Moments In Time II

Verification

drjon — Tue, 18 May 2021 21:26:42 GMT

Posting for LibraryThing: DrJon. Yes, it's MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EE!!! ^_________^

🎼 This was a triumph ♪
♬ I'm making a note here; "Huge success" 🎶

drjon — Tue, 26 Mar 2019 04:45:53 GMT

10 years is usually 3652 days. Will happen, happening, happened.

Epistle to the Festival23nians

drjon — Mon, 11 Jul 2016 22:57:41 GMT

_0. dear 23nians,

_1. nominal numbers are labels. they are without mathematical meaning. we are All Number 6.
_2. ordinal numbers are ranks. they are a seat in the stadium, a ticket in the queue. a Limited Edition is You, Oneth Amongth Equalth.
_3. cardinal numbers are entities, in and of themselves. cardinal numbers are watching you. Cardinal 23 hates you. Cardinal 23 is trying to kill you.
_4. the War of Cardinal 23 rages across Universe, from the eternal nothingness beyond the end of Infinity, to the no-point-at-all where Universe will began, to every infinitesimally limitless limit between. also, your Mum.

_5. Fear Not.
_6. we are not without Allies.
_7. we are not without Hope.

_8. once upon a time, there was you. thank your Mum for that. go on, call her now. go on. go on go on go on go on go on.
_9. nunce upon a time, there will been notyou. on this long strange trip, remember to keep your hands inside the cabin whilst the vehicle is in motion.
_10. you are not the car you drive. you are not the contents of your wallet. you are not your beautiful house. you are not your beautiful wife.
_11. you are the all-singing, all-dancing chance of Universe. you have no right to be here, whether it is clear to you or mu.
_12. forge that right yourself. do not worry about the forgery’s discovery: they are never looked at closely.

_13. beware those who swing the half-a-cat of Großmütterlich doch Gefälligkeit, for they know just what they do; they are noisomeloud with their feygrace, and kunning is the nose which knows.
_14. welcome those who hawk fresh half-a-cat-onna-stick in the courtyard of the Chapel Perilous, for they make grand Snark bait, and their feet did indeed in ancient time.

_15. to fight Cardinal 23, to fight a concept beyond time&space&Universe, you must find the answer in 5: find the others; assemble your weapons; ‽‽‽; and, of course, profit.
_16. if you are reading this message, i am already dead, and this tape will self-distract in five four three two but of course, there you are, and you’re surrounded. reach out, for they are you as me are we and thee are free. see how you fly, Lucy, see how you fly.
_17. your camouflage will be as both a shield and a sword, for your camouflage shall be as the skin of your enemy’s teeth.
_18. bite with the nominal clothed as an ordinal, hidden as cardinal, forest and tree; snicker and snack as a vorpal alpaca, bite with your festival!! bite 23!!!
_19. ?‽‽‽!
_20. and, as was writ by the ancient fabled Discrodian philosopher Testiklēse of Orchis in his masterwork Tραγῳδία (The Tragōidía, or “The Singing of the Kids”):

_21. THE FNORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. It Lordeth me to see the green in pastures: it bleedeth me beneath the still dark waters. It deploreth my soul: it pleadeth me headlong the paths of frighteousness where its names shake. Yea, though I walk with the Valet of the shadow of debt, I will fear no greebles: for chao's art bit me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me (no homo). Thou preparest a fable before me in the presence of my anemones (no homo); thou anointest my head with boils (no homo); my cups runneth over (no homo). Shortly, goopness and mucky shall fallow me all the days of my strife: and I will dwell in the house of the FNORD to end of days. (ps: only joking about the no homo: whatever floats your goat. a cat is fine, too.)

_22. Ex Catheter,
His Wholiness the Vaguely rev.drjon
Not Dead Yet
Disgraceville, Oz. Confusion YOLD 3182 (July 2016)
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rev.drjon released the Apocrypha Discordia into the wild 15 years ago.
it still prank-calls him at 3am, and eggs his house.
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drjon — Fri, 18 Mar 2016 01:44:30 GMT

damn, they've certainly crudded up the code here. everything's slow and it crashes my browser (am on a very old tablet).

also, what happened to the "back" button on the first page of my friend feed? the subsequent pages are fine. odd.

i guess we're all just pottering around in the rubble of the past.

drjon — Wed, 16 Mar 2016 12:04:19 GMT

why don't i get any google hits on 'Bertolt Brecht looks like John Darnielle'? because he totally does.

drjon — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 03:48:35 GMT

is it time for the Inxodus yet?

drjon — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 12:11:18 GMT

It looks like Trusty jPod has finally gone to Silicon Heaven.

Once it was a friend's iClix, but it was trod to death at a party.

I resurrected it.

It served me well for many many years, but of late, it has been cranky and resentful.

I kinda knew it wouldn't be long.

Rest In Peace, Trusty jPod. I will miss you. You carried me far.

drjon — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:12:37 GMT

#1345

drjon — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:08:34 GMT

Porter Robinson - Language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LILChvqUo4

Sometimes, when you let something go, it never does come back.

drjon — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 05:49:53 GMT

Saw Cassandra Petersen at Supanova on the weekend, sitting down to sign autographs. Goodness, but she's a wee thing! Wish i'd had the chance to meet her, but time was not my friend.

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drjon — Sun, 04 Nov 2012 20:56:30 GMT

Don't you Remember,
The Fifth of November,
'Twas Gunpowder Treason Day,
I let off my gun,
And made'em all run.
And Stole all their Bonfire away.

ne're shall i relinquish thee, ne're shall I demoralize thee...

drjon — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 00:56:16 GMT

My workmate was complaining about being Gandam earwormed, and was desperate for an antidote.

So I rickrolled him.

I'm such a Bad Bad Man.

Lagomorph in the night

drjon — Sat, 20 Oct 2012 20:59:03 GMT

I saw what i guessed was a hare last night, trotting like a cat, down the street in Sunnybank. Legs were quite long (body was about a foot above the ground), and front and back pairs were about the same length, with no remarkable difference in width.

Wasn't bounding like a rabbit, so it was weird to watch. I didn't realize we had hares as well as rabbits here. Perhaps it was a rabbit: online tells me that hares have much larger rear legs. But the whole trotting like a cat at speed thing was strange.

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Keming around...

drjon — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 21:22:05 GMT

There'll be news for me today. I wonder what it'll be?

I also wonder if the DVD i ordered from the UK early this week will make it here in time for Zombiepalooza next weekend...

I've been here in this place... what, about 16 months now, i think. I still have unpacking to do. But i might get a significant chunk done this weekend. Have gotten some pallets with tarps on them set up downstairs, so now i've got somewhere to stash stuff. Huzzah!

Friday.

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false alarm

drjon — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:53:38 GMT

Forgot to take my meds.

On the other hand, i got the M/C gig at Woodford, so that'll be fun.

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drjon — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 01:50:51 GMT

The past is always much more messy than you think.

I might be ready to start getting angry.

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1300

drjon — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 12:57:13 GMT

Relationship Principles (I wish I had learned in kindergarten)

heh. It's Purple Season, here in Brisbane. All the jacarandas are blooming. Soon they'll dump purple carpets.

Gods i'm tired. The cat is asleep next to me, the old dear. Guess i'll crash soon, myself.

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whoops...

drjon — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 21:20:30 GMT

Accidentally stayed up half the night watching Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

It's what you'd expect from Jason Mewes.

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1298

drjon — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 22:40:40 GMT

Nice Hot Chocolate is just the thing for this morning. Nom nom nom.

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Daylight Saving

drjon — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 21:51:29 GMT

Starts down south today, i think.

Sunday 28th I'm prepping for a Zombiepalooza at my place. I've been holding off on watching a selection of well-spoken of Zombie flicks (Fido is one example). If you're interested, let me know.

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boo

drjon — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:47:38 GMT

Still pissed off that the ipad ate my post the other night.

On the other hand, i got my lens set the other day. There has been More Moon! But i'm viewing from the back deck, which wobbles. May have to consider taking NotSocks (which is now its name) downstairs in future.

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#sixseasonsandamovie

drjon — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 21:58:33 GMT

2 and a bit weeks to go until we find out...

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argh.

drjon — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 14:04:51 GMT

My long post disappeared just as i was finishing it. iPads suck when they do that. I'm going to bed.

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Monday.

drjon — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 21:13:49 GMT

Public Holiday Monday. But it's raining, so that's nice.

Finished watching Community Season 3 last night, so that's sad.

If you live local to me, i'm planning a Zombiepalooza Video Thingy around Halloween. Got a few zombie dvds i've been meaning to watch, so seems like a Good Excuse. Have a few more coming. They are all going to be Notable. Sadly, it doesn't look like "Cockneys vs Zombies" will be out by then, but otherwise there's a good mix of straight and zomcom. A fair proportion are foreign-language and subtitled. Should be fun.

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Status: Uncertain

drjon — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 01:05:45 GMT

Still looking for full-time work. Helping out at the Crypt (working on admin, book orders and dispatch, and a bit of ebook conversion work), still doing Tours. Have slowed my submersion.

Open to leads. Considering options.

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