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  <subtitle>tornado farts</subtitle>
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    <title>ollies outy</title>
    <published>2011-12-28T23:24:24Z</published>
    <updated>2011-12-28T23:24:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">... not that i've been around here in months, but i think in light of all that's going down at lj now, it is safe to say that i won't be coming back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if you want to keep up with me, you can reach me at &lt;a href="http://www.plurk.com/squiddles" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;squiddles&lt;/a&gt;@plurk or &lt;a href="http://pooplord.dreamwidth.org/profile" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;pooplord&lt;/a&gt;@dw.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:218611</id>
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    <title>rip savanna</title>
    <published>2011-06-21T22:31:33Z</published>
    <updated>2011-06-21T22:31:33Z</updated>
    <category term="family: savanna"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/65c74187f4b527a78c91dc21843f1ffb567bb7ce826eaaa7f2dc0d9ab594a0a2/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h01hvTCaZagcnD-huals6oRxtzGR90F1w_pkxS3iA:yOWATkfGIYhlNHghGhHPFA" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;adopted july 30th, 2000 - died june 21st, 2011&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;good dog. best friend.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:218057</id>
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    <title>#764: what the fuck</title>
    <published>2011-05-17T23:20:19Z</published>
    <updated>2011-05-18T04:57:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/e82c74179ddd1dbb72513d37137cac81e3b81f76a85e1067dd3ed8eb8f1182dc/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h01hvWCaZagcnD-huals6oRxtzCEVhS0c_pkxS3iA:rp0HjuTerjnBikbyLghjNQ" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;posting a screencap because apparently there's no way to link to individual plurks and I'm lazy&lt;/s&gt; oops I'm dumb, &lt;a href="http://www.plurk.com/p/c8pntt" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;here you go&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:217735</id>
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    <title>#763: /copies silvie</title>
    <published>2011-05-15T03:52:55Z</published>
    <updated>2011-05-15T03:52:55Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;a target='_blank' href='http://www.plurk.com/squiddles' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://www.plurk.com/squiddles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I actually made this last month but I was waiting to make a post here before I posted anything in it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but I never post here so yeah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyway add me I guess????????&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also can someone tell me how to use plurk</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:217554</id>
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    <title>#762: someday I'll post a real entry here</title>
    <published>2011-05-12T16:16:29Z</published>
    <updated>2011-05-12T16:16:29Z</updated>
    <category term="gaming: star ocean 4"/>
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    <content type="html">I still hate cardianon!!!!!!!!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:216864</id>
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    <title>#761: .... well then!</title>
    <published>2011-04-21T02:42:23Z</published>
    <updated>2011-04-21T02:45:31Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/4df2be113cdfc922f55278615764106fb6e2a90a008e6be36c52f22bab83d822/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h01hvUCaZagcnD-huals6oRxwgFkUhHAN2v0QXgQ:SDOPjnD845PODVtc3a251A" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;my face after watching/reading saya no uta&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vdexproject.net/user.php?user=11939" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/8cc3e610f410889145424d227e57ea53831e0b053c48ef5c8dae9c3e8d91ff19/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h0yUqHX6JBgNrW8Ayam8SxR1ppURYuTRQ-pkNHiCTTag1MU0ICmlom:Uj-yoUFORvi2doEXfAmrfg" alt="" border="0" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:216605</id>
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    <title>#760: BLUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH</title>
    <published>2011-03-23T17:33:55Z</published>
    <updated>2011-03-23T17:34:41Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;blink&gt;&lt;font style="font-size: 100px;"&gt;WHY CAN'T I BARF&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/blink&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vdexproject.net/user.php?user=11939" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/8cc3e610f410889145424d227e57ea53831e0b053c48ef5c8dae9c3e8d91ff19/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h0yUqHX6JBgNrW8Ayam8SxR1ppURYuTRQ-pkNHiCTTag1MU0ICmlom:Uj-yoUFORvi2doEXfAmrfg" alt="" border="0" fetchpriority="high" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:216332</id>
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    <title>#759: ASDFHJFADSKJADFS</title>
    <published>2011-03-06T21:58:30Z</published>
    <updated>2011-03-06T21:58:30Z</updated>
    <category term="gaming: dragon age"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE I HATE THE FADE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vdexproject.net/user.php?user=11939" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/8cc3e610f410889145424d227e57ea53831e0b053c48ef5c8dae9c3e8d91ff19/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h0yUqHX6JBgNrW8Ayam8SxR1ppURYuTRQ-pkNHiCTTag1MU0ICmlom:Uj-yoUFORvi2doEXfAmrfg" alt="" border="0" fetchpriority="high" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:216314</id>
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    <title>#758: my rage, let me show you it</title>
    <published>2011-03-01T02:45:04Z</published>
    <updated>2011-03-01T04:45:23Z</updated>
    <category term="life: what is this i don&amp;apos;t even"/>
    <content type="html">What the everloving fuck is this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/0b127eaba85297b583670ddd42c4d271c87b437226e01e422a89a03688e08507/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h01hvRCaZagcnD-huals6oRxs8Vl95Dko_pkxS3iA:zzWUeubnwhNhuYjv_O5OTw" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(&lt;a href="http://news.change.org/stories/to-block-a-gay-straight-alliance-texas-high-school-shuts-down-all-extracurricular-clubs" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;link to original story here, for context&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;best part is that he posted this about two minutes after I posted the story on my own wall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/e38ce5a082b15447b649f54928c60b554b2f5ede6de95407ffc2ed311c5f79e3/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h01hvTCaZagcnD-huals6oR1k8F09zBANhuEUXgQ:MWwyxhpJ37NVPNC3fBGhnQ" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vdexproject.net/user.php?user=11939" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/8cc3e610f410889145424d227e57ea53831e0b053c48ef5c8dae9c3e8d91ff19/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h0yUqHX6JBgNrW8Ayam8SxR1ppURYuTRQ-pkNHiCTTag1MU0ICmlom:Uj-yoUFORvi2doEXfAmrfg" alt="" border="0" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:215808</id>
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    <title>#757: herp derp</title>
    <published>2011-02-24T23:55:58Z</published>
    <updated>2011-02-24T23:55:58Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: icons"/>
    <content type="html">hey guys I did &lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/grandcardinal/8299.html" target="_blank"&gt;some&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/grandcardinal/8640.html" target="_blank"&gt;things&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and I keep forgetting to put this in so here have a blatant grab at vdex points too&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vdexproject.net/user.php?user=11939" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/8cc3e610f410889145424d227e57ea53831e0b053c48ef5c8dae9c3e8d91ff19/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h0yUqHX6JBgNrW8Ayam8SxR1ppURYuTRQ-pkNHiCTTag1MU0ICmlom:Uj-yoUFORvi2doEXfAmrfg" alt="" border="0" fetchpriority="high" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:215803</id>
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    <title>#756: oh jfc</title>
    <published>2011-02-24T17:11:57Z</published>
    <updated>2011-02-24T17:11:57Z</updated>
    <category term="life: what is this i don&amp;apos;t even"/>
    <content type="html">So my mom is convinced that all of you guys are human trafficking recruiters and that you're all gonna kidnap me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;There are not enough facepalms in the world.&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:214823</id>
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    <title>#755: adskjlfads</title>
    <published>2011-02-18T17:30:32Z</published>
    <updated>2011-02-18T17:30:32Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">You have ~200 icons that need to be posted. What do you do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Post them&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;gt; Make more icons&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fml fml fml</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:214715</id>
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    <title>#754: sure why not</title>
    <published>2011-02-17T19:46:45Z</published>
    <updated>2011-02-17T19:46:45Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: meme"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">→ Take a screenshot of your desktop.&lt;br /&gt;→ Take a screenshot of your media player (if you have one up).&lt;br /&gt;→ Take a screenshot of another program you have up.&lt;br /&gt;→ Pick a tab you have up and take a screenshot of it.&lt;br /&gt;→ YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE ANYTHING BEFORE TAKING A SCREENSHOT OF IT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/0032kcf9/s640x480" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/0032pskz/s640x480" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/0032qdhe/s640x480" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/0032rdty/s640x480" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:214319</id>
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    <title>#753: what do you mean I haven't updated in two months</title>
    <published>2011-02-04T17:22:52Z</published>
    <updated>2011-02-04T17:22:52Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">THANKS FOR CRUSHING MY HOPES AND DREAMS AGAIN HOUSTON&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REALLY APPRECIATE IT</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:214113</id>
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    <title>#752: oops I forgot to update again</title>
    <published>2010-12-04T12:46:44Z</published>
    <updated>2010-12-04T12:46:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ok I seriously cannot sleep because my mind keeps on wandering to stupid shit that happened earlier this night and idk maybe getting it out in the open will help or something&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;basically my parents were ordering some food from a restaurant. I wanted a turkey sandwich, and the closest thing that they have that I want is their turkey club, but it's got some extra stuff on there that I don't want, so I figure "just order that and tell them to leave off the bacon/tomato/etc". dad finds this too complicated, and tells me that he is just going to order a custom turkey sandwich with swiss and mayo, even though this is not on the menu at all. I kind of side-eye this, but decide to go along rather than argue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fast forward to them bringing the food home. I open up my sandwich, and, unsurprisingly, they have royally fucked up the order (they gave me some sort of turkey/avocado/brown shit abomination). I tell dad that they screwed it up and say something to the effect of "if you had ordered the turkey club like I'd asked this wouldn't have happened"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cue him getting about an inch from my face and SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT ME.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't fully remember what happened next, but I remember screaming back at him something like "&lt;i&gt;where the fuck do you get off&lt;/i&gt; [screaming in my face]". (I'm still kind of proud of myself for actually being able to stand up to him for once, but that's neither here or there)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mom comes down, yells at dad, tells him his behavior is unacceptable etc etc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then, here's the kicker -- she starts telling &lt;i&gt;me&lt;/i&gt; that the only reason he did it is because I can just be &lt;i&gt;so annoying at times&lt;/i&gt;, hdu talk back to your father like that, this is his house, and don't you owe him an apology too??????&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ugh I am so fucking done with all of this</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:213761</id>
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    <title>#751: idek</title>
    <published>2010-10-13T20:27:00Z</published>
    <updated>2010-10-13T20:27:00Z</updated>
    <category term="gaming: ar tonelico"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://vdexproject.net/user.php?user=11939" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/cfbd6d360a965794f40c6ac0b6e0292ca2c46a8931d1027369b731ce1c338268/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h0yUqHX6JBgNrW8Ayam8SxR1ppURYuTRQ-olBUlTPbcU1VE1VOgA:MBAQPCw26mD8Zi44YeRCtw" alt="" border="0" fetchpriority="high" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://vdexproject.net/user.php?user=11939" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/16a305bf3d44b5b5e9ccd84b931ded8e78ccdf0366213c27e38f088c2884c6b7/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h0yUqHX6JBgNrW8Ayam8SxR1ppURYuTRQ-pkNHiCSQcw1CX08:yyh-DUkn1dC_yjz7co4PhA" alt="" border="0" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so I finally caved and made one of these things&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;add me if you want??????&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also I got ar tonelico 1 and 2 the other day and I am on phase 3 of the first game. it is simultaneously REALLY FUN and REALLY CREEPY AND WEIRD. stupid cosmospheres.</content>
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    <title>#750: OW</title>
    <published>2010-09-29T17:41:24Z</published>
    <updated>2010-09-29T17:41:24Z</updated>
    <category term="life: oh god my butt"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;blink&gt;&lt;font style="background-image: url(https://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo54/crackysparkles/sparkles/glitter16.gif); font-size: 100px;"&gt;MY BUTT HURTS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/blink&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:213108</id>
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    <title>#749: STUPID STUPID DUMB</title>
    <published>2010-09-09T05:48:39Z</published>
    <updated>2010-09-09T05:48:39Z</updated>
    <category term="life: hi i&amp;apos;m dumb"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/89c86761b24ca30908fd97c4eaa4fb0025b17473b7521214bbf57f32248acd3d/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h01hvRCaZagcnD-huals6oRxlyVlByC1w_sUtT3iA:NOwNOHl4nLnWGPqev3Py5Q" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;okay so I got a memory stick for my birthday from my cousin. 8 gigs, more than enough to put a few ps1 games on there. a few days ago I did exactly this, and went on my merry way. fast-forward to today, and my other memory stick is nowhere to be found. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;not the 8GB one, mind you -- &lt;i&gt;my main one with all my save files on it&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll look for it tomorrow when I can make noise and tear apart my room, but considering I last saw it on my filthy, cluttered desk? things are looking &lt;i&gt;pretty grim&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:212776</id>
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    <title>#748: hey guys I did a thing</title>
    <published>2010-09-03T22:39:06Z</published>
    <updated>2010-09-03T22:39:06Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: icons"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;b&gt;20&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-C     "  data-ljuser="vg20in20" lj:user="vg20in20" &gt;&lt;a href="https://vg20in20.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/community.png?v=556&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://vg20in20.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;vg20in20&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; (Magikarp)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;20&lt;/b&gt; total&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/0031phzf" fetchpriority="high"&gt; &lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/0031z17a" loading="lazy"&gt; &lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/0031xqf8" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/grandcardinal/7946.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(also THANK YOU to everyone who wished me a happy birthday!!)</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:212291</id>
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    <title>#747: I have all the cakes. All of them.</title>
    <published>2010-08-30T19:17:11Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-30T19:17:11Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: this is important"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <category term="life: oh god i&amp;apos;m old"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/3f66b5df9100598150eae14a4e53960f82a5994ca19def7922998d31f339c118/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h01h3VCaZagcnD-huals6oR0NzVR8lGAN7pkUXgQ:McciJUKKMzNeLDESmQlRFQ" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size="7"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;blink&gt;~it's my birthday~&lt;/blink&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:212135</id>
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    <title>#746: fffffff</title>
    <published>2010-08-25T00:04:15Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-25T00:04:15Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: icons"/>
    <category term="webcomic: homestuck"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/grandcardinal/7914.html#cutid1" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;BLUH BLUH HOMESTUCK ICONS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess now would be a good time to start iconing Act 3.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:211599</id>
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    <title>#745: how do I make lj entry??????</title>
    <published>2010-08-22T21:50:51Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-22T21:50:51Z</updated>
    <category term="picspam: savanna"/>
    <category term="picspam: jake"/>
    <category term="webcomic: homestuck"/>
    <category term="life: oh god i&amp;apos;m old"/>
    <lj:music>Homestuck - Carbon Nadsat/Cuestick Genius</lj:music>
    <content type="html">IT IS A MYSTERY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so I have spent the past ten days or so reading &lt;a href="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Homestuck&lt;/a&gt; and gorging myself on Homestuck fanart (&lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     "  data-ljuser="pellucere" lj:user="pellucere" &gt;&lt;a href="https://pellucere.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://pellucere.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;pellucere&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I blame you and your stupid goddamned entry for this). It is a wonderful wonderful series and everyone needs to read it ok&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;god help me I think I might actually be shipping in this fandom &lt;i&gt;what is wrong with me&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also my birthday is next monday?????????? fucking what is this oh god I am OLD (turning 22 to be exact)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lastly: petspam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z035e" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what is up with this face I mean seriously&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z19g6" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z2ffp" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z3f05" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z459t" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z5fyf" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SUDDENLY CAT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z61tg" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z7ywy" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z83k8" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002z9rbk" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002zace5" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T STAY STILL SAVANNA. I HOPE YOU ARE PLEASED WITH YOURSELF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002zbs7b" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002zckf3" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002zdcpe" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002ze90q" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then savanna fell off the bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002zfp77" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002zgtq5" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... and decided she really didn't care that much, so she went back to sleep. /SHRUG&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002zhqd5" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002zk7tr" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;seriously girl you look ridiculous&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://pics.livejournal.com/downburst/pic/002zp17b" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then jake was an asshole.&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:211404</id>
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    <title>#744: BULLET POINTS!!!!</title>
    <published>2010-08-06T01:53:40Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-06T01:54:17Z</updated>
    <category term="lj: this is important"/>
    <category term="life: college"/>
    <category term="gaming: world of warcraft"/>
    <category term="gaming: persona 3 portable"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;rofl I dropped english. I'll pick it up again in the fall (which would be... in two weeks), but ffffff the pace was waaaaaay too fast jfc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;persona 3 portable is an awesome game and you should play it because it will make you awesome by proxy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;after 3 years of not playing, I am apparently playing world of warcraft again???? idk it's a lot more relaxing this time around, what with the lack of teen angst and dungeon pressure. if anyone's interested (which would probably be the 3 or so other people on my flist who also play wow), I'm on Korialstrasz alliance side as either Tionysus or Lorenta (I have altitis ok). also I am more than willing to roll alts (especially horde alts) on other servers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;also, to the haters:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/0013ec13f49fe70e34bc2b53e7252fe3579291ff315b3f5c85d642f0e1b6bc6f/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h01h3VCaZagcnD-huals6oRxg1UF1iSlQ_pkxS3iA:y2oW5gChUX8lqA9prF1Mxw" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size="7"&gt;&lt;blink&gt;DEAL WITH IT&lt;/blink&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font color="PINK" style="background-image: url(https://imgprx.livejournal.net/33e587d918ca3841b48b1795b2966c2480b61bf7f4304f70c91a1a503bbf70f1/P2WlxyVijxKvg25r9sZQU0Mdsf-ah7h01hrbCaZagcnD-huals6oR0A3CV99SgN7pkUXgQ:3fcBMfsxY1qE7D2QpVrBYQ); font-size: 50px;"&gt;I HAVE BREASTS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok so I went to victoria's secret last week to get a strapless bra (actually one of those seven way bras, but it's probably going to function mostly as a strapless), and my usual 36B didn't fit. I asked the lady if they had any 38Bs, and she told me that I looked more like a C. she measured me, and sure enough, ~I am a C cup~, which means I am officially Not Flat. THIS IS IMPORTANT AND AWESOME OK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;barring some horrible catastrophe, &lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     "  data-ljuser="relares" lj:user="relares" &gt;&lt;a href="https://relares.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://relares.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;relares&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and I are going to &lt;font style="background-image: url(https://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo54/crackysparkles/sparkles/glitter16.gif);"&gt;Otakon&lt;/font&gt; next year!! is it sad that I am already scoping out restaurants to eat at? it's probably sad.&lt;/ul&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:211097</id>
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    <title>#743: welp</title>
    <published>2010-07-20T06:06:52Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-20T06:06:52Z</updated>
    <category term="life: shit no one cares about"/>
    <category term="life: college"/>
    <content type="html">so I was planning on writing an entry earlier asking you guys if I should drop english or not&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I am just not happy with being in this class and that I really want to drop, and I'd only be asking to receive "yes" answers so I'd feel somewhat justified in doing so&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so I think I'll just cut out the middleman bullshit and just drop it and try again during the fall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also I am sick&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shit sucks</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:downburst:210891</id>
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    <title>#742: itt english is still the bane of my existence</title>
    <published>2010-07-13T04:48:29Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-13T04:48:29Z</updated>
    <category term="life: college"/>
    <category term="life: oh god what"/>
    <category term="lj: this was going to be a real entry"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;blink&gt;&lt;font style="font-size: 150px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;FUCK!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/blink&gt;</content>
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