not to blame here.

This will probably get to you just before you leave. Hopefully. I will leave my window open (I always do, it's a habit now). Why the fuck do you insist on using the window? You have a key to our house, use it! you insa-

A soft creak of his window made Bakura drop his pen and whip his head around to look. There, a couple of days early, Marik sat on the window ledge with a Cheshire Cat grin on his face. Without words, Bakura stood up, walked over, and smash their lips together in a passionate kiss. He felt twitchy figners tangle in his hair, and a wandering hand squeeze his ass. Bakura smirked into the kiss. Oh, how he'd missed his psycho.

YuGiOh: Marik/Bakura [#9: Writers Choice]

2009-06-18T08:28:56Z

Title: I'm Going Home
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: YuGiOh
Character: Marik/Bakura [Yami no Malik + Yami no Bakura]
Author's Notes: Couple of hints at other pairings.

Dear Kura

I'm finally coming back! Malik cracked and yelled at Isis about why she brought us back to Egypt and it turns out she wanted us to not have any... temptations I think she put it. Meaning she didn't want us going crazy and trying to take over the world again, which was entirely me not fairy-boy.

But anyways, we're catching a flight on Friday night so we should be there Saturday morning. I can't wait to be back in Domino. I never thought I'd say I was sick of Egypt, with its sand and sun and annoying tourists and really religious people and bugs and.... ok, I'm gonna stop there.

And guess what? Malik admitted why he wanted to go back. He wants to see the mini-Pharaoh. I can't believe I never thought to probe his mind about this crush! I'm gonna torture him to no end about it until he confesses to the smurf. I wonder what His Royal Bitchness would think about that? He was annoyed enough when his mini-me had that crush on Anzu (Why her? She's.... blergh!). Don't you think he's way too protective? Wouldn't catch us acting like that. Malik can fuck who the hell he wants as long as its that that friendship-girl.

So, yeah, I'm coming home. Hoooooooome. You better be nekkid and tied up when I get there. and leave your window open. I can't be bothered going through the door.

Marik

YuGiOh: Marik/Bakura [#5: Parents]

2009-06-16T10:53:52Z

Title: Respite from my Mind
Rating: PG-13 [swearing]
Fandom: YuGiOh
Character: Marik/Bakura [Yami no Malik + Yami no Bakura]
Author's Notes: Once again, tried to make it less depressing. I think the mood is lifting now ^^

_{Sequel to Missing You}

Dear Marik

If we're not allowed to cry then that's just plain weird. Why shouldn't we? And I don't think you're an idiot. I think you're a sap. There's a difference. But how many times have I woken up from a nightmare and you've held me while I cried? Too many times for my liking but apparently you need me to mention it.

Wanna know what those nightmares are of? Watching my parents being forced to jump into a pot of molten gold. No one seems to realise that the Millennium Items are made of dead people. More specifically: my family. And those bloody dimwits wonder why I'm so pissed off at Yami so much. His family killed mine!

I miss you too, y'know. I've had more nightmares since you've been gone and I never knew how good it felt to have someone hold me after. Oh great, the sap is catching. Well, it's true. I guess we need each other more than we realised. What's that cheesy clichéd saying? You don't realise what you've got until its gone? At least you're coming back. You are coming back aren't you? You better be. Tormenting those bastard ducklings is getting boring (I have deduced that with the way they follow each other around so much, the Pharaoh's bitches are ducks).

Get back soon, you whore.
Bakura

YuGiOh: Marik/Bakura [#2: Cry]

2009-06-16T10:31:36Z

Title: Missing You
Rating: PG-13 [swearing]
Fandom: YuGiOh
Character: Marik/Bakura [Yami no Malik + Yami no Bakura]
Author's Notes: Tried to keep it light hearted but this just got more depressing as I went on XP

Dear Bakura

Sometimes its a bitch being someone (something) who was created out of despair and anger and hatred. It means I get depressed very easily. Or quickly at least. Last night I couldn't sleep (again), and like you know, my mind wanders, and I started thinking of how lonely it is over here. Sure, there's Malik and his bitchy sister and annoying over-protective Rishid, but... its not the same. I'm only here because they don't trust me on my own back there. Sure, Malik is my other half but its not as if we talk properly besides insults and him telling me off for exploding the toaster or throwing that tangly leaf thing in a pot at the TV.

I miss you. I know you're probably thinking I'm an idiot but I miss your sexy ass and your psycho eyes and your creepy grin and the way you scare old ladies just by laughing for no reason and how you end up with pocket fulls of random things you don't even realise you steal (remember the time you ended up with over 200 guitar picks?). Its so fucking boring without you. I actually cried last night. In my sleep of course. Wouldn't catch me crying willingly. But Ra-damn it, it bugged the crap outta me. I'm going insaner than usual over here.

Is it ok to cry? Are we allowed? Obvious answer would be yes or no, but think about it; We're dead. What do the dead have to cry about? Are we allowed to be lonely? Depressed? Angry? I curse the Pharaoh for binding us to our items, but at least the bastard is stuck as well.

Aaand you probably think I'm a stupid idiot for thinking about it but there's not much to do at night when I can't sleep and can't move around without waking one of the other three fucktards in the house. Plus I was kinda freaked out when I woke up crying. I've never cried before, I don't think.

Missing you
Marik

Kage's YuGiOh Friending Meme

2009-05-27T21:09:45Z

Because making friends is fun!

_{(Idea kinda yoinked from hotfruits ^^;; But y'all will forgive me)}

This is a Test

2009-05-27T15:09:20Z

Just testing Scribe Fire. Seems like a random lil thing to have but its kinda cool X3 Although I'll still be posting my stories through LJ since I need the coding at the beginning.

So... testing, testing XD

YuGiOh: Marik/Bakura [#7: Smut]

2009-05-24T17:58:12Z

Title: Cold Shower Dreams
Rating: PG-13 (probably borderline R)
Fandom: YuGiOh
Character: Marik/Bakura [Yami no Malik + Yami no Bakura]
Author's Notes: I dunno if this is R or not but there is hinted sexual activity.

Dear Rod-boy

You think your imagination is annoying, try having mine. The dreams this fucker comes up with makes me miss you even more. You know what kinda dreams I'm on about. The ones where I'm chained to a wall and you're dressed in nothing but leather hotpants and thigh high boots.

Hmmm, or maybe you'd like to hear about the dream I had where you're the one chained to the bed, covered in hot wax, moaning my name while I tease you mercilessly with a simple feather. Ooo, or the one I had last night which left me rushing for a cold shower. The Millennium Rod is more kinky than people realise.

I think you can tell I'm horny just by reading this. When the fuck are you coing back, asshole? I need to you to shag me until I can't walk. Ok, I can't believe I just said 'shag'. Damn Ryou and his Britishness. Next thing you know I'll say 'snog' instead of 'kiss'.

Your imagination keeps you up at night, while mine keeps me 'up' in a totally different meaning.

Bakura

YuGiOh: Marik/Bakura [#3: Imagination]

2009-05-20T19:07:25Z

Title: Best Ideas
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: YuGiOh
Character: Marik/Bakura [Yami no Malik + Yami no Bakura]
Author's Notes: Some disturbing imagery, like rats in blenders.

Dear Kura

I hate my mind. Stupid thing keeps me awake most nights because of the damn things it comes up with. Like right now, I should be asleep but instead my imagination is keeping me awake with random imagine-ings of things. So I'm writing to try and make myself tired.

Seriously, my mind comes up with weird things. Like putting a rat in a blender, or seeing if snakes melt in the microwave. I've actually done the first one, much to Isis's dismay. Heh heh, you should've seen her face. I didn't realise the blasted thing had a lid so there was blood all over the kitchen! Malik nearly died from laughing so much. I dunno if he was laughing at Isis fainting or the state of the kitchen. Could've been both.

Ever imagine the Pharaoh on one of them spitroast things? I saw this cartoon last week and some rabbit or something was tied to a stick over a fire, and I just thought of the Pharaoh right away. We should totally do that one day, Kura! Yeah, I come up with the best ideas ever, don't I?

Think of me much, Kura? I think of you loads. I fucking hope Isis lets me and hikari come back soon. Why did she even drag us here anyway? I can't remember. We're much better back over there. Maybe she's trying to keep us from killing the Royal Pain-in-the-Ass.

Marik