Jokes

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says “You guys need to learn your limits.”

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We don’t allow neutrinos in here, said the bartender.

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into a bar.