You Don't Get to Be Me

It's Okay, Carl, I'm a Detective

2012-05-06T16:33:38Z

Hello people!

I had a dream that somehow, the zombie apocalypse was happening.

A lot of the population had already been wiped out, and the fam and I were trying to get somewhere safe. I came across this girl on a bus full of her followers. I don't recall how, but I wound up hiding in the back of her bus, near this huge stand of rations and survival goods and whatnot. I was talking to a guy friend of mine when the girl found me and ordered me to leave.

She was intimidating and scary, and I didn't want to argue with her. I apologized, but then she insisted my guy friend come with me, even though he had been on the bus before I got there. He was mad at me for getting him kicked out, but I had bigger things to worry about: a horde of zombies was coming towards the bus.

I dunno how I knew, but the girl had an antidote that wasn't pre-emptive, rather, it was preventative. If bitten, it would reverse the effects of zombie-ism. She and her followers had taken it, but she wouldn't give us any. I ran past a zombie at the front door of the bus and bolted for my family, who was nearby. We had somehow found our own abandoned bus and set up camp inside.

It was a little in the open, yet, somehow, safe, for the time being. Nick had to get a school assignment done that was outrageously important, and I tried to help him with it cuz he asked me to. But you had to stand in front of this huge board (like a white-board) and press these three massive buttons to answer the questions and I somehow fucked it up.

Mom told me not to do Nick's work for him, and Nick told me to just let him do it, though he didn't work on it after I walked away. *shakes head* It was then my job to make dinner. I was almost giving a tutorial as I cooked, taking chunks of frozen dinners and mixing them together in a huge pan to make some kind of chicken-y almost casserole-y dish.

I threw cut-up chicken and veggies in the pan, then chopped up these two huge hunks of cheese that looked like they had been liquid cheese and were now frozen, then went to add another kind of cheese that hadn't been frozen, all while explaining what I was doing and why it was important to cook this way.

I dunno why I was explaining it, since no one was around me and my family was all busy doing other things to prepare for the zombies. I think that's when I woke up.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Looks to Me Like He's the One Gettin' the Job

2012-05-06T05:00:53Z

Hello people!

I had a weird dream.

I was texting and flirting with this Guy who had a girlfriend but he really liked me and vice versa, then, for whatever reason, me, my family and a friend were all staying at this Guy's house, which was huge. I explained that, for some reason, I couldn't text him in his house, and the friend was like, "Yeah, must be something regional, I can't text, either."

I thought maybe the Guy wasn't interested in me anymore, but I kept getting a vibe from him after that conversation about texting that he really was still interested, we just couldn't talk now. Then, everyone was getting ready to go somewhere and my family had left already, and I got a phone call. I went into one of the big bathrooms and answered, and it was Matt.

Matt is actually a friend from high school (now, the Guy's name, I think, was also Matt, but it wasn't my friend from HS). I was like, "Oh, wow, hi Matt!" He told me he was going on a class trip and said, "If you have something nice to say to me before my phone dies, please say it." I was like, "I can't, someone will hear me," and then we just had a fun, chill conversation.

We talked about how his life's been since HS and how I've been. At the end of the call, he was like, "All right, I'll talk to you again soon, Miranda! Love you!" I laughed and said, "Love ya, too, Matt! Have fun!" And that was that. I explained to my friend and the Guy, who heard me say 'love you,' that I was speaking to an old friend from HS.

My friend was like, "Aww, that's awesome." Other shit happened, but that's about all I remember. *nods*

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Sounds Like a Cold Deal

2012-03-25T22:55:33Z

Hello people!

Dreams again!

I had a dream that I went to see a house with Nick and mom that Nick was moving into. It was a very small shack, barely big enough for two people, but mom suggested we share it and Nick was fine with that. I noticed a heater by my side of the room and thought that made it possible for me to stay, lol.

Suddenly, the dream changed a little, and Nick was infected with a zombie virus (like in Dead Inside) and was after me and mom. I was able to get out of his grasp but I guess he got mom. I ran outside for a second and there was a huge swarm of zombies out there, surrounding the shack. Nick yelled in his zombie voice that we needed a glass of water for mom.

I guess water prevented turning? I grabbed a glass, dodged zombies and ran back to the shack, where I pushed Nick away from me, filled the glass with water and poured it into mom's mouth. She was half unconscious at the time and her eyes were getting bloodshot. She awoke from the water and took some deep breaths, but Nick was still a zombie.

I was worried that [a] I would turn, since I'd taken sips from the same drink as him the night before, and [b] we wouldn't be able to turn him back. I knew there was an antidote, but I didn't know where to get it. I was close to tears at the thought of losing half my family when I woke up. Then I had another dream that I only remember bits and pieces of...

We were in a house on the ocean and it was flooding quickly and we were going to lose everything; all our memories, all our stuff, EVERYTHING. I tried to back up my stuff on my computer and gathered some small things (jewelry, Meryl action figure, etc.) to pack in a box to bring with me. Dad asked if I seriously thought I could get my stuff out of the house, then I woke up.

Scary, anxious dreams. Blech.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Want to Tear Down the Walls that Hold Me Inside

2012-03-19T04:34:17Z

Hello people!

Well, I'm posting this EVERYWHERE, so.

I dunno who all still reads this, or if anyone will even click this link, but it's better to post and get no response than to not post and never know. I started a new campaign for my epic novella, Dead Inside: a Zombie Thriller! You can get a bunch of stuff/perks by just donating $10!

Please check it out and spread the word. :3

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Something About It Just Felt Weirdly Alive

2012-03-18T00:52:01Z

Hello people!

Dream post. Which is all I seem to do. Eventually, I will get back to my life. I really will.

I had a dream that I was late to my (non-existent) second job. It was at this silly boutique in some town here that I know mom and I have been to, but I can't remember the name of it or anything else about it. I arrived at the boutique and was a couple minutes late, so I immediately got to work.

I was wearing my business-y shoes and had to run to the back of the building to get flowers for the displays out front, but the ground was muddy in spots, so I changed to my flip-flops so I wouldn't ruin my good shoes. I ran to the back twice and got flowers - a yellow one and a white one, both very big and open.

Then I ran back to the front through the forest-y area on the side of the building and tried to avoid the mud. When I got to the front, the displays were gone and everything was taken out of them and put on these shelves inside. I went to go ask where the displays were when the owner and this business inspector guy came out.

The guy was telling the owner that she'd done a good job with the shop, then looked at me and saw my shoes. I was also wearing a t-shirt with jeans and an apron overtop, and he said to me, "Oh, you're wearing flip-flops." I started to say, "Yeah, I'm sorry, it's muddy out back and I didn't want to ruin my work shoes," but he interrupted me and said, "Flip-flops are not allowed!"

Then he pointed to this row of five kids standing on the front lawn, all in single-colored t-shirts with a single picture on the front. I remember one kid had on a brown shirt with an image of an octopus. Anywho, the guy said, "These are the five things customers hate!" Then he listed them.

I don't remember them all, but I know he said flip-flops and "weird tattoos," which is when he pointed to the octopus kid. I made a face and just nodded, and he left with the kids. The owner glared at me and I apologized. She said, "Hey, I tried to send all my information to J (my boss at my actual job IRL) to get an insurance quote and she never got back to me."

I said, "Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Ya know what, if you can just give me the info, I can do it for you and have her call you as soon as I get there." She seemed to brush me off and walked back into the building. I went in and found the displays and merch that go in them and put the flowers with them. I realized I needed more flowers, so I went to the stairs in the back.

The daughter of the owner (who was the only other person working there) was at the counter, selling shit to kids. I was worried that she'd see me, for some reason, and ran up the stairs. When I got to the top, I was in a sort of museum, library-esque location.

I ran around trying to find flowers, then remembered that if I went down two flights of stairs, there might be some in the room located on that floor. I did, but then I forgot how I'd gotten there (the doors were being locked at random for closing time and I couldn't remember which one was unlocked).

Suddenly, I was aware that the daughter of the owner was chasing after me, so I ran back up the two flights of stairs and to the other side of the room, where there was a mall entrance. Soldiers were meeting their families there, though I don't know why, so I ran back the way I came. And that's all I can remember.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My tweets

2012-02-28T01:19:35Z

Sun, 20:51: SCREAMFEST. We should go, you guys. #CupcakeWars
Sun, 20:53: Man, @eliroth is crazy smart. I really like listening to him talk. #CupcakeWars
Sun, 21:00: "Angela, we'll see you at Screamfest." And she hugged @eliroth. JEALOUS. #CupcakeWars
Sun, 21:00: WALKING DEAD WALKING DEAD WALKING DEAD WALKING DEAD WALKING DEAD WALKING DEAD WALKING DEAD WALKING DEAD WALKING DEAD #WALKINGDEAD.
Sun, 21:02: RICK, RUN. KILL SHANE. GET IN THE BUS, ZOMBIES. FIGHT, YOU CAN WIN. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:06: DAMN IT, RICK, KILL HIM ALREADY. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:07: Guys, I *really* need your opinions: which of my short stories do you think could be made into a short film? It's super important.
Sun, 21:22: Oh, man. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:24: Nice cowboy boots, Rick. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:30: GODDAMN IT, RICK. COME ON. #WalkingDead

Sun, 21:32: I'm so so so fucking scared right now. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:37: Fuck you, blonde cunt. I hate Laurie, but I fucking hope you die. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:42: Jeezus fuck, Rick. :O #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:44: Come on, zombies, bite him. You can do it. Just a little bite. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:49: HAHA, SUCK IT, SHANE. SUCK. IT. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:50: RT @dystaxia: @docsaico Hell to the yes. Gonna have to watch Sherlock Holmes tonight and molest myself.
Sun, 21:53: Aww, I knew he wouldn't leave Shane. Damn it. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:54: ZOMBIE ROADKILL. #WalkingDead
Sun, 21:58: God, this sucks. I mean, part of me knew it wouldn't happen, but still. Damn it. #WalkingDead
Mon, 00:15: Cuntnuggets. I'm really feeling sick, and now my fucking head is pounding. Made myself some tea. Dunno if I'm going to work tomorrow.

Mon, 00:16: I just wanna lay the fuck down, so that's what I'm gonna do. I love you guys, I'll see you tomorrow. G'night.
Mon, 10:25: @ajcolucci Thanks for the follow, congrats on the book! :D
Mon, 10:26: Morning guys. Still feeling like shit. Calling out of work. Making tea.
Mon, 10:35: I had a dream that @stephenathome was interviewing @DavidBHayter on The Colbert Report, and it started with Stephen shaving David's face.
Mon, 10:36: I have very specific dreams, lol.
Mon, 13:36: Took the bro to school. It is not fun to drive when one is sick.
Mon, 13:36: Finally in my room. #Writing, #SplinterCell and sleep. <3
Mon, 13:42: RT @MsRetroDixie: After last week's #NYINK episode, I have been getting a lot of emails asking how you can get tattooed by me. Well... h ...
Mon, 13:42: There are a few things I *should* be #writing, but there's this project I'm insanely excited about that I just can't resist working on.
Mon, 13:43: RT @KristinHayes: @Kurt10TV Thoughts? That apparently no amount of money can buy a cure to douchebag syndrome.

Mon, 13:51: RT @JAustenwannabe: Are any of my followers law enforcement? I have a question. Thanks. :)
Mon, 13:59: RT @TheFanSpins: "Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed." Oh, how I wish.
Mon, 14:21: Gorgeous. https://t.co/5Zl2iYFQ
Mon, 14:31: RT @adelsteinPaul: @docsaico cool. yes.
Mon, 15:04: Woohoo! :D Got a new #BloodyPen Newsletter subscriber! \o/
Mon, 15:10: RT @JessicaGottlieb: Stories of abortion in Ireland where it's illegal http://t.co/2TZDytGx
Mon, 15:20: @KaDeeStrick Would you do a quick 10 question interview for my site? They're all random, silly questions. :]
Mon, 15:25: You guys, new Twitter is so hinky.
Mon, 15:32: RT @adelsteinPaul: 1st TV show I played in New York. Just me, a guitar, and a cellist. Airs tomorrow: Check your local listings! htt ...
Mon, 15:49: Well, I've gotten a few things done and I'm sleepy, so I'm gonna lay down.

Mon, 16:31: THE WALKEN DEAD. http://t.co/BWoPAkIU
Mon, 17:03: RT @kevinphiggins: @docsaico first attempt at lyrics: "Miranda, darlin' I ain't fakin/you and me, getting naked/in the kitchen, makin ba ...
Mon, 17:04: Well, didn't take a nap cuz teh rents came home, but now I have tea, so it's okay.
Mon, 17:05: @BradLoekle Would you do a quick 10 question interview for my site? They're all random, silly questions. :]
Mon, 17:26: You know who's sexy? People who read #Rapidfire http://t.co/HS9fGqEo You know who's sexier? People who read my #ebooks http://t.co/BT2GtdX8
Mon, 17:38: "We've traded the wilderness for pavement..." #Dexter
Mon, 18:05: Well, that was a blatant sex scene that I didn't need to see with my family. Gross. #Dexter
Mon, 18:06: Also, if you fucking scream like a fucking psycho, you're gonna get thrown out of the hotel. #Dexter
Mon, 18:34: Eww, Astor is such a fucking skank. I wish she would die. #Dexter
Mon, 18:35: I hate teenage girls. I fucking hate them. At least, the ones who act like every other fucking scumbag. #Dexter

Mon, 19:01: @adelsteinPaul I'm sorry, but I have to ask: would you tweet a hey to my mom? She loves you - you're her favorite on Private Practice, lol.
Mon, 19:02: Do any of you have a Kindle? Could I send you an epub version of TSC and could you test it for me? I wanna see if it worked right...
Mon, 19:04: RT @adelsteinPaul: @docsaico Hi Mrs. Doerfler!
Mon, 19:12: @SnatchGargoyle Thank you! :D
Mon, 19:14: "What are you, man, some kind of psycho?" "Not today, just a concerned parent." #Dexter
Mon, 19:15: Nick is really excited to start watching #Dexter now. YAY! :D
Mon, 19:17: Peter Weller is such a dick! #Dexter
Mon, 19:32: "It's almost worth skipping #Jeopardy! just to watch more, and I haven't even seen the other seasons." #broquotes #Dexter
Mon, 19:34: "I'm gonna go download some Spongebob." #broquotes
Mon, 19:36: Time Warner sure seems to have a LOT of trouble making deals with networks/channels.

Mon, 19:36: Holy shit, #Dexter's intense, but I dunno if we can watch more tonight. I desperately want to, though. :3
Mon, 20:07: Guh, I need help. I used calibre to make an epub file but it doesn't seem to be working. :'(

My tweets

2012-02-26T17:19:49Z

Sat, 17:04: RT @Kyle_Lippert: Twitter is so dead on the weekends that it might as well develop a crack habit and sing 'I Will Always Love You' whene ...
Sat, 17:08: Applied for a few jobs with the bro, feeling a touch stressed, mom suggested a bath. See you in an hour.
Sat, 18:02: Fell asleep in the tub, had a dirty dream involving @TheStevenWeber, and now I must watch porn. #TMItime
Sat, 18:06: RT @funnyjustin: @docsaico your twitter updates make my house smell like cinnamon and bullets. Don't ever stop.
Sat, 18:22: <3 porn.
Sat, 22:07: I dunno why, but the way they say "Lego Friends" on that commercial just sounds like, "Flavor Flav" to me...
Sat, 22:07: Watched bro play #MGS3 and original Metal Gear for a while, had spaghetti for dinner and now...I dunno?
Sat, 22:13: RT @PapaZBear: I want @Michael_Rooker to play every bad guy in every movie from now on forever.
Sat, 22:20: Goddamn, my internet is being a cunthole.
Sat, 22:34: RT @stephfredricks: @robdelaney Speaking as a velociraptor, yes.

Sat, 22:35: FINALLY. A #commercial where the WOMAN is the one spilling shit all over the place.
Sat, 22:35: Oh shit, #HungerGames commercial. Haven't read it, but mom *loves* these books.
Sat, 22:38: RT @JamesPMorrison: @stephfredricks It's been taxing without you.
Sat, 22:39: "I don't get guys; I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by grabbing her boob." #Friends
Sat, 23:16: Bro's gonna play some more #MGS, so I'm heading back to his room.
Sun, 00:57: Church Group: "Would you like to donate to our church." Bro: "No, thanks, I worship Satan." *walks away* #broquotes
Sun, 01:50: RT @CrazedinNYC: The book should have been called: Women are from Hearts & Men are from Penis. Maybe I'll start writing it tonight.
Sun, 01:50: Nick got all the dog tags, beat #MGS2 again...and we found out he has to play through at least twice more to get the stealth. #fuckthat
Sun, 01:51: I'm all depressed now, lol. We wasted almost three hours on that, tonight. *sigh*
Sun, 01:54: What a Thrill... http://t.co/bWuTaTqX

Sun, 01:56: I've been up way longer than I should have tonight. Gotten nothing done and feeling like I'm getting sick, AGAIN.
Sun, 01:57: It's really time for bed. Love you all, good night.
Sun, 10:37: Morning world. Pretty sure I have the cold my boss brought to #work. Great. Gonna #write today, put up the next #Rapidfire...

What a Thrill...

2012-02-26T06:54:50Z

Hello people!

Dreams.

I had a horrid dream that I was hanging with teh rents in the living room and they started being mean to me. They really upset me, so I went back to my room to watch TV by myself. Then dad came upstairs and started yelling at me til I cried. He said, "I want you to come see The Hangover with me and mom." I freaked out.

I yelled, "Why would I want to see something with people I hate in it?! I'm not going!" My door was open, and I could hear mom laughing at me from downstairs, so I started crying even harder. I turned my attention to the doorway, then dad hit my head with a pillow. It pissed me off so much. I grabbed a pillow to hit him back, and that's when I woke up.

I was actually near tears and really upset for a few seconds until I realized my dream had ended and I was awake. I fell back asleep rather quickly and had a totally different dream about Friends. It only had the guys in it, and it was in a weird, dark house. The walls were totally white and there was just one room, with one chair in it. Ross was in the chair, Joey was by the door.

Chandler was in the hall, eating an apple, but close to the doorway. They all looked ridiculously 80s, like when they have flashbacks in the show to when Ross and Chandler were in college. Their hair was all big, and Chandler was wearing this black jacket with green and pink little crazy symbols on it. Again, very 80s (my dad had pants like that, LOL!).

I dunno why, but suddenly, Chandler said that he could, "so be a cop" and pretended to whip out a police badge. He then said, "Miami, homicide!" Joey started chuckling and Ross scoffed, saying, "Chandler, all you need is a pullover and you'd be 'so Vice'." Chandler gave Ross a look and Joey cracked up. They got serious about something, then I woke up.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My tweets

2012-02-22T07:00:26Z

Tue, 11:40: Hey guys! Internet wasn't working at home, so I'm checking in real quick at #work!
Tue, 11:44: This guy lives on Grey Fox Rd. TOO AWESOME. #MGS #work
Tue, 13:01: I can't believe how tired I am. #work
Tue, 13:25: RT @TheDabbaDon: @docsaico I get that way after only being there five minutes. I say we invent the 5-minute work day. Agree?
Tue, 13:36: Would you rather have nothing to do at #work, or be super busy?
Tue, 16:25: Home. I don't really know what to do - I talk to teh rents about how I feel, and I get lectured. I talk to you guys, I get lectured.
Tue, 16:25: I need a therapist or something. Someone who'll just listen to me and let me be upset without telling me shit like, "buck up."
Tue, 16:26: I had to go back out after getting home to pick up Nick in my car, even though I really can't afford gas, and I cried in the car.
Tue, 16:26: I have a massive headache, and mom's all pissy cuz she angered dad, so I'm just gonna be in my room for a while.
Tue, 16:27: I want to write, but I feel like there's a constant buzzing in my head, and it makes it impossible to focus on anything.

Tue, 16:28: RT @kaykthecutie: @docsaico EAT PANCAKES AND SING FLAP MY JACK
Tue, 16:28: RT @storybundle: If you've got any indie author friends that want more exposure, send them our way! http://t.co/ZwBNZakY
Tue, 16:31: I'm sorry, I'm prolly gonna be a bitch tonight. I'm just at a point where I can't even pretend to give a fuck about anything.
Tue, 16:42: Ohhhh my god, bro just made me feel a lot better. He gave me some good advice, too.
Tue, 17:27: This is amazing. http://t.co/1KA0alKX
Tue, 17:30: I'm not kidding: if I can see your underwear above your pants, I'm gonna take a pair of scissors to them and cut til they disappear.
Tue, 17:37: Guess what guess what guess what? Just set up my interview with @DavidBHayter! Super excited! :D
Tue, 17:37: Gonna go make dinner, back in a few!
Tue, 19:11: RT @kevinphiggins: Just finished @docsaico's "Blind Date",which I totally recommend picking up. I now find her both more interesting & k ...
Tue, 19:12: @DavidBHayter Thanks, me too! XD

Tue, 19:12: Had dinner. It was okay. My head feels like it's going to explode. Gotta do dishes. Bleh.
Tue, 19:48: "Hell is other people." Oh, Sartre. #Jeopardy!
Tue, 19:49: RT @AngeLilyG: To my friends who are observing #Lent: You can all drop your porn, booze, cigarettes, and chocolate off at my place. #mor ...
Tue, 19:49: Oh, I need some chocolate.
Tue, 19:51: Happy 57th Birthday to Kelsey Grammer! Happy 25th Birthday to Ellen Page! Happy 66th Birthday to Alan Rickman!
Tue, 19:56: RT @Michael_Rooker: I was filming on Pennhurst and didn't get to watch TWD this past Sunday night...:-( hope some bad ass shit went dow ...
Tue, 19:57: I took a Hydrocodone for my headache and it's STILL pounding. Might have some coffee later. But now, #Glee.
Tue, 20:06: Karofsky. :'( #Glee
Tue, 20:08: HOLY SHIT. Please don't let that happen, fucking please. #Glee
Tue, 20:14: This is really upsetting. :'( #Glee

Tue, 20:22: Ya know what I want? A job where I can be comfortable. I had that at the repo place before they downsized. T-shirts, jeans, flip-flops.
Tue, 20:26: RT @MasqCrew: Interested in sponsoring, judging or participating in a writing challenge? #authors #writers ... http://t.co/9WGUNmZi via ...
Tue, 20:53: God, what a fucking heartbreaking episode. #Glee
Tue, 20:54: I know Kurt and Blaine are so fucking adorable together, but part of me wants Kurt and Karofsky together. :3 #Glee
Tue, 20:55: I'm one download away from 900 downloads of Modern-Day Horrors! :D http://t.co/LjXS6xmY
Tue, 20:55: AWWW I LOVE SUE BEING NICE. <3 #Glee
Tue, 20:57: LOL JEFF IS SO FUNNY. #Glee
Tue, 20:58: Fuck, something bad's gonna happen. #Glee
Tue, 21:00: FUCK, #Glee, why don't you just fucking punch me in the stomach a hundred times?
Tue, 21:01: DUUUUUDE. #TheRiver

Tue, 21:07: Sing-alongs don't happen IRL, for the record. #TheRiver
Tue, 21:10: Dear Geico: I hate the new pig #commercials as much as I love the original. It was cute before. It's annoying now. Stop it.
Tue, 21:21: RT @RepresentPledge: No women on birth control panel was mistake, but every day Congress debates issues relevant to women with an 83% ma ...
Tue, 21:26: Will someone make a late-night trip to get coffee with me? Come on, lets go.
Tue, 21:28: "How do you feel?" "Malaria-ish." #TheRiver
Tue, 21:39: PAUL BLACKTHORNE. OH SO YUMMY. #TheRiver
Tue, 21:46: I'd really like #myshow to be on AMC. They produce incredibly good shows and I think mine would thrive on their network.
Tue, 21:47: "I don't have it!" *shakes violently* Oh, all right, here ya go. #TheRiver
Tue, 21:47: Holy fuck, he was hanging for MONTHS. #TheRiver
Tue, 21:49: "The Source." THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL? IS THIS BUILDING UP TO A #Charmed CROSSOVER, CUZ I'LL FLIP MY SHIT. #TheRiver

Tue, 21:55: WHOOT! 900 downloads of Modern-Day Horrors! \o/ Thanks, you guys! :D This is a fucking milestone, and it rocks. <3
Tue, 21:58: RT @SodomyClown: Sometimes I want to play the piano but then I realize that I can’t so I just slam the keys and scream.
Tue, 21:58: I have to meet a guy who plays piano and violin, cuz I can't and doubt I ever will, and I want to hear that music. Serenade me, damn it.
Tue, 22:00: RT @ItsJustMarty: Dead Man Walking is #13 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Fiction > Genre Fiction > Horror > Occult. Wo ...
Tue, 22:05: Just downloaded @ItsJustMarty's Dead Man Walking. The description is awesome, genuine and concise. AND, IT'S FREE RIGHT NOW.
Tue, 22:06: Awww. :'3 Zoe's freaking out. #Parenthood
Tue, 22:16: Holy fuck, Kristina is a CUNT. #Parenthood
Tue, 22:23: My headache is this dull fucking roar in my head, and my idiot family knows this, and they keep shouting and just SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE.
Tue, 22:24: Adam. Stop. #Parenthood
Tue, 22:27: RT @Stef_Nfection: Giving up Jesus for lent. How do ya like me now, bitch?!

Tue, 22:27: RT @Stef_Nfection: Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, paper beats rock but nothing beats a blow job ladies.
Tue, 22:33: RT @FHornChickie: @docsaico I feel the same way! She needs to go back to work and sleep with her boss and Jasmine needs to stay away fro ...
Tue, 22:37: RT @SodomyClown: Nobody says 'Batman Dat Ho' because Batman-ing a ho involves ramming a fistful of justice directly into her uterine wal ...
Tue, 22:40: ADAM YOU SON OF A BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! #Parenthood
Tue, 22:42: TV has NOT been good to me tonight. Very upsetting and depressing and goddamn it, where is that coffee?
Tue, 22:48: RT @MasqCrew: I could be playing games on Facebook, but I don't have time to waste. So I sit here on Twitter.
Tue, 22:49: Uh oh. #Parenthood
Tue, 22:51: RT @lovestryker I despise the Elton John Pepsi commercials.
Tue, 22:57: Go away, Jasmine. Go away. #Parenthood
Tue, 22:59: I FUCKING HATE JASMINE. #Parenthood

Tue, 22:59: Season finale?! NO! #Parenthood
Wed, 00:21: Hey, look! It's the magical vanishing Saico! Mom and I had a really great talk and she reassured me. Whew.
Wed, 00:23: I *really* need your guys' thoughts: do you have any conceptual ideas for a new cover for Modern-Day Horrors? I can't think of anything...
Wed, 00:24: @cherylktardif Hey, I wanted to personally thank you for your help and ideas, it's because of you that I got over 1000 downloads this month.
Wed, 00:24: @cherylktardif So, ya know, thanks! :D
Wed, 00:25: I added Television to my topics on @klout http://t.co/zQvemI86
Wed, 00:26: RT @donni: 5 Stages Of Steveing Denial: "Steve who?" Anger: "FUCK STEVE!" Bargaining: "THAT Steve?" Depression: "WHY STEVE?" Acceptan ...
Wed, 00:27: I gave @JasonDarrick +K about Horror on @klout http://t.co/tCMWfZGL
Wed, 00:38: YOU GUYS! IT'S @causticchick's BIRTHDAY! SHE'S AWESOME, SO TELL HER THAT. <3
Wed, 00:43: I wish there was a Milk Bite Bar plushie. That commercial with him is SO CUTE. <3 http://t.co/PfxoPsGi

Wed, 00:48: Guh, I'm exhausted, I have to get to sleep. Love you all, good night!
Wed, 00:48: RT @danadearmond: I typically go for the butt sex when given the option. I'm just really good at it. And it feels cool in my bum

Sleep, Perchance, to Dream

2012-02-20T04:33:50Z

Hello people!

I had some crazy as fuck dreams.

To start, The Tattoo Man had a Twitter. I just remember him tweeting a few times, then I was in his shop. I really can't recall what happened to lead to this, but he started laughing and invited me out to have drinks with him. So that was pretty nice. XD That dream ended, then I was in this little town that had a sort of fair going on.

There was a shop with witchy, wizardy kind of stuff. I went in and these female employees started putting a bunch of jewelry on me as I walked around the store. Some of it was really fucking cool, but I thought [a] "why are they putting stuff on me? I'm just trying to look around..." and [b] "do I have to pay for all this stuff or can I just leave?" I decided to just go.

But, I bookmarked their official site on my computer when I left. The dream changed again, and I was on a barge or something in the ocean. This guy was there, talking to me about jumping into the water, which I did next. He watched me for a second, then my dream changed once more. I was in a video game-esque setup, where a monster was after me in this huge building.

The guy from the barge was there, plus another girl. We got into one room that had a snake on this small, detached set of stairs. I almost got bitten, but was able to get away from it fast enough. The three of us ran throughout the next rooms, being chased by this beast, and we were able to get up on these narrow ledges near the ceiling. I was afraid of falling, but it was safer up there.

We were trying to figure out how to defeat the monster and decided to go back to the first room we were in via the ceiling ledges. We finally got there, but the beast was right behind us and rammed through the wall. We were right above him, so it shook us, and the girl and guy fell to the floor. The beast was stuck in the wall and roared while my friends climbed back to the ledges.

The room we had come from was the one with the snake, so I went over to the snake and scared it off the stairs. It started talking, saying, "Finally, you've realized my true purpose." I had a spray bottle of water (like the kind you spray cats with to train them) and used it to spray the snake. It started sparkling like something in a video game, then spazzed out and bit the beast.

Every time I sprayed the snake it would start shaking and twisting and jumping uncontrollably, and for some reason, I kept spraying it. But the beast was defeated and that was all that mattered, lol. And that's when I woke up.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My tweets

2012-02-18T02:48:00Z

Fri, 00:53: It's the last day of my Sex Diary! :O Maybe once I submit it, it'll be up and I can link to it...we'll see!
Fri, 00:53: I really enjoyed doing this, I might keep doing it on my own. #SexDiary
Fri, 01:05: Ya know, Rachel, Ross may be overprotective and a tad jealous, but you're an unappreciative, raging bitch. #Friends
Fri, 01:32: Big Boss supplies! I have an eye patch around here somewhere... @DavidBHayter #MGS3 http://t.co/vc7UIQYV
Fri, 01:36: RT @DavidBHayter: There are, things, you learn as a writer. Things... people aren't meant to know. #NahImJustFnWithYou #Everythin ...
Fri, 01:40: Okay, I'm done dressing up like Snake. Time to watch a teensy bit more porn, then go to bed. Love you all, good night!
Fri, 09:13: Morning! Tired. Gotta get ready for my school appointment, BUT FIRST: thanks for all the RTs today, you dunno how much it means.
Fri, 09:14: IT'S HERE! TWO BOOKS, TWO DAYS, ZERO DOLLARS! Get your FREE #ebooks! http://t.co/m3LX5SCX Please RT!
Fri, 09:15: RT @JohnFugelsang: Rich People pay FOX people to make Working People blame Union People.
Fri, 09:46: You guys. It's working. 149 copies of Modern-Day Horrors have been downloaded, and 56 copies of From Blood & Brain. :3 http://t.co/05LJaolx

Fri, 09:50: Guh, okay, I really have to get going and get ready. Please check out my #ebooks today, and RT about them. LOVE YOU GUYS. <3
Fri, 12:33: RT @zombivish: @docsaico hey lady: http://t.co/wGaTSzML
Fri, 12:34: WHOOT! Today is a marvelous day. That job lady called to say the person they hired didn't work out and they want me! I got the job!
Fri, 12:34: And, it's super easy to go back to the #school I want to go back to, plus there's tons of awesome classes...
Fri, 12:34: AND, I stopped by The Tattoo Man's shop to tell him I got the job right next door and he was really excited. LOVE HIM. <3
Fri, 12:35: And and AND, Modern-Day Horrors is at almost 300 downloads! :D YAY! <3
Fri, 12:36: Freddy VS Vagina #replacefilmtitleswithvagina
Fri, 12:37: Now, I must eat, but I will be back in a few. :} MEANTIME... http://t.co/h1M4q148 http://t.co/05LJaolx
Fri, 15:09: The cutest kitty in all the land! http://t.co/w5qIvoUT
Fri, 15:09: Kay, so, we decided to go out for lunch, LOL. Now, we're home and I'm really damn tired...contemplating laying down...with porn.

Fri, 15:10: What's up with you guys? How are ya?
Fri, 15:12: RT @benjaminbretz: Do not walk in front of me, I may not follow. Unless you are Jeremy Lin in which case please sign this for my niece. ...
Fri, 15:16: http://t.co/GObfCZGU
Fri, 15:19: http://t.co/N0BMNFrM
Fri, 15:24: Toby Turner hates sports. He couldn't be more fucking perfect, let me tell you. http://t.co/UcgAO4Sn
Fri, 15:25: WANNA KNOW A SECRET? I'M GIVING SHIT AWAY. FOR FUCKING FREE. Also, I like to swear. http://t.co/h1M4q148 http://t.co/05LJaolx #ebooks
Fri, 15:29: http://t.co/z8Mz6vrt
Fri, 15:34: RT @GuidoHenkel: Want to make me happy? Check out my books & maybe buy one #Amazon http://t.co/nEFvMAlh #B&N http://t.co/RA8CeiCh #kobo ...
Fri, 15:52: Whoa...I think I might try this... http://t.co/5I6HQ4J6
Fri, 15:56: Mom's advertising my sale on her FB, and she wrote this, "You don't need a Kindle, or money!" I just thought it was hysterical.

Fri, 16:01: I wanna get tackled by @TobyTurner, damn. http://t.co/ZEQmewuA Wait...if I go buy Axe, will Toby Turner tackle me? Cuz then I totally will.
Fri, 16:05: Cancun...it puts out...FIRES. It puts out fires. http://t.co/9SMqXzeH
Fri, 16:10: All right, it's official: I totally love @DavidBHayter. How can one man be so epic? http://t.co/pSXYcD0T
Fri, 16:11: @paperbackhorror HEY QUESTION. How do you record those Skype interview things? I'm clueless.
Fri, 17:07: David Hayter: the man could not be more awesome if scientists synthesized him from the essence of awesomeness. http://t.co/pSXYcD0T
Fri, 17:07: @AlbertPerkins Oh my god, that interview was so amazing. Also, I'm epically jealous. Question: how long did it take to coordinate that?
Fri, 17:09: @DavidBHayter I have to ask: would you download a free copy of my book, Modern-Day Horrors?
Fri, 17:10: @DavidBHayter There's a story in there called, "Game Over" that I think you'd enjoy. :3 http://t.co/h1M4q148
Fri, 17:10: HOLY SHIT, I'M MAN OBSESSED TODAY. Not really unusual, but it's in full fucking force today, lol.
Fri, 17:15: Wow. I'm really gonna scare celebrities away. They're just so epic, sometimes it's hard to control myself. #restrainingorders

Fri, 17:19: Last one, and then, for the love of god, I promise I'll shut the fuck up, but I wanna post this again cuz come on, it's epic.
Fri, 17:19: Big Boss supplies! I have an eye patch around here somewhere... @DavidBHayter #MGS3 http://t.co/vc7UIQYV
Fri, 17:23: I should probably get my ass out of bed and go fucking do something.
Fri, 17:24: RT @HalSparks: 100 Greatest Nicolas Cage Quotes http://t.co/vm1UQ7ml .... Um... Yeah.. You mean... So Far!! #Actyourassoff
Fri, 17:26: RT @thinkprogress: BREAKING: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie vetoes marriage equality (via @AP)
Fri, 17:26: Son of a bitch.
Fri, 17:53: Hop on the FREE #ebook train! http://t.co/ZrDyh5ZW
Fri, 18:17: RT @JohnRossBowie: Some things I love: women, ladies, boobs and Chris Pine's cerulean eyes.
Fri, 18:31: RT @DavidBHayter: I'm beginning to suspect that, all evidence to the contrary... I may not, in fact, be immortal. #DamnSeasonalAllergies
Fri, 18:31: RT @DavidBHayter: “@leovinus: @DavidBHayter Open your backpack and select C MED. Press the Action Button to take it.” Good advice. Tha ...

Fri, 18:31: RT @LGwenn: 976-VAGINA #ReplaceFilmsTitlesWithVagina
Fri, 18:34: RT @Chris_Gorham: Snuck into #Suits #WhiteCollar #BurnNotice photo shoots today. #Hot
Fri, 18:38: Coming up on 500 downloads for Modern-Day Horrors! :D http://t.co/h1M4q148 http://t.co/05LJaolx STILL FREE!
Fri, 18:39: Apparently, they haven't vetoed Krispy Kreme Cheeseburgers. http://t.co/Vd9gpOx1
Fri, 18:43: VERY close to 170,000 tweets!
Fri, 18:43: RT @thezedword: I have more zombie novels than I can review. Come join The Zed Word - Zombie Blog as a guest reviewer! http://t.co/69HTG5vF
Fri, 18:44: I'm sorry for tweeting so much about my #ebooks but I really want this sale to be a success.
Fri, 18:47: RT @cherylktardif: Will WHALE SONG make Amazon's Top 100 Kindle ebooks list? It's at 136 now.
Fri, 18:52: YOU GUYS LOOK. Modern-Day Horrors is in the TOP 20 of free horror books on Kindle! :D http://t.co/9mwKIGQo
Fri, 19:04: Over 170,000 tweets. Man, if I could get paid for this shit...

Fri, 19:12: So, uh, what's up, guys? I've tweeted my face off about this sale today, haven't really paid attention to anything else. :3
Fri, 19:26: Um, WHAT THE FUCK, #Klout? I got a perk and you NEVER TOLD ME? Now it's full. Thanks a lot.
Fri, 19:34: RT @joelmchale: Romantical? You hooking up with a couple of Mensa members tonight? RT @snooki: Double date night! Love romantical nights
Fri, 19:47: Oh, @robdelaney, you are a god. http://t.co/aNa9zPs9
Fri, 20:04: GOD, I miss Rally's. #UndercoverBoss
Fri, 20:08: RT @GradeZHorror: @docsaico I guess she is kinda slutty.
Fri, 20:12: RT @CBR: CDC Uses "The Walking Dead" to Teach Emergency Preparedness http://t.co/kqEK2Iu3
Fri, 20:12: I'm paranoid and it's not fun. #vaguetweets
Fri, 20:27: RT @nolesfan2011: @LGwenn their music tastes and the way they dress... secondarily the tv shows they watch.
Fri, 20:32: If you've read Modern-Day Horrors, From Blood & Brain or any of my other books, please leave a quick review! http://t.co/m3LX5SCX

Fri, 20:48: RT @im_somethingnew: #ReplaceFilmsTitlesWithVagina fun with dick and vagina
Fri, 20:50: RT @JohnFugelsang: Chris Christie believes in freedom and liberty, unless you're a gay tax paying citizen who wants to marry who you love.
Fri, 21:02: HOLY SHIT I WANT THIS. http://t.co/MA0bO2VV @Michael_Rooker
Fri, 21:08: RT @SethMacFarlane: Perhaps if Chris Christie drops the weight, he'll be able to make the hike into the 21st century.
Fri, 21:10: Sigh. I wish I had a best friend who would do professional-looking cover art for me for free.
Fri, 21:14: Oh, something that drives me nuts: using "he and I" incorrectly. "He wants joy for he and I." "He wants joy for he. He wants joy for I."
Fri, 21:15: Pretty simple to figure it out, stop trying to make yourself sound smart and think before you speak.
Fri, 21:17: I might have to go to bed early tonight. I dunno what's wrong with me, but my mood has plummetted spontaneously. I don't understand it.
Fri, 21:44: I am suddenly craving a meatball sub. Fuh.

Мои твиты

2012-02-14T05:26:55Z

Пн, 11:44: RT @girl_onthego: What if sexbots caught a virus? http://t.co/pzjKSIsW #robots #fiction #kindle
Пн, 11:44: RT @TheChrisAngel: I really hope that my grant money comes through so that I can finally apply the logistics of a Potato Gun into a new ...
Пн, 12:09: This is hilarious, sad, bitter and awesome, just like Valentine's Day. http://t.co/5XrmG19W
Пн, 12:23: IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP YOUR NEIGHBORS.
Пн, 12:25: How can I have so many clothes and yet, nothing to wear? Blech.
Пн, 12:49: Guh. I have to take the bro to school.
Пн, 13:54: MY CREATION, IS IT REAL?
Пн, 13:56: RT @mrbowers: @ryanqnorth I had sex / It was grand / Far superior / To my hand
Пн, 13:56: RT @JamesPMorrison: I'm thinking all those women who Tweeted that "Chris Brown can beat me all he wants" are all accounts belonging to C ...
Пн, 13:57: RT @DilliBelle: Happy Valentine's Day to you too, imaginary lover.

Пн, 14:48: Valentine's Day, for me, reminds me of my internet marriage to @ninjagoalie (it's our anniversary). Miss her lots. :'3
Пн, 14:54: RT @JohnFugelsang: Religion and Porn both tend to make promises that reality can't keep.
Пн, 14:56: Somehow, you fell out of time.
Пн, 14:57: It's such a bright, happy day and it feels so comfortable in my clean room, I just wanna chill out, play #SplinterCell, read a book.
Пн, 15:00: RT @JamesPMorrison: Tragic that a rapist cld use this idiocy as rationale~Fox Pundit Says Women In The Military Should ‘Expect’ To Be Ra ...
Пн, 16:11: @JohnFugelsang Thanks for the follow! You rock. :] Just sent the questions your way!
Пн, 16:11: All right, time to go. Love you all, be back soonish.
Пн, 17:27: Oh shit. I have new Twitter. It's really ugly. Damn it.
Пн, 17:29: I think the interview went well. The guy there made me nervous. He seemed really...I dunno, a little cold, I guess.
Пн, 17:29: Oh, man, I just know new Twitter is gonna glitch like fuck. And why does it show names before usernames? That's confusing...

Пн, 18:14: RT @lnich: I should put in a movie. My options are: Strangers with Candy or My Name is Bruce.
Пн, 18:15: Ya know, @twitter, if you keep making bad decisions like this, people are gonna jump ship. There will always be another social network.
Пн, 18:16: Trying to think of something for dinner. But also, I'm fucking tired. I wanna take a nap.
Пн, 18:17: #ThingsWomenWant Men (not boys).
Пн, 18:18: Here's the thing. Twitter just made this really great change - tweets/profiles opening in the sidebar - then did away with it. Why?
Пн, 18:18: It was so useful for catching up with a conversation. @Twitter, you disappoint me.
Пн, 18:19: RT @adamochoa: sucks when someone goes on vacation and all they bring back is an airborne disease that kills everyone
Пн, 18:38: I'm hungry, but I don't feel like making myself food.
Пн, 18:47: If I'm gonna go to #MonsterMania, I'm gonna need to borrow the cash to do it. Even if I get this job, I won't start work til next week.
Пн, 18:48: Whip My Hair really needs to get the fuck out of my head.

Пн, 19:43: RT @ElmStreetWired: @docsaico Ah, can't wait to PLAY with you later...
Пн, 19:44: Oh my god. Twitter is made to look like Macs, isn't it? It's backwards from how it used to be, like Mac windows are backwards from PCs.
Пн, 19:47: Dad made me a hot dog for dinner and now we have ice cream. I shouldn't eat it cuz it'll kill my throat BUT I love ice cream so.
Пн, 19:56: Mom: "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" Bro: "Hay fever?" #broquotes
Пн, 19:56: RT @itsWillyFerrell: You don’t get old, you just become a classic.
Пн, 19:58: So damn, wassup guys?
Пн, 20:28: "Where do you see yourself in ten years? ...a mirror!" <-- say that the next time you're at a job interview.
Пн, 20:29: RT @StarkMartini: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. #MyEcardCreation http://t.co/rAKRgyYu
Пн, 20:33: Anyone else think it's actually really difficult to keep track of people's tweets? It all kinda looks like a blur to me.
Пн, 20:40: @lnich This is what my Twitter looks like. It kinda hurts my eyes. http://t.co/y0DrJctD

Пн, 20:52: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS WORTH HALF A MILLION DOLLARS. #antiquesroadshow
Пн, 20:52: RT @JoanDefers: @docsaico @AmandaCharvi tweetdeck is the only way i made sense of twitter at all.
Пн, 20:57: I'm sitting here, not doing anything, and mom just said, "I don't like you tonight, you're being so rude." I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING.
Пн, 20:58: RT @pulpsushi: Can't wait to share my big Valentine's Day Giveaway on my blog tomorrow. I hope you all enter, there's gonna be some good ...
Пн, 21:07: @kevinphiggins I really, really fucking want to, but I dunno if I can afford to. It's highly unlikely that I will be able to.
Пн, 21:17: RT @vulture: Watch #CougarTown’s cast tell you why you should skip #ValentinesDay to watch their show. http://t.co/3wWU8lFq
Пн, 21:20: RT @Titanium_Forged: @elmstreetwired: http://t.co/GysHLAK7
Пн, 21:27: RT @ThatKevinSmith: Can't get enough @ComicBookMenAMC? Head to #iTunes & SMubscribe to the brand new companion podcast, THE SECRET STASH ...
Пн, 21:29: RT @MandySlamberg: having the right to say something doesn't mean it's right to say it.
Пн, 21:32: RT @TheWeeklyBeat: Don't forget Wednesday is the big interview with David Hayter, last call for questions!

Пн, 21:36: RT @stephfredricks: @JamesPMorrison My vision for the country is looking a lot like Canada.
Пн, 21:38: Mom: "Did you hear about how The Vatican is dealing with all these scandals right now?" Bro: "They've got 99 problems..." #broquotes
Пн, 21:44: Guys. Twitter is fucking slowing my computer to a goddamn crawl. Goddamn you, @twitter. Why fix what's not broken?
Пн, 21:52: @TheWeeklyBeat My bro's a huge MGS fan, too, and wants to know: does David Hayter have any MGS tattoos, or would he get one if he doesn't?
Пн, 21:57: #24 sounds so fucking good right now, I have this desperate urge to watch it.
Пн, 21:59: RT @zombieRX: If I ever find out that Batman's a scientologist, I'm going to kill somebody.
Пн, 22:00: Time for #Smash, baby! The director is hot (and Norrington from Pirates! :O) and McPhee is delicious. Let's go!
Пн, 22:03: I want to bone the director so hard, I can't even. I never found him attractive in Pirates, but he's so scruffy in this...mmm. #Smash
Пн, 22:26: RT @tealeaves_: Unless you are @StephenAtHome RT @grattonboy: Me, Myself and I... Is possibly the worst idea for a Threesome.
Пн, 22:28: Come on, Jack, pick Kate. #Smash

Пн, 22:28: RT @realmikey: I named my penis "The Truth" because girls can't handle it.
Пн, 22:31: Tomorrow is Tuesday. Nothing more and nothing less. I will "celebrate" Valentine's Day with headshots on #SplinterCell and watching #24.
Пн, 22:34: RT @CrackedIllusion: Don't look at it as losing followers. Look at it as gaining those who no longer follow you.
Пн, 22:43: Shit, he's gonna fuck her. I'm sorry, but I really dislike her face. #Smash
Пн, 22:44: SON OF A BITCH. She's gonna get it just cuz she fucked him. Who could blame her, that motherfucker is insanely hot, but still. #Smash
Пн, 22:50: Okay, I definitely like knowing when I have a DM. So, small improvement, @twitter.
Пн, 22:52: She got the part cuz she fucked the director. #Smash
Пн, 22:54: I want coffee. I want to go down the street and get coffee. But I don't wanna go by myself, and Nick won't go cuz he has to get up tomorrow.
Пн, 22:57: Something has to happen, cuz McPhee is obvs the lead. Ivy is good when she doesn't force her voice so much, it's pretty when light. #Smash
Пн, 22:59: Uh oh...no previews...is #Smash on next week?

Пн, 23:16: Didja notice that they always color code their birthday parties? For Rachel's, it was green, and for Joey's, it was black. #Friends
Пн, 23:23: Oh California. http://t.co/ITeby2qV
Пн, 23:26: RT @theandyappleton: Cooking to a Van Halen Soundtrack...
Пн, 23:29: http://t.co/vkphC9HZ
Пн, 23:35: BITCHES BE LOCO. http://t.co/fwyKvNvf @IBGomez
Пн, 23:42: @ZacharyLevi Hi! Would you do a quick 10 question interview with me for my site? They're all random, silly questions. :}
Пн, 23:43: RT @cherylktardif: @docsaico Aim for 30 ebooks a day now. Then 30 an hour.
Пн, 23:55: Guys, check out @cherylktardif! Super nice, paranormal/suspense/romance writer and just awesome lady! :D http://t.co/zXEf8mIE
Пн, 23:57: Holy shit! :O This sounds like #TheRiver, the show! http://t.co/lk2YHNpp

Nice Guys Finish Last, That's Why I'll Treat You Like Meme

2012-02-09T05:10:24Z

Hello people!

MEME. I'm in the mood. From @jamieaiken919.

Shuffle your MP3 player, post the first 20 songs, don't skip ANY of them.

Loverboy - Turn Me Loose
Lady Gaga - Scheisse
Normand Corbeil - The Chase (from the Heavy Rain OST)
Dave Matthews Band - Angel
Bob Bradley, Paul Mottram - Evolution (from the Heavy Rain OST Additional Music)
Sly Fox - Let's Go All the Way
Joe Cocker - Woman to Woman
Bill Brown - Undying, Scene 7 BB (from the Undying OST)
Demi Lovato - Catch Me
Improv-A-Ganza - Flap My Jack
Asia - Heat of the Moment
Go West - Don't Look Down (The Sequel)
Prince - I Would Die 4 U
George Michael - Father Figure
Depeche Mode - Dream On
Hugh Laurie - Mystery
Selena Gomez & the Scene - I Got You
Richard Jacques - Back in Time (from the Sonic R OST)
James Lanman - Baby
Konami - Intruder 2 (from the MGS OST)

WHOOT!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My tweets

2012-02-05T02:44:15Z

Fri, 22:54: Oh, Pointy Nipple Man is mad. I hope he doesn't poke me with his pointy nipples. #That70sShow
Fri, 22:56: First of all: @Tim_Matheson I am obligated to tell you that my mom *loves* you and she's really excited for your #Rapidfire interview. :]
Fri, 22:57: Second...guess what? I'm getting about $1000 back on taxes. :'} I needed it so desperately, I can't even...I'm just really happy. <3
Fri, 23:01: THROUGH THE MAZE PRECISELY, THROUGH THE MYRIAD OF SCHEMES. WITH YOUR GAZE, ENTICE ME...
Fri, 23:03: A rare look at me first thing in the morning. Took this for XOJane's Morning Faces thing at 9:33 this morning. http://t.co/CNRYFrHH
Fri, 23:16: This song does not get old. Endless repeat. http://t.co/pvPgCnRV
Fri, 23:22: RT @Griffmoy: I am also an asshole and a crazy jackass. #Griffmentary
Fri, 23:22: "You don't have to be awake to be my man." #Friends
Fri, 23:27: #BestSpongebobQuotes "Liar, liar, plants for hire." "It's PANTS on FIRE, Patrick." "Well you would know...liar."
Fri, 23:28: #BestSpongebobQuotes "Sounds like a lot of -" "HOOPLA!" "...sounds like a lot of -" "HOOPLA!" "...sounds like a lot of -" "HOOPLA! HOOPLA!"

Fri, 23:28: #BestSpongebobQuotes "...sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over one patty, right? Heh heh WRONG." <-- bro and I say that all the time.
Fri, 23:30: #BestSpongebobQuotes The Krusty Krab Training Video. In its fucking entirety. Greatest episode ever.
Fri, 23:35: #BestSpongebobQuotes "KRABS." "PLANKTON." "KRABS." "PLANKTON." "...Spongebob."
Fri, 23:38: RT @greggrunberg: Man, I should've jumped in bed w/ you and @WayneBrady when I had the chance! “@KaliHawk: What about a piece of pastry, ...
Fri, 23:41: #FF Every Single Person I Follow. If I'm following them, it's for a good reason.
Fri, 23:41: RT @D_Brilliance: Don't we all wish we could do this in school? RT if so #BestSpongebobQuotes ~> http://t.co/XNBKiuoj
Fri, 23:46: #BestSpongebobQuotes "No, I mean, good for your soul." *angel music* "Oh, please. I have no soul." *devil laughter*
Fri, 23:48: #BestSpongebobQuotes "A stove, is a stove, no matter where you go, a patty is a patty, that's what I saaaaaay..."
Fri, 23:49: Whenever the "Just a Greasy Spoon" song played, Nick and I would sing it together. :3 #Spongebob
Fri, 23:50: #BestSpongebobQuotes "BREATHE, DARN YOU." "Wow! That's the last time I read and swim!"

Fri, 23:52: #BestSpongebobQuotes "Happy Leif Erikson Day! HINGA DINGA DURGEN!"
Fri, 23:53: #BestSpongebobQuotes "Can ya FEEL IT, Mr. Krabs? Can ya FEEL IT, Mr. Krabs? Can ya FEEL IT, Mr. Krabs?"
Fri, 23:54: #BestSpongebobQuotes "F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER, U IS FOR YOU AND ME, N IS FOR ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME AT ALL..."
Fri, 23:55: #BestSpongebobQuotes "Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our Campfire Song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song!"
Fri, 23:55: I'm sorry. I just love Spongebob.
Sat, 00:00: Goddamn, this makes me REALLY want to watch #Spongebob.
Sat, 00:00: #BestSpongebobQuotes "PAGE for Mr. Doodle!" <-- dad's favorite quote.
Sat, 00:02: #BestSpongebobQuotes "The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill..."
Sat, 00:04: #BestSpongebobQuotes "When in doubt, pinky out!"
Sat, 00:13: I dunno how many times I have to say this: if you DEMAND that I follow you back, I will block you.

Sat, 00:18: RT @Delmontster: @docsaico YOU BETTER FOLLOW ME BACK.
Sat, 00:36: It is surprisingly hard to find the number of times that Jurassic Park was rejected. Why?
Sat, 00:38: OH MY GOD. There's a new Studio Ghibli film coming out on Feb 17th. I'm going. I don't fucking care. I'm goddamn going.
Sat, 00:42: I want chips and dip so bad right now. Holy shit. I wonder if we have any...
Sat, 00:45: Got a TON of #school stuff done tonight - and I realized that since I started a new class, that means I PASSED my previous one! :D YAY ME!
Sat, 00:48: "Guess what guess what guess what guess what?!" "Okay...the fifth dentist caved and now they're ALL recommending Trident?" #Friends
Sat, 00:49: Got some more future guests for #Rapidfire... Tim Guinee and Tim Matheson. >:] Now, if I could just get @timhutton...
Sat, 00:54: Fuck it. I'm getting a snack.
Sat, 01:17: Finally finished the crappy transition chapter on Black & White. It's only fun chapters from here on out.
Sat, 01:28: Damn it. Someone ate all the chips. I will cut a bitch.

Sat, 01:43: Guh. Took medicine. Time for bed. Love you all, good night.
Sat, 12:07: Hola world! Going to the store for teh rents/dropping bro off at work. Be back in a few.
Sat, 14:04: Home. Got Super Bowl stuff (I don't watch football, but I enjoy pigging out every now and then). Prolly gonna play #MGS now...
Sat, 15:55: Almost done with my #ebooks and #selfpublishing video. It'll be up tomorrow! :D
Sat, 15:55: You guys doing that RIP shit? You're the most annoying scum of the internet. Get a life.

My tweets

2012-02-03T21:41:12Z

Thu, 17:00: IT'S THE CELLO GUYS! I love them. <3 #Glee
Thu, 17:14: Ricky Martin is gonna be on #Glee, as the new Spanish teacher. And he's gonna sing "I'm Sexy and I Know It."
Thu, 18:23: RT @mrbowers: BREAKING NEWS: Komen's excuse for cutting off funding to Planned Parenthood was a crock of shit: http://t.co/UhJDI0YU Next ...
Thu, 18:23: So tired, and still hungry. I need dessert.
Thu, 18:26: RT @robdelaney: I love sex/nachos.
Thu, 18:26: RT @ZombieRiot: I just learned Mitt Romney's first name is actually Willard. That makes sense, since it's mostly rats that follow him.
Thu, 18:28: RT @itsWillyFerrell: #HaveYouEverNoticed that if you turn your phone onto "airplane mode" and throw it in the air, nothing happens? Wor ...
Thu, 18:31: http://t.co/wI5oIzlx
Thu, 18:33: I'm getting this THE SECOND I have money. http://t.co/n1G9dtQG They are amazing.
Thu, 18:34: NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET ANSWER ON #CashCab. Dear god, YES. <3

Thu, 18:53: RT @Jezebel: Top Komen Official Threatens to Resign Over Charity's Pandering, Lying http://t.co/Mh9vdqP3
Thu, 18:54: RT @Michael_Rooker: Dixon Power!!! http://t.co/6sRCTxzP
Thu, 18:54: RT @Michael_Rooker: Merle&Derle after a hard day at work...Shit Yes!!! http://t.co/aIWFqafP
Thu, 19:25: I cannot wait for #TheRiver. Oh my god, so excited.
Thu, 19:26: Annie, are you okay? Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Thu, 19:26: RT @courtchristine: Facebook: where we complain. Google+: where we go to be alone. Twitter: where we go to be inappropriately am ...
Thu, 19:33: AWW, Vanna on a #Jeopardy! clue. <3
Thu, 19:37: MAIL TIME MAIL TIME MAIL TIME MAAAAAIL TIIIIIIIME! http://t.co/HQxCjRvu
Thu, 19:37: http://t.co/DQzx2pyQ
Thu, 19:39: YES. http://t.co/58I3pNL1

Thu, 19:41: Did you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie refuse to get married until EVERYONE has legal rights to get married? That makes me <3 them.
Thu, 20:06: http://t.co/VVCi03Qo
Thu, 20:11: KITTY! <3 http://t.co/CpJsyzs5
Thu, 20:14: http://t.co/swVtlw2i Fuck you, Komen. You're a bag of fucking cunts.
Thu, 20:15: WE SALUTE YOU, CRAZY OBSTACLE INVENTOR GUY. #Wipeout
Thu, 20:15: DON'T FORGET THE SALMON. #Wipeout
Thu, 20:16: "FOR THE INTERNET!" \o/ YES! #Wipeout
Thu, 20:26: I'M FLUENT IN LANGUAGES I DON'T EVEN KNOW. TAKE THAT, SCHOOL! #Wipeout
Thu, 20:28: http://t.co/wpoFVa7f We didn't even have a college fund. :( Wish we did so I could've taken it for an apartment.
Thu, 20:34: Oh. My god. http://t.co/A1wP5dq3

Thu, 20:34: Ship ship ship. http://t.co/bj4hT86C
Thu, 20:42: Heard Morgan Freeman is gonna marry his step-granddaughter. Not sure how I feel about it.
Thu, 21:05: RT @Ghetto_Trophy: Bob Saget is pretty creepy, but Danny Tanner was awesome!
Thu, 21:06: @JaymayAllDay That Crazy Obstacle Inventor Guy thing was my favorite thing all night. I LOVED those commercials so much. <333
Thu, 21:07: May the odds be in my favor to win tickets to 'The Hunger Games' premiere #HungerGames50 #YahooGiveaway http://t.co/UIotAPig
Thu, 21:11: Mom is head over heels in love with the Hunger Games. Like, almost obsessively. That's where I get my obsessiveness from.
Thu, 21:13: Suddenly, Humdrum and Humble is #stuckinmyhead. <3
Thu, 21:24: http://t.co/12Ia1Sam
Thu, 22:23: Watching bro play #MGS2.
Thu, 22:24: If I ever meet @jeremypiven, I will request that he talk and act like Ari Gold. #totallyworthit

Thu, 22:38: Whoa. Is it weird that Solidus totally reminds me of Phil Ken Sebben? #MGS2 #HarveyBirdman
Thu, 23:09: Stirred some ganache into my hot chocolate. It's delicious and creamy and I'm sure I'll cough up a lung any second.
Thu, 23:14: This is my #BioShock tat design. I'm pretty sure it's what I'm gonna get (although, ya know, better). http://t.co/ECbMzgt8
Fri, 00:10: Watching http://t.co/wI5oIzlx The acting's kinda shitty, but it's fairly accurate, imo.
Fri, 01:08: Magnetizing. Hypnotizing. Electrifying. Beautiful. http://t.co/pKTwMU20
Fri, 01:12: I want to fucking see them in concert. http://t.co/cY3YWD88
Fri, 01:28: I'm a fucking sap and this made me cry. :'3 So beautiful, I can't take it. http://t.co/rut90CAX
Fri, 01:36: Wow. Wow wow wow. What a night. Okay, trying to decide if I should bother with porn. Took Nyquil hours ago and it's not working.
Fri, 01:42: "RIP Soulja Boy"? Soulja Boy better have motherfucking died, you assholes, or there's gonna be Hell to pay for getting my hopes up.
Fri, 01:42: RT @GlamFanotic: RIP Soulja Boy? Twitter has officially killed more people than Dexter Morgan.

Fri, 01:48: :} I got a reply from @DaneCross. Totally made my night. <3
Fri, 01:50: RT @LenaDangerously: You better shape up! Cuz I need a man! And my heart is set on you!
Fri, 01:58: Definitely time for porn, then bed. So, I love you all, good night!
Fri, 02:48: @Tim_Matheson Thank you! :] Is there an email I can send the questions to?
Fri, 12:33: Hey tweeps. Our internet is down til a dude gets out here to fix it (2pm-3pm). http://t.co/ug5X9oyU
Fri, 16:34: Damn. Just another reason I wish I lived in England. http://t.co/Vctvvyrn (I know some of the answers, damn it!) Can't wait for the US one!
Fri, 16:35: BTW, hi. Lousy day, just very emotionally exhausting. Things are bad. Mom is stressed beyond belief. I dunno what else to say.
Fri, 16:36: Oh, I cut a chunk of skin outta my hand while washing the dishes. A glass broke while I was washing it. It stings. :(

My tweets

2012-02-02T17:38:11Z

Wed, 13:11: RT @TwoPaddocks: @docsaico And have you seen Willem's Top 10 ... see back issues on the site .
Wed, 13:13: Hey world. Horribly shitty sleep last night, but I had a WONDERFUL dream in which Stephen Colbert @stephenathome was my teacher, so.
Wed, 13:13: Got a job interview at 4:00 today but I'm afraid it's gonna be full time and I just can't work full time.
Wed, 13:17: http://t.co/HHxA3Xj5
Wed, 13:18: HOLY CUNTS I WANT THIS. http://t.co/z4eQwwti #Dexter
Wed, 13:53: First of all, you guys are way too quiet for a Wednesday. Second, watching #Powder.
Wed, 13:56: LANCE LANCE LANCE. Oh dear god, he looks so good. <3 #Powder
Wed, 14:14: Holy shit, Lance. Kill me dead. http://t.co/hlTAYvQ6
Wed, 14:21: Oh my fuck, not only is Jeff Goldblum in this movie, but he's a fucking teacher. Hooooooolyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiit. #Powder
Wed, 14:22: Jeff Goldblum is secretly a chaos theorist who acts in his spare time. #realmotherfuckingtalk #Powder

Wed, 14:24: Well fuck, Jeff, turn the fucking thing off. He's getting electrocuted, you douche. #Powder
Wed, 14:26: Oh, man. Lance and Jeff are, like, buddies. Holy fuck, I ship it. I ship it so hard, I might break something. #Powder
Wed, 14:27: RT @DirectingTitan: @docsaico He's also a cowboy. #BuckarooBanzai
Wed, 14:30: This movie is stupid. #Powder
Wed, 14:31: WAIT. WAIT. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. RAY WISE IS IN THIS? THREESOME TIME. #Powder
Wed, 14:32: http://t.co/nLlXJeqT <-- she's gorgeous with red hair, I think she could pull off Mary Jane Watson. #SpiderMan #Powder
Wed, 14:36: Yep. Ray Wise/Jeff Goldblum/Lance Henriksen. Oh yes. #Powder blows (haha), but goodness gracious, delicious men galore.
Wed, 14:38: Absolutely none of you should be surprised by this, lol.
Wed, 14:57: Well gosh, it sure looks like Jeff Goldblum may very well make out with #Powder.
Wed, 14:58: Gotta admit, I love my new class at #school - specifically, my teacher. She sends emails to our regular emails to notify us of stuff. <3

Wed, 14:58: Everyone else has just sent shit to our #school emails, which I don't check often.
Wed, 15:00: "#IDoNotUnderstand Soul Train." HAHA, I don't think anyone does, Trending Topics.
Wed, 15:07: Guess I'd better get ready for my fucking interview at 4:00. I really don't even wanna go. I feel like shit.
Wed, 17:28: HOME! The interview went really well. Hope I get the job. :3 It's RIGHT next door to The Tattoo Man, so I stopped in to say hi to him.
Wed, 17:29: He was so sweet, hehe. <3 Did some grocery shopping real quick, got myself a sandwich, and now it's time to chill out.
Wed, 17:33: Got this idea a few months ago and finally made the cover art. Gonna have to work on this soon. #writing http://t.co/moBPrxeZ
Wed, 17:54: I made $8 last month on Amazon. Eight. Dollars. I used to make twice that, at least. Sales really need to improve. #ebooks
Wed, 17:56: RT @dystaxia: @docsaico Topless photo cover page.
Wed, 17:58: Look how fucking cute. I mean, goddamn. http://t.co/m8YSranV
Wed, 18:05: HAPPY 41ST BIRTHDAY TO MICHAEL C. HALL! <3

Wed, 18:21: This guy's cute. http://t.co/UusEY21c I like his voice. #Charmed
Wed, 18:38: RT @SafelyInDanger: I'm losing a lot of followers recently... Did you guys not get the memo? I don't have to be funny, I have a vagina.
Wed, 18:47: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE INSPIRED EP OF #Charmed. YES. #NoES
Wed, 18:48: http://t.co/FmZ8mOh1
Wed, 19:26: You'll never know safety, you'll never go back. It's time to go see her; The Woman in Black.
Wed, 19:27: I totally blasted "Sexy Grandpa" on the way home, and I felt like a badass.
Wed, 21:00: My head hurts so much, it feels like it's going to split in two. Headache shit hasn't helped. I should just go to bed.
Wed, 21:35: Took a "shower" (just let the hot water run on my head) to soothe my headache. Helped a little. Laying down now.
Wed, 21:35: I'm gonna have my computer nearby, so I'll check in til I fall asleep.
Wed, 22:02: What's this, goddess? An intruder?! He is ugly! Ugly! UGLY! UUUUGLYYYYY!

Wed, 22:03: "How am I gonna get ready in fifteen minutes?" Bitch, please, I'd be ready in four. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:04: THESE GUYS HAVE TO PIC A PHOBIA. THIS WAS MY IDEA! >:D #FaceOff
Wed, 22:08: Wanna be like the contestants on #FaceOff? Pick a phobia and write about it for my phobia anthology! http://t.co/ZrDyh5ZW
Wed, 22:19: I really love the razor blade one, the electricity one and the dryness one. They all look quite scary. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:25: I love when they all help each other pull those damn things apart. It's nice to see a little teamwork sans arguing. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:28: In The Matrix, when Neo's mouth seals up? That terrifies me. I still can't watch it, it freaks me out that much. Same with eyes. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:29: If there are no eyes, it scares the fuck outta me. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:30: Oh thank fuck, my headache is subsiding.
Wed, 22:35: Fear of Hell...came out like shit, imo. It could've been WAY scarier. I don't approve. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:36: Okay, the teeth for the parasite one is scary, but the rest of it, feh. #FaceOff

Wed, 22:37: GUH, the handful of eyeballs are scary but would've been much scarier if they did what @StarkMartini said - ripped out. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:37: This is so disappointing, I'm thoroughly less than impressed. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:38: Okay, the teeth one is FUCKING great. So gross and weird and I love it. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:38: The razor blades one is really gross, too. The fingers! JEEZUS. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:39: Oh god, the dryness one. The fucking face! It's so grotesque. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:40: Whoa...the chemical one actually came out decent. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:43: HAHA. That Geico commercial. "Eww." "Seriously." "That is so gross."
Wed, 22:43: Sorry, I know, crazy excessive tweetspam tonight, I was just really excited about this challenge on #FaceOff.
Wed, 22:51: Wow, I'm honestly surprised, I thought the chemical one was really gross. #FaceOff
Wed, 22:52: Oh, oh, I hope Ian wins. <3 #FaceOff

Wed, 22:53: IT'S FEBRUARY! I have 29 days to reach my sales goal of 1000 #ebooks! Please help me get there! http://t.co/BT2GtdX8
Wed, 22:57: YAY! Ian won! :D <3 #FaceOff
Wed, 22:59: Double yay! Brea's leaving! #FaceOff
Wed, 23:07: @soartmodel @Insomniac_Zac @FHornChickie @HeedlessMusings Thanks for the RTs! <3
Wed, 23:17: This job that I interviewed for today is perfect. Part-time from 11-4 or 12-5, $9-10/hr, just Mon-Fri, right next to The Tattoo Man... <3
Wed, 23:20: Oh, hey! Jury duty was cancelled for tomorrow, so I don't have to get up super early. \o/
Wed, 23:27: ONCE I WAS A WOODEN BOY A LITTLE WOODEN BOY. http://t.co/d7Dcz6JF
Wed, 23:45: I was thinking today, "Maybe I shouldn't go to all these cons coming up, they're a lot of money." But looking at the Flashback pics...
Wed, 23:45: I can't fucking wait to go. I miss it so much. Nothing is as fun as that.
Thu, 00:01: What the fuck am I still doing up? It's way past my bedtime. Love you all, good night.

Мои твиты

2012-02-01T21:23:30Z

Вт, 16:45: @girl_onthego Hey! Can I ask you about the editing for the anthology? How are you doing that?
Вт, 17:21: Watching Too Young to Kill. Scary. :(
Вт, 17:28: We've got about seven contributors for the Phobia Anthology Collab, but I would love to get up to 10! Join in! http://t.co/ZrDyh5ZW
Вт, 17:45: http://t.co/Ztx3uQTN
Вт, 17:57: http://t.co/BrJZYyBq I think her face is the most beautiful thing about her. And it's fucking gorgeous.
Вт, 18:10: RT @kinnoryuu82: You all need to fire up your Kindles and check out this lady's work @docsaico
Вт, 18:42: I was baptised with the name Ann in honor of my aunt and I've always treated it as a second middle name.
Вт, 18:43: I want to legally get it changed. Ann is a cunt and I hate her and I don't want that name anywhere near mine.
Вт, 18:46: http://t.co/97hGBbUi
Вт, 18:47: Fun facts: my initials are MNAD. Jumble it and you get DAMN!

Вт, 18:48: Fun facts: I'm MNAD, bro is NMPD.
Вт, 19:58: What? http://t.co/LWMaUTVs
Вт, 20:00: What do you guys define horror as? I'm struggling to discern between horror and thrillers...
Вт, 20:01: RT @WhatTheFFacts: Spongebob is the only Nicktoon 1990s that has not ended yet.
Вт, 20:02: RT @dreadmedia: Hello to my new followers! Especially the porn bots!
Вт, 20:04: These adults disgust me just a little bit with their lack of responsibility and complete apathy for such things. #NYInk
Вт, 20:07: RT @LindsayDianne: @docsaico thrillers, to me, are more suggestive. Horrors spell it out with description/gore.
Вт, 20:07: RT @JackBateswrites: @docsaico The line is paper thin. Horror has monsters, thrillers have people who act like monsters
Вт, 20:07: RT @mrbowers: @docsaico That's a tough one. They're similar, except horror trends more towards fright than straight suspense. Also, more ...
Вт, 20:08: RT @danadearmond: i need to start my own productions so i can make rape porn, thats all there is to it. grrrr

Вт, 20:09: Fun facts: I fucking hate dogs. I hate them. Part of that hatred is out of a fear of large dogs. I was tackled by one when I was younger.
Вт, 20:10: Fun facts (cont'd): I'm only about five feet tall NOW, so back then, a dog on its hind legs was much bigger than me. Horrifying.
Вт, 20:11: RT @shanewest_1: #YouAintTheOneIf ....you actually use the phrase "you ain't the one".
Вт, 20:18: I realized the other day that I never think about the fact that girls wear make-up.
Вт, 20:18: I don't, ever, so when I see a girl, I don't think, "Oh, make-up," even though a lot of the time, such is the case.
Вт, 20:18: I dunno, it just blew my mind for a second, lol.
Вт, 20:22: Bro just told me about this. So cool! http://t.co/DWSk9x6p
Вт, 20:25: I saw an ad for "Body Shop Manager." My first immediate thought was tattoos, piercings, etc. It's for a car place. #duh
Вт, 20:36: RT @MalfaroGT: @docsaico Horror: raw, no chance of a happy ending. Thriller: adventure seeking, fun moments, happy ending
Вт, 20:42: @RebekahLFraser Thanks for the follow! You look *really* familiar to me...anywho, look forward to chatting with ya! :]

Вт, 21:45: I don't have a straight sheet on my bed. It's just the mattress-covering sheet and my comforter. I *hate* those extra sheets.
Вт, 21:46: If I was on that Progressive commercial and that awesome guy got me a free tank of gas, I would twitpic it, not call someone on the phone.
Вт, 21:48: You know who's insanely fucking good-looking, funny AND has a great voice? This guy --> @bungerla Host of How the States Got Their Shapes.
Вт, 21:50: AND HE'S A FORMER DAILY SHOW CORRESPONDENT. >:D @bungerla
Вт, 21:58: "What is an ice house?" I BELIEVE YOU MEAN ICE HOLE! #HowtheStatesGotTheirShapes #WhoseLine
Вт, 22:16: #writingfacts: Latin is my go-to language for anything. Need a disease name? Latin. A secret society? Latin. Just something unique? Latin.
Вт, 22:31: "You? Better watch your back." "Really? Cuz you? Should stop spending so much time on YOURS." #That70sShow
Вт, 23:22: http://t.co/LWMaUTVs Men with long ring fingers, huh? Lewis Black...Jeff Goldblum...
Вт, 23:57: http://t.co/RekX9LWE
Вт, 23:59: If I had a time machine? I would go back in time to when my favorite celebrities were single and fuck them senseless. #perv

Ср, 00:09: I, uh. I had a great idea to make something out of clay,and now I can't remember what it was. And I'm really annoyed.
Ср, 00:11: OOH WHAT IF I MADE LIAM NEESON'S COCK OUT OF CLAY? This clay is pretty pliable when baked...IT WOULD WORK.
Ср, 00:17: RT @theghostofno1: be my penis pantry
Ср, 00:26: Damn it, Liam Neeson. Give me your cock NOW. Why can't he be here and get drunk and have a one night stand with me?!
Ср, 00:30: I should ask Jon Stewart. He's buddies with Liam Neeson. He can hook me up. COME ON, JON, HELP A HORNY GIRL OUT.
Ср, 00:41: http://t.co/GtMKMNBk
Ср, 00:41: All right, all this talk of Liam Neeson's cock has made me long for some porn. That, then bed. Love you all, good night.
Ср, 00:48: Oh dear god. http://t.co/n9MQgbLJ And now I'm sure that @TwoPaddocks is friends with Willem Dafoe. Guh, how I love them both. <3
Ср, 00:48: NOW, time for porn and bed.
Ср, 13:11: RT @TwoPaddocks: @docsaico And have you seen Willem's Top 10 ... see back issues on the site .

Ср, 13:13: Hey world. Horribly shitty sleep last night, but I had a WONDERFUL dream in which Stephen Colbert @stephenathome was my teacher, so.
Ср, 13:13: Got a job interview at 4:00 today but I'm afraid it's gonna be full time and I just can't work full time.
Ср, 13:17: http://t.co/HHxA3Xj5
Ср, 13:18: HOLY CUNTS I WANT THIS. http://t.co/z4eQwwti #Dexter
Ср, 13:53: First of all, you guys are way too quiet for a Wednesday. Second, watching #Powder.
Ср, 13:56: LANCE LANCE LANCE. Oh dear god, he looks so good. <3 #Powder
Ср, 14:14: Holy shit, Lance. Kill me dead. http://t.co/hlTAYvQ6
Ср, 14:21: Oh my fuck, not only is Jeff Goldblum in this movie, but he's a fucking teacher. Hooooooolyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiit. #Powder
Ср, 14:22: Jeff Goldblum is secretly a chaos theorist who acts in his spare time. #realmotherfuckingtalk #Powder
Ср, 14:24: Well fuck, Jeff, turn the fucking thing off. He's getting electrocuted, you douche. #Powder

Ср, 14:26: Oh, man. Lance and Jeff are, like, buddies. Holy fuck, I ship it. I ship it so hard, I might break something. #Powder
Ср, 14:27: RT @DirectingTitan: @docsaico He's also a cowboy. #BuckarooBanzai
Ср, 14:30: This movie is stupid. #Powder
Ср, 14:31: WAIT. WAIT. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. RAY WISE IS IN THIS? THREESOME TIME. #Powder
Ср, 14:32: http://t.co/nLlXJeqT <-- she's gorgeous with red hair, I think she could pull off Mary Jane Watson. #SpiderMan #Powder
Ср, 14:36: Yep. Ray Wise/Jeff Goldblum/Lance Henriksen. Oh yes. #Powder blows (haha), but goodness gracious, delicious men galore.
Ср, 14:38: Absolutely none of you should be surprised by this, lol.
Ср, 14:57: Well gosh, it sure looks like Jeff Goldblum may very well make out with #Powder.
Ср, 14:58: Gotta admit, I love my new class at #school - specifically, my teacher. She sends emails to our regular emails to notify us of stuff. <3
Ср, 14:58: Everyone else has just sent shit to our #school emails, which I don't check often.

Ср, 15:00: "#IDoNotUnderstand Soul Train." HAHA, I don't think anyone does, Trending Topics.
Ср, 15:07: Guess I'd better get ready for my fucking interview at 4:00. I really don't even wanna go. I feel like shit.

My tweets

2012-02-01T00:33:50Z

Mon, 21:00: Watching the #SAGs. Yes, we're late to the party. No, we don't care.
Mon, 21:05: I love the inro to the #SAGs. It's lovely. :]
Mon, 21:06: Aww, Christopher Plummer is such an amazing man. <3 #SAG
Mon, 21:15: Fuck, I forgot how delicious Bryan Cranston is with hair. Goddamn, I would jump him immediately. #SAG
Mon, 21:19: "Where was the baby conceived?" "In my vagina." LOL! #SAG
Mon, 21:31: Holy fuck, Viola Davis looks like a fucking Roman goddess. She is beautiful. :3 #SAG
Mon, 21:45: HOLY FUCK, @timhutton has ALWAYS been good-looking. WOW. #SAG
Mon, 21:59: Oh my god. :'( The creepy neighbor in Home Alone died. #SAG
Mon, 22:04: The Good Wife is a fucking great show. Seriously, it's so underrated and so deliciously good.
Mon, 22:06: I don't think I can word just how much I love Natalie Portman. Smart, hilarious, intelligent and super sexy? God, she's perfect. #SAG

Mon, 22:14: Brad Pitt REALLY needs to cut his disgusting hair and shave that nastiness off his face.
Mon, 22:18: RT @AmandaNMarsh: @docsaico Tell Freddy to do it.
Mon, 22:18: Oh my god, SO proud of The Help. Good for them. :'] <3 #SAG
Mon, 22:27: Stop Hating Miranda? Who hates me? SRSLY, STOP IT. http://t.co/BT2GtdX8
Mon, 23:11: Shit. I can't find my birth control. :3 Anywhere. I hid it so well, I forgot where I put it. FUCK.
Mon, 23:17: It doesn't *really* matter that I can't find my BC, just that I paid for it and lost it. *shrugs*
Mon, 23:26: I cannot believe this. I mean, I'm, like, dumbfounded. I can't find those fucking pills anywhere. O.o
Mon, 23:31: Haha, sorry, I must be annoying you guys, I just can't believe this shit has just vanished. It's nowhere.
Mon, 23:45: Guys? Can we only post RIP when someone ACTUALLY FUCKING DIES? For fuck's sake, stop it, you're all fucking annoying as Hell.
Mon, 23:47: RT @EnergySapper: @docsaico (RIP using RIP inappropriately. *runs*)

Mon, 23:48: IF YOU SAY EXPRESSO IN INSTEAD OF ESPRESSO I WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A STIR STICK.
Mon, 23:49: Oh for fuck's sake. Ignore the "in" in that tweet.
Mon, 23:51: The annoying thing is, I took all three packs of birth control out at the same time, so they wouldn't be in the bag. That was stupid.
Tue, 00:02: Well fuck, guys, it's late and I feel like shit. I should go to bed. Love you all, good night.
Tue, 00:04: Okay, no, seriously, bed.
Tue, 14:02: Hey guys. Lousy night. Silly dreams. Still feel sick and tired. Blah.
Tue, 14:47: I miss getting packages every day. DAMN IT, CHRISTMAS, YOU MAKE EVERY OTHER DAY LOOK SO LACKLUSTER.
Tue, 14:50: Glen Coco is trending. I love Twitter. <3 #top5meangirlquotes
Tue, 14:51: I'm gonna pull a "kiss me, kill me" thing with the boys at Monster Mania; two pics each, one with a kiss, one with a kill pose. >:]
Tue, 14:51: RT @NiallinNarnia: #Top5MeanGirlQuotes 1. Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! http://t.co/8l9xSnge

Tue, 14:53: Guh, that makes me wanna watch #MeanGirls. Easily, one of the most quotable movies EVER.
Tue, 15:04: The financially least successful Harry Potter movie still made MILLIONS more than the financially most successful Twilight movie. HA!
Tue, 15:10: A friend of my mom's said, "their" when he meant "they're" on FB, so mom corrected him. He commented back, "LOL! Your right." *facepalm*
Tue, 15:13: I cannot believe these stupid fucking people didn't make a chocolate and wine cupcake. What is wrong with you idiots? #CupcakeWars
Tue, 15:44: Dad's pissed at me for not doing the dishes last night. I felt awful and went to bed. So I don't give a fuck if he's mad.
Tue, 15:44: I was gonna do them today. Who the fuck cares when they get done? I will never understand that. It doesn't matter when they get washed.
Tue, 15:47: And mom took his side. She feels the same way, but she's only doing it right now cuz she pissed dad off earlier and is putting it all on me.
Tue, 16:07: http://t.co/Yv73i2GS
Tue, 16:19: http://t.co/2wLElrw7
Tue, 16:33: ALERT! I get asked these questions a lot, so I'm gonna make a video about self-publishing and downloading #ebooks on Superbowl Sunday. :]

Tue, 16:45: @girl_onthego Hey! Can I ask you about the editing for the anthology? How are you doing that?
Tue, 17:21: Watching Too Young to Kill. Scary. :(
Tue, 17:28: We've got about seven contributors for the Phobia Anthology Collab, but I would love to get up to 10! Join in! http://t.co/ZrDyh5ZW
Tue, 17:45: http://t.co/Ztx3uQTN
Tue, 17:57: http://t.co/BrJZYyBq I think her face is the most beautiful thing about her. And it's fucking gorgeous.
Tue, 18:10: RT @kinnoryuu82: You all need to fire up your Kindles and check out this lady's work @docsaico
Tue, 18:42: I was baptised with the name Ann in honor of my aunt and I've always treated it as a second middle name.
Tue, 18:43: I want to legally get it changed. Ann is a cunt and I hate her and I don't want that name anywhere near mine.
Tue, 18:46: http://t.co/97hGBbUi
Tue, 18:47: Fun facts: my initials are MNAD. Jumble it and you get DAMN!

Tue, 18:48: Fun facts: I'm MNAD, bro is NMPD.

Just a Dreamer

2012-01-31T20:58:13Z

Hello people!

This is becoming a dream journal, it seems.

I had a dream that is quickly leaving me...and now I believe it's completely gone. Damn it. Well, I had two dreams last night, I just can't remember the first. But the second seemed to begin with me having just taken a shower. I really am fuzzy on this, but I know I was with a celebrity in that room. And I know that he and I left at the same time.

I can't remember if we were fucking around or both took a shower or something, but I remember leaving the room and thinking, "Oh, I shouldn't go the same way as him, don't want people to get suspicious." So he went right down the hall, and I went left. It turned out that we were in the hotel where Flashback Weekend took place, so I knew where I was going.

I went up the stairs and immediately thought, "I should go meet up with Rob and see our room." Now, I forgot to mention: I was in my towel. I was standing only in a towel, no shoes, walking through the hotel lobby with tons of people checking in around me. It didn't seem to bother me that much, though, so I walked towards the elevator, passing the check-in line on the way.

And this girl who I only knew online and found extremely annoying was in line and spotted me. She asked if I'd beaten "that level in Medal of Honor," and I said that I hadn't yet cuz I stopped playing MOH a few days ago. I ran on to the elevator and was sorta shoved into the corner by the huge group getting in the elevator. I spotted Rob in there, smiled and said hey.

He looked kind of annoyed at me, but I kinda shrugged it off and met up with him when we got off the elevator. He led me to our room, where three other people already were. I noticed that there were four single beds in the room and that it was very dark, but beautiful. It looked very high-end to me and just really nice. I went up to my bedside table and put my bag down.

I wasn't carrying that bag in the elevator, just all of a sudden, there. Anywho, I turned to look at the other people in the room and they were joking around, talking about how they should get down to the lobby soon for the tournaments. Turns out, the convention was a GAMING con, not a horror one. So they had a bunch of old arcade machines and shit all around the hotel.

I remember thinking something about Frogger while walking over to the closet. I peeked inside and it was fucking huge, like it's own room. It was amazing. And that's when I woke up. *shrugs*

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My tweets

2012-01-31T00:22:26Z

Sun, 23:54: Fuck underwear. I fucking hate it.
Sun, 23:55: HEY HORROR WRITERS! Anyone interested in doing an anthology? PLEASE let me know, I've got an awesome idea. >:]
Sun, 23:56: @LGwenn, thanks for the RT! :]
Mon, 00:00: RT @ericazares: "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokavic?" :http://t.co/zsGjXaNs (until someone uploads the new clip) Australian Open
Mon, 00:04: #10ThingsThatAreAttractive Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson...
Mon, 00:11: HEY HEY HEY, WHATCHA GOT TO SAY? HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD, HOLLYWOOD SWINGIN'.
Mon, 00:14: Squeeeeeeeee, Jeff Goldblum on #Friends. GOD, I love him. <3
Mon, 00:16: RT @TheFanSpins: Jeff Goldblum is on Friends. All I can think of is @JeffBryanDavis having his glasses. XD
Mon, 00:17: God, Jeff Goldblum has long fingers... #Friends #perv
Mon, 00:20: Man, nearly 250 site views today. You guys are awesome. <3

Mon, 00:30: RT @Robert_Dean: @docsaico I wanna do an anthology I WANT YOUR SKULL: stories influnced by the music of The Misfits
Mon, 00:32: OKAY! Interested in participating in the horror anthology collaboration? GO HERE, PLEASE! <3 http://t.co/ZrDyh5ZW
Mon, 00:48: I'm getting sick. Again. Again again. Holy shit.
Mon, 00:57: RT @theghostofno1: Just because I daydream of penis sword fights doesn't mean I'm gay..
Mon, 01:01: Shiiiiiiit. Don't think I can finish that short story in time. I just...it has to be longer than I thought. Damn.
Mon, 01:04: MIKE'S WEARING A FREDDY SWEATER OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM. #Friends
Mon, 01:06: No offense, and I totally love it, but NO ONE looks good in a Freddy sweater. Seriously. #Friends
Mon, 01:20: http://t.co/Q8FwzJc1
Mon, 01:22: RT @DMT1809: @docsaico i have only read a little bit but you definitely have a lot of talent. Your style wraps me right in!! :)
Mon, 01:23: I dunno if you guys have seen that Centrum Specialist commercial, but they sound like the Planeteers. "Heart, Vision, Energy, Prenatal!"

Mon, 01:31: I always smiled at people when I worked at Rite Aid, but if they were a bitch, I sneered as they left. http://t.co/U8zS2iMN
Mon, 01:40: Um. What? http://t.co/ZGBoOflw
Mon, 01:41: OH HEY DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THAT GUY AT #WORK A WHILE AGO WHO TALKED TO ME ABOUT SEX FOR AN HOUR? YEAH.
Mon, 01:45: @TimGuinee Sent 'em again, thank you! :}
Mon, 01:48: This made me tear up. In a bad way. http://t.co/qWsl1h6S
Mon, 01:49: One time, teh rents were at a restaurant and these snobbish assholes near them were dicks to the waiter and left no tip.
Mon, 01:49: Teh rents left a $50 on the table for the waiter, as well as tipping their own waiter. <3
Mon, 02:23: :'( Why am I still up? Going to bed, love you all, good night.
Mon, 02:32: RT @life_sucker: Liam IS the new Connery.
Mon, 10:00: Morning. *waves* Sick. Definitely, definitely sick. Mom made me tea and told me to go back to bed, so here I am.

Mon, 10:00: Well fuck. http://t.co/q0HBMvTl
Mon, 10:07: I have a #school thing I have to get done, then I'm prolly gonna go back to sleep or something. I'll be online til then, though.
Mon, 10:15: HORROR WRITERS! If you are interested in participating in an anthology collab, please go here for more info: http://t.co/ZrDyh5ZW
Mon, 10:54: http://t.co/Hh0WWy83
Mon, 11:07: @girl_onthego I have a question for you: how are you doing royalties for the anthology? I can't really figure out how to do 'em.
Mon, 11:14: He is absolutely fucking adorable. <3 http://t.co/yWzzkh69
Mon, 11:14: HAHA! I lol'd. @kcdeforge http://t.co/GLKWS6lD
Mon, 11:47: UPDATED. http://t.co/ZrDyh5ZW Details on the anthology collab can be found there!
Mon, 12:01: Had a crazy, BioShock-inspired #dream last night. http://t.co/HS7McBnV
Mon, 12:56: RT @HuffingtonPost: Watch the full Ferris Bueller Super Bowl commercial http://t.co/KN1yHk1N

Mon, 12:59: Oh my god. Best commercial ever. <3 http://t.co/jF8XTl5q
Mon, 13:01: http://t.co/87zHmFZM
Mon, 13:53: Took a shower. \o/ Still feel horrible, though. But my interview was rescheduled for Weds cuz the lady is also sick.
Mon, 13:57: Join me in an anthology collaboration: short horror stories about phobias! http://t.co/ZrDyh5ZW ALL ARE WELCOME!
Mon, 14:55: That Ferris Bueller commercial makes me tear up. It's so brilliant. And the movie is so brilliant. <3
Mon, 14:58: I just got a spam email from someone named Archer. O.O #spies #Archer
Mon, 15:07: Okay, #MGS, #writing and sleep. So tired.
Mon, 15:09: I love @therealadamwest SO MUCH. <3
Mon, 15:14: Hand to hand. It is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon. #MGS
Mon, 15:21: "I felt that, Snake." #perv #MGS

Mon, 15:21: ...I...I...I'M LOSING MYSELF... #MGS
Mon, 15:29: Is anyone else a little grossed out by the fact that Otacon wears the same clothes he pissed in throughout the rest of the game? #MGS
Mon, 15:31: This part drives me nuts. "Wasn't that some kind of music?" YOU CAN'T HEAR THE CODEC, HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT MUSIC? #MGS
Mon, 15:32: "What's wrong? Getting all friendly all of a sudden?" "Uh, nothing...I'm glad you're okay." "You're strange." #MGS
Mon, 15:44: Hmm. I got two emails from these people. Can't figure out if it's spam or not. Kinda looks like it, but who knows? http://t.co/x4B0MerJ
Mon, 16:22: @TimGuinee Got 'em! Thank you so much, you rock. :] <3
Mon, 16:35: RT @SciFright: Just stumbled upon this trailer for Mahakaal (1993). The Bollywood remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. I shit you not. h ...
Mon, 16:41: These 2 Cellos guys are amazing. Playing Welcome to the Jungle...on cellos. #Ellen
Mon, 16:49: Ya know what I would love to do? Get on @TheEllenShow. I love her and it would be so great for my writing. Guh.
Mon, 16:50: RT @caitlinbell8: Last chance to vote today!!! Vote for me :D http://t.co/mCYhGlJf http://t.co/0jMaKjLQ

Mon, 16:51: "Taco, get out of my face before yours is readjusted." #broquotes
Mon, 17:13: All right, made an account for #broquotes. Follow! @realbroquotes
Mon, 17:16: Still looking for contributors for the anthology compilation! Check it out and join in! http://t.co/ZrDyh5ZW
Mon, 17:33: JINGLE BITCH SCREWED ME OVER. GO TO HELL, JINGLE WHORE. GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL HELL HELL. #Friends
Mon, 17:35: RT @MinutesofMayhem: My website minutesofmayhem.com broke all-time records for traffic today. Thank you
Mon, 17:39: Joey and Chandler are discussing a threesome with this girl and saying how weird it would be. It would be SO HOT, stupid boys. #Friends
Mon, 18:01: Ya know what I don't get? Why is it weird for girls to think it's hot when guys make out? Guys think it's hot when girls make out. WTF?
Mon, 18:08: Ya know what? I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks: I think it's really hot when guys make out. It's not gross. People need to grow up.
Mon, 18:48: Mr. Warlock, that is a terrible way to hold a knife. #Charmed
Mon, 18:52: I have just enrolled Brimstone Nightmares and Modern-Day Horrors in KDP Select on Amazon! They can be accessed for FREE by Kindle owners!

Mon, 18:55: EVERY FRIDAY IN MARCH, Brimstone Nightmares and Modern-Day Horrors will be FREE for EVERYONE. Stay tuned! #BN #MDH #ebooks #amazon #kindle
Mon, 18:56: Cool parlor trick, BITCH. #Charmed

Under the Sea...

2012-01-30T17:00:47Z

Hello people!

Got another dream to detail.

I was with this group of guys - four of 'em, including The Rock and a guy who looked and acted like Jesse from Breaking Bad, but it wasn't him - and we were looking for a specific island amongst a cluster in this huge body of water. The thing is, the body of water was half-covering this massive city, very much like BioShock, I guess.

Except the top of the city was exposed; building-tops and roofs, helipads and shit like that, you could see it all above the water. Even some windows were visible. And every building had its lights on inside and out. Anywho, we found the island we were looking for, which was not land at all, but a small-ish metal structure sticking out of the water. It had a small platform in the center.

And above the platform, it had bars that you could hold onto. In the very center, it had a wheel handle rigged up to a pulley system that would make the platform move up and down. Jesse (I'm just gonna call him that from now on, it's faster) got on the platform first, then me, then The Rock and the other two guys. We all grabbed onto the bar to keep us steady and looked around.

We all had guns, but three of us (myself included) had some sort of submachine gun, while Jesse and The Rock had these revolutionary handguns called Spy Lights. They were like the USP in MGS2, with a light installed within them, but they were some new kind of metal or something, super resilient and lightweight, built to be used underwater.

The Rock wanted the guys on the outside to have the Spy Lights, so he traded the guy farthest from me his Spy Light for a submachine gun. I was looking around at the city when I sorta turned to Jesse and he started giving me shit for looking at him. He was really panicky and freaked out and angry. I said I was just looking at the city and suddenly, all the lights turned off.

All of them, instantly, went dead. Jesse grabbed my arm and shook me and said, "Why did you turn the lights off?!" I was like, "I didn't! I didn't do anything, I didn't touch the lights!" Just as quickly as they had turned off, the lights came back up again, all over the city, and Jesse calmed down. I was looking at a factory at the time, with a huge tower that stuck up out of the water.

But the rest of the building was submerged. I watched the lights come on in the factory and was overcome with a horrible feeling. The Rock started turning the wheel to take us down - we had to beat the water, see, because it was rising and would soon flood the entire world, so we wanted to get down to the floor of the city and see what we could do - and I panicked a little.

I said, "No, no something's off here...something's wrong..." and Jesse hit my shoulder and said, "Ya think?! Shut up!" I stopped talking, but we immediately were completely submerged, easily thirty feet below the surface, and none of us had any air tanks or anything like that. I don't really like being underwater for long periods of time, so I was getting really scared.

The Rock was gonna head off to find...something...and I said, "Wait, something's wrong, we have to do something!" He said he would be back soon and not to worry. Then he left. I looked around and saw that we were in a hallway: across from the platform we had been on, there was a doorway leading to a kitchen. On the left end of the hallway, it seemed to open into a living room.

On the right was an underwater hallway, made of glass (like the passageway tunnel things in BioShock). That was where The Rock was going. I tried to talk to the other guys. I couldn't really get words out, but the weird thing was, I kept taking deep breaths and not drowning. I felt the water rushing into my mouth, but it wouldn't go down my throat. I mean, yay! But weird.

And that's about when I woke up. Very strange dream, and very frightening for me.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My tweets

2012-01-29T21:22:00Z

Sat, 16:27: Guh, I could eat EVERYTHING right now. I had a salad and popcorn chicken and I'm still hungry. FUH.
Sat, 16:52: Well fuck, that's sad. #RotPotA
Sat, 17:04: This makes me wanna cry. http://t.co/5JOLx8eN
Sat, 17:15: When I'm stuck in LA traffic, as I'm sure I will be someday, I'm gonna blast my music to overrun the incessant horn honking.
Sat, 17:18: Writing for TV sounds like giving producers a piece of gum shaped like a fruit, them chewing it up and giving it back to you as mush.
Sat, 17:34: RT @MJMcKean: @nealbrennan Now I really want a milkshake. #WAYover30
Sat, 17:55: I'm just in one of those moods where fucking *everyone* is irritating the fuck out of me. I just wanna sleep.
Sat, 18:48: DAD'S PLAYING #MGS! THE FIRST ONE. SO EXCITED. \o/
Sat, 18:49: Took a shower. Feel a little better.
Sat, 18:57: Someday, Nick and I plan to buy an island in the Fox Islands and make a replica of Shadow Moses. #MGS

Sat, 19:14: I'm a teensy bit disappointed in #TheFinder. :3 It's just...I dunno...it's off...I hate that gypsy girl...it's just not great. :(
Sat, 19:24: THEY'RE TRANSPLANTS. #MGS #MGAWESOME
Sat, 21:37: Had a delicious dinner and watched #MGS a little longer, but now we're thinking of watching a movie. Not sure what, though.
Sat, 21:53: You guys, Clive Barker is so fucking attractive, holy shit.
Sat, 22:21: Ya know, horror film antagonists are all unkillable now, but they never used to be. I just realized that. #GoingtoPieces
Sat, 22:23: "Start thinking of ways to kill people." #Romero #GoingtoPieces
Sat, 22:28: Sean Cunningham is a cool dude. #GoingtoPieces
Sat, 22:30: The last-second scare is also a super common thing now, but was so original back in the 80s. Guh. #GoingtoPieces
Sat, 22:31: RT @aokarim: Definitive Lana Del Rey writeup by @sfj. Also, congrats, Ms Del Rey on becoming an utterly durable meme. http://t.co/BlCcDc ...
Sat, 23:00: God, people are stupid. #GoingtoPieces

Sat, 23:02: "It's responsibility and it starts in the home." Fuck. Yes. If you have a problem with something, IT'S YOUR PROBLEM. #GoingtoPieces
Sat, 23:05: I have heard this story about the origin of Nightmare so many times, but I cannot get enough of it. I love it so much. It's brilliant.
Sat, 23:07: THE NIGHTMARE SECTION. <3 #GoingtoPieces #NoES
Sat, 23:31: Guuuuuuuuuuuh, I love talking to Nick about #NoES. So fun. <3
Sun, 01:13: LOOOOOOOOOOOL. http://t.co/UWnvJOZW
Sun, 01:15: Never has someone looked so hot while eating cereal. http://t.co/FuMSLwtl
Sun, 01:19: Well fuck. http://t.co/O21fnDD0
Sun, 01:20: Watched the bro play #MGS2 for a bit. He got super pissed at the Vamp fight and stopped. I lol'd inside.
Sun, 01:22: Get in my pants, you delicious fucker. http://t.co/921Thn2s
Sun, 01:25: My fucking pants have a small hole in the crotch. Why the fuck do all my men's pants keep getting holes in 'em? Fuck.

Sun, 01:32: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR KEEN EYE TO WATCH MY SURE FOOT KICK YOUR SMART ASS?
Sun, 01:39: Too cute. http://t.co/bnpYtg1K
Sun, 01:40: HAHAHA. http://t.co/Xty4Pp56 #republicans
Sun, 01:44: How can one man be so awesome? http://t.co/WZObvfUr
Sun, 01:46: :'} KITTY. http://t.co/wtzfJvIs
Sun, 01:48: Oh my god, I cannot wait for my Nightmare-athon. I miss it so much, and seeing clips of it in Going to Pieces made me miss it more. :3
Sun, 01:51: GAY HITLER? LOL. http://t.co/z9hBIOSF
Sun, 01:53: NEIL. DEGRASSE. TYSON. Biggest badass in the fucking universe. http://t.co/spquAcmp
Sun, 01:57: Oh my god, the other day, my mom said she hates Brian Williams. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? He's so good-looking, IT HURTS. Come on.
Sun, 02:04: Can the Woman in Black commercials go away now, please? At least play during the day and STOP playing on Nick @ Nite.

Sun, 02:05: HANDSOME SON OF A BITCH, INDEED. http://t.co/FgRZgh6F
Sun, 02:11: SHIT I KEEP FORGETTING THAT STEPHEN AND JON ARE ON. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Sun, 02:17: RT @singlemama_cc: I heard my daughter’s name & have sex in the same sentence and all the blood drained from my head, http://t.co/r3eFDOXW
Sun, 02:23: Guh, I have to get to bed. Love you all, good night.
Sun, 12:29: Hey world. Had a weird night, but I can't remembered my dreams. But my throat hurts today and mom's back to being sick. Guh.
Sun, 12:30: RT @JoshMalina: Something funny and cleverly worded.
Sun, 12:31: @TheStevenWeber I'm sure you already know this, but: you're awesome.
Sun, 13:45: RT @JamesPMorrison: A Nook kiosk in the middle of Barnes and Noble is like an AA meeting in a crack den. It won't kill the obsession but ...
Sun, 14:02: This is so silly, Snake could easily put a bullet in Liquid's head and end this whole thing in a second. #MGS
Sun, 14:11: WOOHOO! @JamesPMorrison's edition of #Rapidfire is UP! http://t.co/HS9fGqEo

Sun, 14:26: @JamesPMorrison Thanks for the RT! <3
Sun, 14:41: UGH, one thing I fucking *HATE* about the first #MGS? Every time you die during the REX fight, you have to start over from the beginning.
Sun, 14:50: If you haven't subscribed to my newsletter, go here and scroll down a little bit to where it says, "Subscribe!": http://t.co/gF1A3WLA
Sun, 14:54: IT'S NO GOOD, I CAN'T DO IT. #MGS
Sun, 15:16: AWWWW, SNAKE. <3 #MGS
Sun, 15:29: "Where to, Snake?" "My real name is David, Otacon." "I'm Hal, Dave." "Oh, that's right. Hal. Hal and Dave. That's a good one." "Haha." #MGS
Sun, 15:34: If they make an #MGS movie and don't cast David Hayter as Snake, I will have lost all hope. http://t.co/9bmHr1Em
Sun, 15:40: Oh. My god. Gray Fox is Captain Bob. #MGS #Crashbox
Sun, 15:50: Yay! I got three new subscribers for my #BloodyPen newsletter! :D
Sun, 16:12: GOOD GIRL. JUST LIKE THAT. #MGS

Sun, 16:18: Time to watch Revolver Ocelot jerk off his Colt Single-Action Army. #MGS

My tweets

2012-01-28T19:08:26Z

Fri, 15:37: Holding my library book! XD http://t.co/4Hmi4Tx0
Fri, 19:35: @ezrafox Thanks for the follow!
Fri, 19:42: "400 PANTS!" BRING ME 400 PANTS, DAMN YOU. #Jeopardy!
Fri, 19:43: Made TWO cakes (a cheese and a regular), did dishes, and now we're FINALLY taking a break and watching TV.
Fri, 19:44: I'm gonna blow way more than I should on dinner and an #MGS download for the PS3.
Fri, 19:45: RT @3akShah: Taken 2 - Official release date here > http://t.co/jVSwUfoQ - retweet if you loved the first one & can't wait for this o ...
Fri, 19:46: HAPPY 47TH BIRTHDAY TO ALAN CUMMING! <3 @Alancumming
Fri, 19:48: ...Demi Moore didn't die, did she? Cuz no sites are saying she died... http://t.co/DMYQOiNz
Fri, 19:49: RT @anonops: SPREAD THE WORD #TwitterBlackout I will not tweet for the whole of January 28th due to the new twitter censor rule #Twitter ...
Fri, 19:50: Twitter. Stop it. http://t.co/HDdtSL04

Fri, 19:58: I just checked my sales and it says, "Units Refunded: 1." What the fuck does that mean? Someone returned a copy? It's fucking $0.99.
Fri, 19:59: I'm feeling very blah right now. Kind of in a shooting mood.
Fri, 20:01: So: 15 #ebooks sold out of 1000. There are still over 30 days to reach that total. Help me out, spread the word! http://t.co/BT2GtdX8
Fri, 20:03: WHY IS SAY YES TO THE DRESS ALL ATLANTA? WE WANT RANDY, GODDAMN IT.
Fri, 20:34: http://t.co/EwuFv1TB
Fri, 20:34: http://t.co/PeTg0ZTp
Fri, 20:46: http://t.co/OqANWq8B
Fri, 20:47: We're watching #Devil.
Fri, 20:50: Make some money for boning hot chicks! http://t.co/ADdxnkgG Srsly, who would turn that down?
Fri, 20:51: http://t.co/TwbUAYfy @TobyTurner

Fri, 20:56: The fam doesn't get that a movie is not just a movie. It's an experience. Talking during the movie ruins it. So shut. Up.
Fri, 21:20: Got a salad for dinner and it is delicious.
Fri, 21:20: RT @TheMarshallBell: @docsaico my shadow is always there
Fri, 21:21: RT @JeffAllenHammer: @docsaico @broketonystark @realdmk @Fassbender_Way can I get a rt? http://t.co/JHALzKWZ
Fri, 21:22: "Why don't you sit your creepy ass down?!" #Devil
Fri, 21:25: WHOA. That was gross. #Devil
Fri, 21:42: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit. #Devil
Fri, 21:43: Damn it, I knew that was gonna happen. :'( #Devil
Fri, 21:49: I THOUGHT THAT GUY LOOKED FAMILIAR! http://t.co/rNUAlVPY :D Man, now I wanna watch #24.
Fri, 21:53: YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING INSANE. #Devil

Fri, 22:01: "This guy killed four strangers and then his wife, trying to make it look like a serial killing." WTF?! #Devil
Fri, 22:06: I FUCKING KNEW IT, CRAZY BITCH. #Devil
Fri, 22:12: I'm surprised this got such bad reviews. It really wasn't that bad. I mean, it's not, like, amazing, but it's not horrible. #Devil
Fri, 22:18: Well, okay, the ending was rather predictable and not exactly lasting, but still. Not bad. #Devil
Fri, 22:18: RT @merddln333: ...ride or die...on my dick.
Fri, 22:24: Yes. I'm crazy. I fucking hate songs about murdering people. They upset me. Yes. I write horror stories. No. I can't explain it.
Fri, 23:01: Scheiss, I gotta take a shower. BRB.
Sat, 00:18: Can that Progressive savings guy come here and buy me a free tank of gas? Cuz that shit is expensive. #commercials
Sat, 00:25: I love Paul Rudd so much. #Friends
Sat, 00:47: "Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap." #Friends

Sat, 00:55: Guh, I love Hank Azaria, too. So much. He's so cute. :3 #Friends
Sat, 01:22: Fucknuggets, why am I still up? I've gotta get up tomorrow - it's mom's birthday! :D <3 Love you all, good night.
Sat, 02:03: These Dreams Go on When I Close My Eyes... http://t.co/vsSW4IN0
Sat, 09:02: MORNING. IT'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY! <3 We're going out today, of course. :] Be back latah!
Sat, 13:33: Went to the 1st Annual Chili Bowl and got some gorgeous handmade clay bowls, then bopped around town for a bit. :]
Sat, 13:33: Now, we're just gonna chillax.
Sat, 13:58: WANNA WISH MY MOM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY? https://t.co/OxP6GRhp She'd love it. :}
Sat, 13:59: I am quite concerned. http://t.co/qAN1Tmzb
Sat, 14:04: So goddamn, tweeple, what're YOU doing on this fine Sadurday?

These Dreams Go on When I Close My Eyes...

2012-01-28T07:03:41Z

Hello people!

Well. It's been a while. I suck.

I'm detailing a dream here. It was long and I don't want to forget it. First, I don't know where it was in the dream, but I was on my computer and desperately wanted to watch porn. But I couldn't, cuz my family was nearby, and it, like, really annoyed me, LOL. *shakes head* Anywho, onto the main part of the dream.

I had this weird handgun that could shoot music. It's so hard to explain, but basically, it would shoot a song sort of like an injection...I was driving down the highway with my bro in a tiny car, much like the Urkel car, and shooting songs at this cop who was following us, but wasn't signaling us to pull over. I figured the songs would distract him. So I kept shooting them through his windshield.

Nothing was damaged, I can't explain it...it was like it was transmitted through the glass or something. Guh, anyway, I kept swerving all over the place and finally pulled off into this round-about. Which was totally packed and at a stand-still. See, the fam and I were moving to LA. I was driving with Nick, mom and dad were driving in dad's car with the pets, and the cop was following me.

Mom's car was in there somewhere, and I remember thinking, "Oh, god, this round-about is the halfway point and I'm gonna have to come back here and get mom's car." But I dunno why...or...yeah, confusing. I went to the cop's car (he had gone into a convenience store) and shot another song into his car, but this time, I shot twice, and a bullet came out with the second shot.

It made a dent in his front fender and a trucker nearby started laughing. The cop ran out and saw what happened and freaked out. He started chasing me around the car, so I ran back to my car and seemed to lose him. For some reason, bro and I thought we should try to take the cop's car, but it was so tiny and so fucking small, we couldn't get it moving, so we went back to my car.

I remembered that Taco (our dog) was in the van and mom and dad had left him in there while they got food. I mentioned that we should probably get him and take him out, and Nick agreed. I grabbed Taco from the van and Nick watched him run around, then we put him in the "trunk" of my car, which was really just a big door on the back of it. It was a seriously small car.

We kept on driving and finally arrived at this huge, beautiful house. It was ours. I told Nick he should wait in the car for mom and dad to get there, but that I wanted to go into the house and take a shower. He said okay, so I went and took my shower. The house was so fucking gorgeous on the inside. It was a new build and had hardwood floors and an open layout. So pretty.

I wrapped a towel around me and decided that I should feed Taco, so I poured dog food into a bowl on the floor, both of which were already there, somehow, even though the rest of the house was empty. I went outside in my towel, went down the steps, then immediately tripped and fell on the gravel walkway, scraping up my arms. Nick got out of the car and walked towards me.

The car was kinda far away, but he got there rather quickly. I had to fix my towel, which I did before he got there. He looked at my arms, then the glass door on the front of the house and said, "Are your hand bloody?" I looked at my hands and said, "No, they're fine, why?" He said, "Oh, just cuz there's bloody handprints on the front door. It must've been Matt - he had an accident."

I looked at the door and saw one clear handprint, then a couple of smeared prints around it. I got up and asked what Nick was talking about. He said that Matt - a guy I worked with when I was a receptionist at the repo place last year - had gone out four-wheeling or something like that and he fell and cut up his hands and arms. I started walking back towards the car with Nick.

Then Matt and teh rents appeared, walking along the gravel driveway with us. I looked at Matt's arms and they were pretty bad. Then I looked at my arms and noticed that I had some small cuts, too. They weren't as bad at Matt's, but they were bleeding. And that's when I woke up. It was interesting. Also, the other night, I had a dream about RDJ.

I was working at an awards show (I wanna say The Golden Globes...) and went backstage, where I saw RDJ standing around, drinking and talking to one of the cameramen. Nick was working with me, so he and I were manning a cart of awards and we stopped to chat with RDJ. Nick was all level-headed and cool but I was a total dork and super giggly.

I mean, I wasn't horrible, but I was kinda silly, which made me a touch embarassed. I asked him for a picture or something and he rolled his eyes a little, then laughed and agreed. Then, I had to run off to another part of the building and I got lost. Then I woke up. *shakes head*

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Мои твиты

2012-01-24T17:31:34Z

Пн, 12:34: Almost with the #school assignment! \o/
Пн, 13:08: Gotta take the bro to #school, finishing the assignment in the car (doesn't need internet! Yay!). Be back in a few.
Пн, 16:49: Home! With coffee! Finished my assignment and now I'm gonna watch Nick play.
Пн, 18:46: Back (again)! Watching #CupcakeWars with teh rents. I've coughed myself into a massive headache.
Пн, 18:47: "Simply...I LOVE @TheStevenWeber." Me too! http://t.co/ue4GTvAN Now if I could just get him in my living room... @vickiabelson
Пн, 18:49: SOMEDAY. http://t.co/x6t35uL3
Пн, 18:55: OH HEY GUESS WHAT?! From Blood & Brain is officially available at my local library! :D https://t.co/9cuTuDJO
Пн, 19:08: "Internship" is just a fancy way of saying, "you're gonna get coffee for important people and not get paid for it."
Пн, 19:16: TOTAL #ebook SALES: 15. Still got 38 days to reach my 1000 sales goal! http://t.co/BT2GtdX8
Пн, 19:25: Okay, TV tonight: Who's Still Standing (#WSS), #Alcatraz and #Castle, yeah? Anything off? I can't remember...

Пн, 19:34: Come on, now, guys. I know some of you want to move to Cali. If you want to room with me, lemme know.
Пн, 19:36: OOH I WANT TO PLAY POKER AND CHESS. #Jeopardy!
Пн, 19:46: Mom calls Daily Doubles, "audio-video-daily-oh-double-ohs." #Jeopardy! #momquotes #random
Пн, 20:01: This is the most bizarre listing I have ever seen. #XBOX #gamers http://t.co/PW922qIQ
Пн, 20:01: WHO'S STILL STANDING, BITCHES!
Пн, 20:04: THIS GUY'S NAME IS FREDDY. I hope someone here is named Jason, so Ben will say, "IT'S FREDDY VS JASON." #NoES #WSS
Пн, 20:05: I would've said, "The Goddamn Batman," censored or not. #WSS
Пн, 20:15: Wanna get married and have a kid? BITCH, DO IT ON TV. http://t.co/ZZsAyTAF
Пн, 20:17: "All right, I've called you a serial killer, what do you ACTUALLY do?" #WSS
Пн, 20:21: God, mom's annoying sometimes. She just took credit for one of my writing ideas, and now she's calling me senile for thinking it's mine.

Пн, 20:22: Trust me, mother, I KNOW it's my idea. I know the exact moment I thought of it, and I can show you the fucking tweet it came from.
Пн, 20:36: "I'M READY FOR FREDDY." I hope that guy was referencing #NoES. #WSS
Пн, 20:47: http://t.co/oTpmtHUL
Пн, 20:53: COME ON FREDDY, STAY. #WSS
Пн, 20:54: YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU CUNTBALL. YOU HAD FOUR PASSES, STILL. YOU COULD'VE WON, YOU FUCKER. #WSS
Пн, 21:18: I'm really excited about my book being at the library. :3 I'm gonna have to get some more print copies for them...
Пн, 22:45: Watching Nick play #MGS2!
Пн, 23:14: Awwww, poor bro is SO tired, he can't play any longer. Watching #Friends now. :]
Вт, 00:01: http://t.co/0NvGsxSJ
Вт, 00:23: You guys. It's @phillamarr's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIR!

Вт, 00:34: http://t.co/xAWU8Tyz
Вт, 00:50: @jamieaiken919 Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit http://t.co/rjvFit57
Вт, 00:51: Took this pic today and I liked it. Crazy eyebrows (see, they're FINALLY even after years of tweaking). http://t.co/KvtWDacF
Вт, 01:00: Holy shit. Who'da thought I'd think McCain was sweet? http://t.co/3RHpGv1L
Вт, 01:03: Well, mom doesn't want me to get the chain tattoo from #BioShock, so I decided to make a clay chain bracelet, instead.
Вт, 01:05: Still gonna get a #BioShock tattoo, it's just gonna be something different.
Вт, 01:05: Phoebe's boyfriends: Hank Azaria, Charlie Sheen, Steve Zahn, Sean Penn. Hmm... #Friends
Вт, 01:06: HOLY CUSS. http://t.co/ngLJI9T2
Вт, 01:07: http://t.co/TCyAhALn
Вт, 01:07: Wow, I am tweeting the most random shit EVER right now. Maybe that's a sign that I should go the fuck to bed?

Вт, 01:09: You guys are fucking lovely. <3
Вт, 01:12: Is it weird that I play the drums on my boobs?
Вт, 01:41: Hey! Buy my #ebooks! http://t.co/BT2GtdX8 #boobs http://t.co/icN43lib
Вт, 01:44: Bedtime, nuggets! Love ya! G'night!
Вт, 11:11: A face in the snow outside my window. #thewomaninblack http://t.co/R6zRJTA8
Вт, 11:25: RT @TwoPaddocks: @vickiabelson Who let @TheStevenWeber loose in that room ? Short answer - okay .
Вт, 11:25: Watching #Jennifer8 with LANCE HENRIKSEN, BABY. Also, good morning!
Вт, 11:26: "Don't annoy me, Travis." Oh, Lance. <3 #Jennifer8
Вт, 11:33: Hey! Buy my #ebooks! http://t.co/BT2GtdX8 #boobs http://t.co/icN43lib
Вт, 11:44: Lance just said, "find yourself a farmer's daughter with nice big fucking tits." It's weird. #Jennifer8

Вт, 11:50: I gotta get a @TheMarshallBell fix. And a Freddy one. It's been far too long. I'll have to squeeze in a Nightmare or two.
Вт, 11:54: (about Lance) "He has such a potty mouth." #momquotes #Jennifer8
Вт, 11:56: RT @GroovyBruce: “@thesmv: I'm 27 & my husband is 31. What can u say to him of my attraction to you, a much older man” #olderguysRhot h ...
Вт, 12:01: Did I fucking miss Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy? I'm gonna shoot somebody if that fucking movie didn't come to any of our theaters.
Вт, 12:19: I had a #dream that we were watching a movie about an evil snowman. There was something about me making jewelry...
Вт, 12:19: Lance, take off your stupid hat. #Jennifer8
Вт, 12:25: So, jury duty is this Thursday at 9:00.