I find myself curious..

First, go read this Surviving the World comic (SFW, image set).

I think this is an interesting idea. How would you rate me? How would you rate yourself? Would you like others to rate you - say so, and I'll allow anon commenting. Attacks or just plain being unkind will be frozen and dealt with. Anon comments will be screened and I will unscreen them.

On a 0-4 scale, how would you rate (in order):

Toxicity (Self-Destructiveness)
Flammability (Hotness)
Reactivity (Romanticity)
Personal Protection (Health Status)

FWIW, I rated myself 0,2,2,1 and have been told I'm wrong, it's more like 0,3|4,3,1.