Peter

Who needs restylane injections,

2006-12-13T01:50:36Z

When you can fall down the stairs, bite through your lip and get the same results for free?

You bastards.

2006-10-01T14:18:08Z

I die too often in my dreams. So for I've been:

In a car crash.
Shot in the head.
Eaten alive by zombies.
Diagnosed with lung cancer.
Pushed off a building.
Stabbed.

It really sucks.

discostalin @ 2006-09-27T17:05:00

2006-09-27T21:06:35Z

Instead of going to class, I decided to play world of warcraft for five hours.

this game ruins lives.

discostalin @ 2006-08-09T12:54:00

2006-08-09T17:01:45Z

Ugh, I just made a $450 payment on my credit card, it's depressing to see all that money go.

Then I got a few packages in the mail, and then I felt a little better. (ok a lot better, lawls.)

My beloved Tetris watch broke, it cracked and all the liquid crystal started to ooze out. RIP TETRIS WATCH.

PUPPY HELP: Henry is constantly barking, he does it to spite us all. Any tips to keep his barking to a minimum?

Yawn.

2006-08-08T16:16:15Z

World of Warcraft is down for maintenance, so I might as well kill some time...

Henry is getting pretty huge. He's already 40 pounds. He's been really good, but he barks all the damn time.

My computer crashed on the day I wanted to back up all my data on my new external hard drive. I lost 3 years worth of data (my music! my work! my pictures!). I do enjoy the irony of it all.

I turned 20 a couple days ago, I invited everyone out to dinner and then we went to lazerquest. Everyone does the "let's go to a bar downtown and lets get really drunk" I wanted to do something that was different and age inappropriate. Everyone had fun, I rock and planning crap.

I booked a cramping trip at Bon Echo park. The park looks gorgeous on the website, I really hope it looks that nice when we get there. Since my friends and I all work at the same place, trying to get 4 out of the 6 staff members gone for the weekend will be a pretty hefty task. So, I told the assistant manager that, all 4 of us need the time off, and she was all "Shit, I need that weekend off too!" so, 5 out of the 6 staff will be unavialble that weekend. So, the assistant manager said that she will tell the manager about the whole situation and everything should be dandy.

The next day I get to work and the manager calls, this is how the conversation went

Peter: "Hello?"
Manager: "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"
Peter: "What did I do wrong now, dude?"
Manager: "TAKING ALL MY STAFF FOR THE WEEKEND! YOU SHIT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?"
Peter: "Uhh.. because I want everyone to have a good fun filled weekend? I mean-"
Manager "DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THE BUSINESS?"
Peter: "Of course, I think about it all the time!"
Manager: "YOU'RE GONNA HANG UP, BLAH BLAH LOTS OF YELLING BLAH BLAH"
Peter: "Uhhh..."
Manager: "Ha ha! Don't worry about it Pete, you guys can have that weekend."
Peter: "....thank you?"

I really love my job, everyone is so crazy.

I love eBay.

2006-08-08T01:04:51Z

Where else can I get a brand new pair of premium dunks for under $75?

discostalin @ 2006-07-23T20:58:00

2006-07-24T00:57:35Z

Matt stop lurking my motherufking lj.

I'm always behind.

2006-07-17T19:19:17Z

I'm filling out my passport application, I know it's crazy.

I've been alive for 20 years and I never really left the country. That's all going to change very very soon.

(ps eBay is so fucking addicting)

discostalin @ 2006-06-29T12:19:00

2006-06-29T16:21:31Z

My Mastercard finally came in the mail today.

It's like Christmas, really.

My life in the past last two weeks.

2006-05-31T03:10:34Z

Oh god, so much stuff happened in the past couple of weeks and it’s actually somewhat interesting.

So, work is hilarious. Refilling ink cartridges isn’t as interesting as, let’s say… being a tomb raider or something, but it does provide some amusement during my ridiculously short shift. Because since its summer and everything is slowing down, people’s desire for cartridge refills is pretty low, so I decided to install some NES games onto the computer, so most of my shifts entail playing lots of Super Mario Bros. 3, drinking loose leaf iced tea, and refilling a cartridge here and there. This is probably the best Job I’ve ever had. The manager is always gone and I work with friends, how awesome is that?

So, I finally got the puppy! His Name is Henry and he’s the cutest thing ever. Since he has no tail, so when he’s happy he shakes his bum, Henry is serious business when it comes to being adorable.

Last Thursday, Victoria and I went to Toronto’s Scientology Centre to take their personality test, I was extremely apprehensive at first because the personality test is extremely long, and I’m afraid that I’d be kidnapped and be a human sacrifice for Tom Cruise. The test came in three parts: Part one consisted of 200 questions and consisted on your beliefs and measured your personality traits. Part two was just a basic 86 question “IQ test” that measured your academic ability. Part Three as another IQ test that had a time limit of 5 minutes.

Here are my Results.

The biggest surprise was that I was 99% unstable. I think if freaked out the scientologist dude as well. I would have asked him about his stance of psychology and medication, but I was there for over two hours and my capacity for asking intelligent questions were next to nothing and I didn’t feel like taking out my anger at a small, timid, middle aged man.

Lesson of the Day: Scientology isn’t so bad, but I’m sure it gets crazier once you get into it.

Last Saturday = Anime North I’m only going to say that was absolutely nuts and it’s deserves it’s own post. But I’m going to tease you with this.

You, are a white kitten, and you... are a panda.

2006-05-19T03:04:10Z

Victoria and I, risked our lives and wallets to go where no non-nerd has gone before, an anime-con! Armed with only digital cameras this is our fantastic story.

As soon as we got there, there was some creepy love fest going on, my first impulse was to take a picture and hope I didn't catch some from of rabies.

For some reason there was a whole ass load of gay anime porn, all the explicit stuff was saran wrapped, probably to reduce fluid stains. To my surprise they didn't have any tentacle porn, or robot porn. Drat.

But they did have erotic action figures a plenty.

This is the man who probably bought all those erotic action figures. He called himself "Pimp Master Miroku" but his co-workers call him "Dave the creepy IT guy"

The cutest Link ever! She was totally creeped out by me wanting to snap a picture.

These two girls were adorable, while not aesthetically, but when I asked them for a picture they had PREPREPARD POSES! So cute!

This didn't look so bad in person, but my god, my digital camera shows no mercy. She didn't say she was any character in general, but Victoria says "Nurse Joy" from Pokemon.

I can see it. You have a good point there Victoria!

Scaucy! I didn't know who he was supposed to be, but my anime knowledge and wikipeida leads to me to beleive he is trying to be her:

Lawls!

This vendor was so charming! It was like I was in Japan, and not in the basement of the Metro Toronto Convetntion center.

These ladies made my night, they were made out of fangirl magic. "Vincent" (the girl in the red) for some reason had reflectors as an embelleshment on the cape and it made for an added lollery bonus. When they asked me if I wanted a "Yahweh" photo, I replied "Uhhh.. yeah. Awesome"

And they gave me this. Fangirl on Fangirl action isn't what I thought the incarnation of Jewish Lord is supposed to be like.

After mastering the art of fine conversation and dance, jedi geisha has mastered that art of the force and now is an intergalactic rebel fighter.

I don't know how to caption this? But vampire hunting nuns don't wear uggs ya'll!

The baggy jeans really complement whatever she's wearing as a shirt.

Tyra Banks would be proud of the friece faces, work it girls!

Next week, Me and Victoria are going to Anime North next week. We're going to dress up as ninjas.
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Update Update Update

2006-04-29T03:27:20Z

Oh man, it's been too long, livejournal. It's been too long.

I'm finally done school, the last semester has been really shitty. I'm glad it's over. I'm really not happy at Sheridan, I'll probably transfer to UofT if I'm not content with the school this time next year.

I got a job, YES! I'm also going to get $300 from my tax refund. Money makes me happy.

22 more days untill I get my puppy. We're still thinking of a name for it, my Dad is agianst Pacha. That makes me sad.

discostalin @ 2006-02-26T17:48:00

2006-02-26T22:53:42Z

I like to think that the keyboardist of The New Porngraphers has a crush on me.

We made eye contact, like 10 million times.

IS THIS LOVE? Or gas?

Herpes > My Saturday

2006-02-19T05:51:59Z

Tonight was probably the most crappiest night of my life. Remind me never to go to:

Shitty Shows.

Busy, Smelly, Noisy Bars.

Ever agian.

THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO: TOP MODEL 6! OF MONTREAL! PUPPY!

I can't wait untill she has a boyfriend.

2006-02-15T02:50:23Z

My little sister reads Fanfiction.

Gilmore Girls Fanfiction.

I'm kinda surprised, she's always obsesses over "House"

Holy Fuck, the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs material blows me away

EVEN BETTER NEWS.

2006-02-06T21:51:32Z

We found a breeder.

The litter will be born somtime in March, so the puppies will be ready for us in May. HOLY CRAP.

GOOD NEWS

2006-02-05T05:42:32Z

The family has finally agreed on what kind of dog that we're going to get:

We're looking for good breeders and we're hoping to get a pup by spring. If we get a boy, it's going to be named "Pacha" and if we get a girl it's going to be named "Waffle"

I couldn't be happier.

Ex Smoker x Internet Addtict + Broken Van = Oh, Fuck.

2006-02-04T18:56:34Z

Pushing a van up a hill is something I never want to do agian.

Drunk Blogging pt 1.

2006-01-28T05:34:13Z

Drunk blogging is almost like drunk calling but more modern (and because I don't have a cell phone i.e. stopped paying for it)

I have nothing really interesting to say but:

WHY DID CANADA VOTE CONSERVIATIVE?

I know that you guys are sick of the Liberals and crap, but that's what the NDP is for.

Fuck, I'm allowed to complain because I voted Green.

Because I'm not ready to go to sleep yet.

2006-01-22T07:06:52Z

1) Fifth grade teacher's name: Ms. Shear

2) Last words you said: "G'night!"

3) Last song you sang: "My Humps" (I never sing songs I enjoy, I just do because it's the lolz)

4) Last person you hugged: Diane

5) Last time you cried: When Spot passed away.

6) Last time you said I don't remember: Probably today.

7) Last person you had a fight with: Not really sure, I argue with everyone, but I never "fight"

8) Are you still fighting with them: No?

9) What color socks are you wearing: White.

10) What's under you bed right now: Liqour.

11) What time did you wake up today: 10am

12) Current taste: Peppermint Gum

13) Current hair color: Brown

14) Current favorite band: The Mountain Goats.

15) Current annoyance: Current Income

16) Current longing to see: Spot :(

17) Current desktop background: It's a picture?

18) Current worry: Not getting job, so I wouldn't be able to go to Coachella.

19) Current hate: Not sure?

20) Current favorite article of clothing: T-Shirts

21) Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: Legs.

22) Last CD that you listened to: Mountain Goats: The Sunset Tree

23) Favorite place to be: My room

24) Least favorite place: On the bus.

25) Time you wake up in the morning: Depends on what time class starts

26) Time you get home from school: 11am-7pm.

27) Favorite color: Green

28) Do you believe in an afterlife: Not really, I just don't want to be a zombie.

29) Do you believe in God: Hell naw.

30) Current favorite word/ saying: Cocksuckingdykeface..

32) Favorite season: Spring

33) One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Grandpa Jan.

34) Have you ever wanted to fool around with "just a friend": That's almost like incest.

35) Where do you want to go for college: I'm never happy where I am anyway.

36) What is your career type going to be: Not sure really, I just want to be happy. (that means rich)

37) How many kids do you want: I always wanted to adopt a kid from russia.

38) Been really really drunk: Yes.

39) Said "I love you" and meant it: Yeah.

40) Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird.etc?: Never!

41) Been to New York: No

42) Been to Florida: No

43) Been to California: No

44) Been to Hawaii: No

45) Been to Mexico: No

46) Been to China: No

47) Been to France: No

48) Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: Nothing crazy, but stuff happened in dreams that mirrored real life events.

49) Have you ever made out with anyone who didn't speak ANY English? No

52) Do you have a crush on someone: Like, everyone.

54) Worst feeling in the world? When everyone is online on MSN and no one talks to you.

55) What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning: "Fucking! I'm late!"

56) How many rings before you answer the phone: Around four.

57) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No

68) What are you most scared of: Being eaten alive by zombies.

70) Who is the last person that called you: Matt(hew) I think.

71) Where do you want to get married: I just want to get the documents, so... In a civic building?

72) If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: I have freckles on one foot, no where else, just that one foot. ALL OR NOTHING BODY. COME ON.

73) Who do you hate: Christain Fundalmentalists.

74) Been In Love: Eh.

75) Are you timely or always late: I'm known for being late.

76) Do you have pets : Ouch, internet survey. Ouch.

77) Do you like being around people: I LOVE PEOPLE.

78) Best feeling in the world: WHEN YOU LOG INTO MYPSPACE AND YOU HAVE TONS OF NEW PICTURE COMMENTS.

79) Are you for world peace: Sure! Violence and bad international relations is NO GOOD!

80) Are you a health freak: Sometimes, I should be.

81) Do you have a "Type" of person you always go for?: Not really. Is "SUPER SEXY" a "type"? Then yes? I don't know.

84) Ever afraid you'll never get married: No.

85) Do you want to get married: Sure, but know weddings. Damnit, I hate weddings.

86) Do you want kids: Oh man, I want to raise awesome kids.

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU..

87) Cried: No

88) Bought Something: Brithday presents!

89) Gotten Sick: Yes *sniffle*

90) Sang: Hell yeah.

91) Said I Love You: Probably to an inatmate object.

92) Wanted To Tell Someone You Liked them?: Don't think so.

93) Met Someone: ...Yes. I think so, I meet new people all the time!

95) Talked To Someone: Yes? What am I, a recluse?

96) Had A Serious Talk: I'm not serious, ever.

97) Missed Someone: My dog. goddamn.

98) Hugged Someone: Yes.

99) Yelled at Someone: No

100) Wished on a star: I made a wish, but not on a star.

"What I lack in experience, I make up for in awesome" - Me at a Job interveiw for a t-shirt kiosk.

2006-01-20T03:32:29Z

I might be going to Coachella this year. This excites me.

NOW I NEED EMPLOYMENT. Because I don't think my parents will help pay for this adventure </spoiled>

It would have been better with the "O RLY" owl though.

2006-01-16T20:55:01Z

I can't wait to find this in my mailbox.

Never before had a t-shirt articulate who I am so effectively.

I didn't get a second follow-up correspondence from MuchMusic, I'm assuming that I wont be on Canadian reality television, that's ok, I'd rather not miss the new season of 24.

Revelations.

2006-01-15T20:10:07Z

I have never eaten a Big Mac.

Peter never really paid attention in High School anyway.

2006-01-12T23:21:21Z

So I was at the bus stop and some random dude starts talking to me. Apparently we went to the same high school.

DUDE, I DON'T KNOW YOU. LEAVE ME ALONE. So I did what I do best, gave the coldest shoulder ever. It was like the second Ice Age.

Also: I love my iPod.

Peter also misses Janice Dickenson on America's Next Top Model

2006-01-12T02:12:51Z

"Do you miss me?"

I hate having to answer that question. The answer is usually no.

The things I currently miss are: My dog, and (having) disposable income.