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Devil Piglet
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The sun beat down oppressively over the Los Angeles smogline. Piglet swore as she navigated the snarling maze of Hollywood Boulevard traffic. She was about to make one final turn - a left at the Angelyne billboard - when! She was suddenly struck to her bacon-y core as the knowing strains of 'The Glamorous Life' pierced her stereo, and her heart: She wears a long fur coat of mink Even in the summer time Everybody knows from the coy little wink The girl's got a lot on her mind She's got big thoughts, big dreams And a big brown Mercedes sedan What I think this girl She really wants is to be in love with a man She wants to lead the Glamorous Life She don't need a man's touch She wants to lead the Glamorous Life Without love It ain't much She saw him standing in the section marked If-You-Have-to-Ask-You-Can't-Afford-It lingerie She threw him bread and said, Make me scream In the dark what could he say Boys with small talk and small minds Really don't impress me in bed She said, I need a man's man, baby Diamonds and furs Love would only conquer my head She wants to lead the Glamorous Life She don't need a man's touch She wants to lead the Glamorous Life Without love It ain't much They made haste in the brown sedan They drove to 55 Secret Street They made love and by the seventh wave She knew she had a problem She thought, Real love is real scary Money only pays the rent Love is forever That's all your life Love is heaven-sent It's glamorous DP had always appreciated Sheila E.'s brilliance and 1980s fashion-forward joie de vivre. But she'd never before realized just how well Sheila understood her. Understood - and challenged her. Was it possible that beyond Piglet's seemingly idyllic existence of malocchio, kung fu fighting, Gran Turismo, red silk brocade Mary Janes, and raw cookie dough, there was something...more? Hard to imagine - DP is, after all, a Scorpio. But as day after deep-fried day passed, the truth was impossible to deny. Sheila E. knew where Devil Piglet lived, and it wasn't in a studio apartment above the not-yet-constructed Kodak Theater. No, Piglet lived at 55 Secret Street. The truth was that, besides glamour, what she really wanted was to be loved. And then, one day, she was.
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