My tweets

Sat, 17:04: RT @Kyle_Lippert: Twitter is so dead on the weekends that it might as well develop a crack habit and sing 'I Will Always Love You' whene ...
Sat, 17:08: Applied for a few jobs with the bro, feeling a touch stressed, mom suggested a bath. See you in an hour.
Sat, 18:02: Fell asleep in the tub, had a dirty dream involving @TheStevenWeber, and now I must watch porn. #TMItime
Sat, 18:06: RT @funnyjustin: @docsaico your twitter updates make my house smell like cinnamon and bullets. Don't ever stop.
Sat, 18:22: <3 porn.
Sat, 22:07: I dunno why, but the way they say "Lego Friends" on that commercial just sounds like, "Flavor Flav" to me...
Sat, 22:07: Watched bro play #MGS3 and original Metal Gear for a while, had spaghetti for dinner and now...I dunno?
Sat, 22:13: RT @PapaZBear: I want @Michael_Rooker to play every bad guy in every movie from now on forever.
Sat, 22:20: Goddamn, my internet is being a cunthole.
Sat, 22:34: RT @stephfredricks: @robdelaney Speaking as a velociraptor, yes.

Sat, 22:35: FINALLY. A #commercial where the WOMAN is the one spilling shit all over the place.
Sat, 22:35: Oh shit, #HungerGames commercial. Haven't read it, but mom *loves* these books.
Sat, 22:38: RT @JamesPMorrison: @stephfredricks It's been taxing without you.
Sat, 22:39: "I don't get guys; I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by grabbing her boob." #Friends
Sat, 23:16: Bro's gonna play some more #MGS, so I'm heading back to his room.
Sun, 00:57: Church Group: "Would you like to donate to our church." Bro: "No, thanks, I worship Satan." *walks away* #broquotes
Sun, 01:50: RT @CrazedinNYC: The book should have been called: Women are from Hearts & Men are from Penis. Maybe I'll start writing it tonight.
Sun, 01:50: Nick got all the dog tags, beat #MGS2 again...and we found out he has to play through at least twice more to get the stealth. #fuckthat
Sun, 01:51: I'm all depressed now, lol. We wasted almost three hours on that, tonight. *sigh*
Sun, 01:54: What a Thrill... http://t.co/bWuTaTqX

Sun, 01:56: I've been up way longer than I should have tonight. Gotten nothing done and feeling like I'm getting sick, AGAIN.
Sun, 01:57: It's really time for bed. Love you all, good night.
Sun, 10:37: Morning world. Pretty sure I have the cold my boss brought to #work. Great. Gonna #write today, put up the next #Rapidfire...

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