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You Don't Get to Be Me
...and I do, so fuck you...
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Hi! *waves* THE SHORT VERSION: Horror Writer. Freddy Krueger Fanatic. Robert Knepper Fangirl. 24/Prison Break/Heavy Rain Obsessed. Robert Downey Jr. Lover. Michael Crichton Worshipper. Toby Turner Superfan. Gamer. Singer. Blogger. YouTuber. Liberal. Atheist. Human. Miranda. STOP BY MY OFFICIAL SITE: http://docsaico.weebly.com <lj-embed id="350" /> Amazon.com Widgets ~*~ THE LONG VERSION: Who are you?: My name's Miranda Doerfler, but you can call me Mira, Doc, Kat *meow*, Gimly, Giggles, Holster, Ace, Freddy Krueger, The Headshot Mistress, "Cliffs Notes for TV," Agent Intern Mira (AIM) or Leon. Occasionally, I go by John Watson, Michael Westen or Ryan Stiles. How old are you?: I'm 21 years old as of now, turning 22 in December. Do you have a partner?: Yes; I'm married to celli_puzzle and I love her with all my heart. <3 I am also married to Jack Bauer (from 24), T-Bag (from Prison Break), Ryan Stiles (from Whose Line) and Freddy Krueger (from A Nightmare on Elm Street) [Haha! Polygamy!] via epic_marriage. What are your interests/hobbies?: I'm really into writing, interior decorating, Ancient Egypt, forensics/murder, counter-terrorism and intelligence gathering, politics, among other topics. Hobbies include writing, of course. TV, video games, movies, reading. See lists below... ~*~ TV shows: Amazing Race, Next Food Network Star, Design Star, Work of Art, 24, Prison Break, Suits, Rules of Engagement, Castle, Memphis Beat, The Middle, Glee, Cougar Town, Breaking In, Leverage, Psych, Bones, WifeSwap, Hell's Kitchen, Nikita, Dexter, Man Up, Last Man Standing, House, Harry's Law, Grimm, Blue Bloods, iCarly, Strangers With Candy, Harvey Birdman (Attorney at Law), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Monk, Last Comic Standing, Wipeout, What Would You Do?, The Nanny, George Lopez, Whose Line is it Anyway?. ~*~ Video games: Splinter Cell (1,2), Metal Gear Solid (1,2,3), Heavy Rain, Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy, The Sims (PS2), The Sims2: Castaway (PS2), GTA: Vice City, GTA: San Andreas, 24: The Game, Kingdom Hearts, Tomb Raider (1,2,3), Uncharted (1,2,3), BioShock, Prince of Persia, Bioshock, Splinter Cell: Essentials (PSP). ~*~ Movies: Jurassic Park, Sherlock Holmes, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Midnight Run, Christmas Vacation, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Wes Craven's New Nightmare, Tropic Thunder, Taken, Legally Blonde, Strangers With Candy, Liar Liar, Die Hard (1&4), Alice in Wonderland, Kiki's Delivery Service, V for Vendetta, Coraline, The Holiday, all the Bring It On movies, among many others. ~*~ Books: Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Disclosure, Pirate Lattitudes, A Case of Need, The Andromeda Strain, Rising Sun, Macbeth, Totally Killer, The Serial Killers Club, Hollywood Monster: A Walk Down Elm Street with the Man of Your Dreams, An Abundance of Katherines, Looking for Alaska, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Wigfield, I Am America (And So Can You!), Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me, 24: Declassified (Operation Hellgate), 24: Declassified (Trojan Horse), Spiderman (Wanted: Dead or Alive), Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell (original, Operation: Barracuda). ~*~ FAVORITE AUTHOR: MICHAEL CRICHTON (RIP). *sniff* Tell us a random fact about yourself: I have five tattoos thus far (an Ankh with the Eye of Ra in the center, a Pentacle tat just like the one the Winchester boys have in "Jus in Bello", a stack of books with a coffee cup on top, a tribute to my favorite video game, Heavy Rain, which is composed of the seven significant Origami figures from the game, and the poem sent by the Origami Killer to the parents of his victims, the manner in which Freddy Krueger would "get me," were I in a Nightmare movie; I would fall asleep at the computer, and Freddy would come through it and an ouroboros, the symbol of the Millennium group from one of my favorite shows of all time, Millennium). Tell us one thing about yourself that we should know: I have an obsessive pattern that I imagine will continue for the rest of my life. If you'd like to learn more about it, check out this post http://bit.ly/av774o For what reason do you have an LJ account?: It's a way to get my name out there, get myself known. Even if it's only on a small scale, a lot more people know me (and I know a lot more people) now than before I had my LJ. This is also in order to help myself stay dedicated to something. I hardly ever am able to keep up with something, and making sure that I write a blog every day is a way to acheive my goals set for myself. Character building? I guess you could say that. Where did the username "docsaico" come from?: In my freshman year of high school, I joined the official 24 forum, where I gave myself the username SAICOCTU. That is an abbreviation for Secret Agent In Command Of CTU (the Counter Terrorist Unit, which is where Jack Bauer works). A friend on the forum took to calling me "saico" for short, and as a play on words, saying, "Well, you are a psycho, haha." Sophomore year of high school, I joined the official House forum and tacked a "Dr." onto the nickname "Saico" to create Dr. Saico. Friends on the House forum began calling me, "Doc." I started going by "docsaico" and now, that is the username I use for almost everything. Why is your LJ titled the way it is?: "You don't get to be me, and I do, so fuck you!" is something RDJ once said in an interview. I LOVE IT. I think it's the epitome of self-confidence and self-esteem. I fully support people adopting that as their motto. List the fandoms you like to write (and any pairings that go with them): -Sherlock Holmes - Holmes/Watson, Robert Downey Jr./Jude Law -A Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy/Nancy -Heavy Rain - Ethan/Norman, Norman/Blake -Strangers With Candy - Chuck/Geoffrey -Prison Break - T-Bag/Everyone -24 - Jack/Tony, Jack/Chloe -Supernatural - Sam/Dean -Dexter - Dexter/Knife -Bones - Bones/Booth -Leverage - Parker/Hardison -Jurassic Park - Grant/Malcolm -Little Miss Sunshine - Frank/Dwayne -House - House/Cameron, House/Wilson -Midnight Run - Jack/John, Jack/Serrano -The Daily Show/The Colbert Report - Jon/Stephen[or/"Stephen"] -Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Phil Ken Sebben/Harvey Birdman -Metal Gear Solid - Snake/Otacon, David Hayter/Christopher Randolph Fanfic awards (banners) I have won: FOX's House Forum FanFic Awards '07 (best slash). LJ's Whiteboard Awards '08 (outstanding collaboration). LJ's Whiteboard Awards '08 (outstanding post-ep/missing scene). LJ's Whiteboard Awards '08 (outstanding House/Cameron). Testimonials: + celli_puzzle: GOD WHERE TO MOTHEREFFIN' START. LET'S SEE. Maybe you're just the sweetest, most understanding, nicest, most huggable, intelligent, righteously angry and adorable whilst being so, adoring, wonderful, amazing wifey ever. Yeah, that's just a little bit about you, but yeah, you're PRETTY FREAKIN' AWESOME. + shoebox_addict: You're so funny! I love your sense of humor. You're really passionate about things you love. You're super-dee-duper dedicated to updating your journal every day and I love that! + spacedudey: You're so much more than the name suggests. ♥ + ANONYMOUS: docsaico: What it says on the tin :-D They love me in Hollywood (tweets from celebs directly to me): One of the Greatest Weekends of My Life: Meeting Robert Englund, Lance Henriksen, Kane Hodder, Michael Rooker and Bruce Campbell (click here to be taken to the photo album of the event, and click here for the blog post giving the rundown). What are you up to now?: I am attending Full Sail University to obtain a Bachelor's degree in their Creative Writing for Entertainment online program. I have a full-time job working for a local newspaper. I have completed a 66-page TV script for an original show that I intend to pitch and sell in the next year. I have self-published six collections of short stories: Brimstone Nightmares, Modern-Day Horrors, From Blood & Brain, Bloody Apparitions, Shadows at Dusk, The Saico Chronicles, which is a sort of anthology containing every story from my first three publications. I hand make and sell Robert Englund approved Freddy Krueger jewelry and charms. One more thing: I'm always up for making new friends, so add me! :D Thanks for reading! ~*DFTBA*~
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