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THERE IS NO NEED TO ASK ME IF YOU CAN ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST. YOU CAN. when asked, "what do you do?", I say: I'm a photographer and a fire spinner. I play a didgeridoo, take a french class. I do tumbling and trampoline and play in a volleyball league. I host a monthly art gallery at my house. invariably, people look a little confused and tell me they meant my occupation for money. I ask them if that's what they really want to talk about... if you know who theodor geisel is, email me. that makes you cool. email me anyway. I like strangers. my apartment is named rue moutarde. my monthly art gallery is named gallery moutarde. my mustard refrigerator is named frigo moutarde. I've never had a cavity. I don't get sick. I'm not allergic to anything. I've never gotten a brain freeze (though I've tried). I don't get headaches. but my shoulder dislocates from time to time. I always wear mis-matched socks. I play sgt luther robinson in rainbow carnage, a rocky horror shadowcast style live production of hedwig and the angry inch. I take a lot of pictures. I chew a lot of gum. I have over 90 containers of mustard in my fridge. I travel a lot. particularly to new york and france. I have a subscription to the weekly world news. I don't capitalize when I type. except for I. I really don't know why I capitalize I. I don't do it consciously. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I have never been accosted to buy girl scout cookies. to the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal "a person should not believe in an ism. he should believe in himself. I quote john lennon, 'I don't believe in beatles. I just believe in me.' a good point there. after all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus." "there is nothing we won't try. never heard the word impossible. this time, there's no stopping us." about me, others have said: "Your livejournal entries exhaust me. :)" "Seriously, check out dan501, he's a bohemian super human." "you probably have the best life ever and can talk about having the best life ever in a way which doesn't make people who don't have the best lives ever want to strangle you!" "your journal turns out to be LJ disney world!" "I can't imagine you NOT making an impression... your appearance is oft times noteworthy enough to make an impression all by itself." "you make my pink parts all slidey" "Reading your entries reminds of reading pop-up books when I was a kid. Every new link is an adventure, just like turning the pages of a pop-up book." I live by very few specific rules. here's one of them: if one person buys another person dinner and a movie, the second person is obligated to put out. lunch and a movie doesn't count. dinner and a play doesn't count. it's only dinner and a movie. If one party pays for their own dinner or their own movie, it doesn't count. this rule must have been explicitly explained to the obligated party before the date. while there is no need to ask me if you can add me as a friend, a comment telling me who are is neato. I'd particularly like it if you tell me what picture(s) I made or what I wrote that made you want to add me. however, nothing of the sort is required. if you want to just read, just read. if you want to add me, add me. if you'd like to comment, that'd be swell. in the past, it was not unlikely that I would not add you back. in the past, the way to get me to add you was to write interesting comments in my journal that are so amazing that I am compelled to go check out your journal and consume every word you write. still do that. feel free to IM me. but when you do, say something more identifying than hello. I get a ton of spam IM and I don't respond to "hello." hello, this is lj user=nottryingtosellyouanything works fine. I keep my IM set to "online" all the time - even when I'm not here. if you IM me and I don't IM you back, it means either you just said hello or that I'm not here. as I can only list 150 interests, I have been forced to start juggling interests as I become interested in new things. behold the list of ditched interests which I've erased in favor of new ones (started keeping track 8/8/02) sir strawberry figuring out vanity plates less than jake boggle indian food penn and teller don't even know 'er fu-schnickens vegetarianism (9/7/02) old metallica (9/7/02) writters (9/7/02) john irving (9/7/02) mtx (9/7/02) (I kept Mr T Experience) snow skiing (9/7/02) quick like a bunny (9/7/02) the count's kid (9/7/02) sex (9/7/02) (note - I still like sex) epithets (9/7/02) isaac and ishmael's (9/14/02) taking too many pictures (9/25/02) midget and a pony (9/25/02) ender wiggin (9/25/02) camel cigarette packages (9/25/02) superchicken (9/28/02) james jesterton (9/30/02) outlaws (9/30/02) scruffy looking nerf herders (10/3/02) single entendre theatre (10/4/02) deadpan (10/4/02) 80s (10/7/02) ends of the bread (10/7/02) one hit wonders (10/7/02) rollercoasters (10/7/02) (kept roller coasters) roald dahl (10/7/02) helter skelter (10/10/02) fortunes (10/17/02) water with no ice (10/17/02 (kept no ice) jeunet (10/21/02) yum (11/6/02) interests (11/8/02) saying yes (11/11/02) baby jesus (12/25/02) burning tree (1/5/03) gnomeo and juliet (1/5/03) the bfg (1/5/03) the moldy peaches (1/5/03) eskimo (1/5/03) (note - eskimo, not eskimos. though I like those too) peeps (1/5/03) triple entendre (1/5/03) balsamic vinegar (1/21/03) dude (1/24/03) running through sprinklers (2/24/03) uzis floozies and jacuzzies (2/24/03) converse high-tops (3/28/03) (I left converse, chuck taylors) supermarket samples (3/28/03) peachfish (4/3/03) placebo pills (4/18/03) (I left placebos) the smell of fixer (4/18/03) ass licking boy whores (4/29/03) open mindedness (4/29/03) (left open minds) whachoo talkin' 'bout willis (5/2/03) adversely affecting vaginal integrity (5/15/03) pale girls (5/20/03) conversation hearts (6/10/03) girlie drinks (6/10/03) jones soda (6/10/03) mr. t experience (6/10/03) using hats as megaphones (6/10/03) bricka bracka fire cracka (6/16/03) they might be giants (6/16/03) hippie bankers (6/16/03) lsd (6/16/03) carrot cake frosting (6/28/03) big chunks of granola (7/2/03) defer (7/10/03) long stares into the_fridge (7/10/03) singing like olive oyl (7/10/03) throws of passion (7/10/03) travel sizes (7/10/03) cover songs (7/13/03) digital photography (7/26/03) pick-up lines (7/28/03) (kept cheesy pickup lines) is your daughter 18? (8/2/03) we don't like shirts (8/13/03) notafinga (8/19/03) snarking out (8/19/03) orally stimulated orgasms (9/25/03) defer (10/16/03) (apparently I did defer twice) beaker journalism (12/2/03) whistling in the dark (12/8/03) girls who say pussy (12/18/03) canadian beaver eating contests (12/27/03) francais (1/21/04) shagging (1/21/04) (traded for making whoopie) top free yoga (1/21/04) (traded for naked yoga) deviant fashion tornado (1/21/04) double entendre (1/21/04 - traded/readded triple entendre) pdls (1/21/04) (nobody ever asked what a pdl is) bad puns (1/31/03) rollerblading (3/14/04) is she cute? (4/15/04) volleyball (8/4/04) sho'nuff (11/9/04) sunglasses (11/22/04) et en fin, the obligatory picture of me as indiana jones...
$240 worth of pudding
80s
anarchy
attention whoring
avoiding sentence ending prepositions
baby cheeses
baby fish hat
bagel and jamba juice
beets
breast therapy
broadening other people's horizons
bubblegum
burn the man
burning man
chaos
cheesy pickup lines
children's television workshop
chuck taylors
circular breathing
condiment terrorism
condiments
converse
cooking with marshmallows
copious free time
cuddling
cynicism
david lachapelle
didge baths
didgeridoos
dinner and a movie
ditched interests
don't fuck it up
dr. seuss
dressing up
echuta
empathy
enthusiasm
experientialism
fear and loathing
fedoras
fire spinning
flirting
food over preparing
french
fun and merriment
gallery moutarde
gift economy
girls who say pussy
giving great oral sex
green eggs and ham
gum
hats
hedonism
hedwig
hotel room keys
hotel sex
hunter s thompson
hyperbole
in flagrante delicto
indian food menus
instigating
interesting word usements
interests only i have
just jeans
kiss my converse
knocking their socks off
kurt vonnegut
learning to emote
linky writing style
making out
making whoopie
mama sutra
marshmallows
massage
mean mr. mustard man
midnight movies
mischief
mismatched socks
more is more
mustard
naked yoga
never done that before
new experiences
new things
no ice
nog n guac
nooners
nosegasms
not watching television
objectivism
obscure references
only zuul
open minds
oral fixation
people reading my interests
photography
photoshop
picking up girls
placebos
poi
positivity
prop cigarettes
prurience
puns
rainbow carnage
rainbow family
renaissance faire
rewinding the tape
road trips
rocking the casbah
roller coasters
rubik's cube
sarcasm
sardonicism
saying celly
screaming lesbians
sensitive nipples
sex injuries
sexual innuendos
shallow depth of field
signed dollars
single entendre
sippin' smoothies
skiing
sock trading
socks
sound and fury
spontanudity
strangers
the perfect taco
the point
the strangest things
the target demographic
theodor geisel
tom robbins
trader joe's
trampoline
triple entendre
trying anything
trying everything
trying new things
tumbling
using quotes in conversation
violet beauregard
vite comme lapin
warm fuzzies
welcome home
your mom
skiomachy
Manya Muffin!
Ringside With The Shadow Fighter
raieyana
Twizzlah Neenja!
An angel who did not so much fall
agonystar
Lady Amalthea
And every step I take reminds me of just how we used to be
eyelikerancid
Claire
gothicbra
S.A.B - ██
Salty Cracker
kawika
Mister Cellophane...Call me Toulouse
I am the master of my thoughts
rival
O. Frabjous-Dey
Pasture Bedtime
khudirambose
Andrew sin adjetivos
Who needs laws....
reddig
miker
Climbers Log
_pinmeup_
sugar and spice are for baking
glam girl
riff_randall
Czarina Pizda
The Emotional Breakdowns of a Vapid Culture Vulture
chicosama
chico gonz
chico rants and other things
midnightrevels
sarynn
midnight reveling
julesgules
jizzle
i just so happen to be
cubit13
Yeah. *That* Noah.
a_dork
What's in a name?
One shell might not make a difference
pzonivy
Ivy
le_cloitre
t.rex
drawing constellations in the markets of wisdom
rhiannonstone
Belle Out of Order
Mostly Void, Partially Stars
slapper
delerium
wendenglow
Wendy Lee Williamson
blah blah blah blah
aubkabob
Ticklebuddy Wonderpoo
Aubkabob
noximist
Ocelot
I wear this chaos well.
methusela
Jason
vectorgirl
Looking through the wrong end of a telescope
We'll give ourselves new names
giancarlo
Giancarlo
marc_e_heuck
Movie Geek
vamp_pirate
Captain Jerk Sparerib
I'd Rather Be Fiction
yiskah
ain't no Houellebecq girl
understandascope
ratswallow
Tavi
I'm Batman...no really, I am!
knothear
eidothea
Christina
Christina's Journal
nightrythm
NightRythm
All Night Mambo!
lilbitterbug
Lex
lex
pivyca
245 12 $a A burst of pure energy :
twistedcat
Our Lady of Perpetual Meanderings
emmers425
Ex-bandit
subwayfaire
my dear
You are here.
phuthman
araphat
glass_tears
Miss Alicia
________+to whom it may concern;;
naturelad
chrisky business
godspeed, satan.
nakeygirl
Baby Firefly
welcome to short attention span theatre!
__godlike
sapience
adrienne
the consequences of sapience
kikamer
Ms.Kika
A Playground for the Memories
threadwalker
Writing in the Dark
justjill
Don't Call Me Barbie You F*ck Head!
The Rollercoaster Called "My Life"
yourmombitesass
I'll cut your ass like class
I found a friend in Jesus via satellite...
punkpyroprncess
Jessica
dollyxibit
India Green
India's Journal
ikissmonkeys
mydearziola
JUJUBEE
jenntropy
Jenn
this thing in which words appear
mmarianne
Marianne
I just go blah blah blah blah....
easilydistractd
Medicated and Motivated.
She don't believe in shootin' stars.
shewillbelloved
emily c. g.
my darling, what matters is what hasn't been..
the_dibbler
Wad of Cool
shoe string french fries
eleveneva
boyish girl
bardiva
BarDiva
laralei
Larissa
whatsgolden
Aaron
crashhelmet
Rob Miller
Rob's Journal
james_madison
James Madison
James Madison Speaks::
catsy_leau
catsy l'eau
addicted to you
misterj
Jared
i_wish_for_rain
if i had eleven roses and you, i'd have a dozen
boxsofrain
Ashlee ♪
We have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
thekatlady
Kathy
☆ Journal ☆
thorny
Thorny
specialko26
Kristin
K.Owens
magicgoof
Michael Rork
mattsacoolcat
i'll put the sparkle in your motion
...long about noon
beckeyleigh
Are you still...breathing?
goaskalice71
Covert Ops.
The Mystical Philosopher
zoracle
Zach's Realm
trillcutie
The Unbreakable Girl
mstrefugee
Wes
Ensnared and Enshrined in Mind
feisty_fitz
Kelly
Let me stay. I'll be a good girl, I promise.
toothfairy
scary monster
sushicaddy
Sushicaddy
Cadwollowing
catherine
ravnos1313
Ravnos
Diary of a madman
odigity
Ofer Nave
travelingstar
Lix
Expressions of Learning
sxyswtgrl
Glimpse into Female Insanity
catgrrl
hooloovooo
General Obvious
Department of Redundancy Department
lolamae
Lola
mylifebitesass
giggity
In this world of shit...
executivegoth
Taliesin
Small Dark Room
edanya
EDANYA
EDANYA dot COM
starryjules
The curiously unstarryjules
silver55
Orlando
sterlingspider
Sterlingspider
...and whatever rhymes with eloquent.
toliveistohide
♥StaringAtTheLastStar♥
The star up in the sky
lokislittletoe
Ranger Elvis
Evil Shouldn't Look This Good
timchet
Tim Chetelat
No Really...
carnationgirl
We walk slowly with hand tools...
Got a mind like a sewer
trenthamfamily
peachychrista
Christa J
Being Peachy Christa
cobebuon
Cô Bé Buô`n
these are my confessions
mishiara
Lea
actionaction
soft hair
munk
Munk
But this is not escape, this is my way.
sihaya09
Chris
Dulcissime
lady_spacetrash
Puella Ex Machina
chemchick80
Genghis Khunt
luxuria
lindsey
agrippa
Is it?
The Falls
theodora
Kandahar Kalashnikova
N - KB3
starrgiver
Starrgiver
justbeast
Dmitri
The Sarmatian Protopope
musicallum
gitana
my pensieve
rebeccita
Rebeccita
Memoirs of a Globetrotter
redtuesday
sexualpunch
||| - love is a verb. - |||
nomilomi
Nomi Jade
Nomi's Nook
adrienne_elder
Adrienne
roxy333
the bitter pill yet undiscovered
this line is metaphysical
zab
lifeofreilly
Jonathan
It was on fire when I got here
electricstars
so charmingly daft
she's got eyes of the bluest skies
throwingstardna
Guav
Drawing Near Armageddon
bakatenshi
det gjør ikke noe
cirqueducroquet
Cirque du Croquet
ambiguousoddity
Phlegmatic Mountebank Yokel
Convoluted Palaver
yodarules
Laura
The mind
fairyxdustx01
Nadz
Black Balloon
etchartist
Kevin
orgasmatic
Dutch Bee
victim of a series of accidents.
velcrofeet
oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
willabark
The surprise in the cereal box of crime
Me n stuff
ihavefriends
The Journal of God
meth_lab_death
jen
dangerously bored...
midnitewolf
filibuster vigilantly
suckmykissss
andy
kandykisses221
The girl with the broken smile
aakin
crystalfield
Leslie
*insert witty title here*
azura614
i won't bite; i'm an urban fox!
the bottom of the world is gold and the world is upside down.
trixijanet
Trixi Janet
What Journal?
fyrebringer
mad ramblings of an insane woman
15mins_of_fame
Deb
because in the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
theboynamedwolf
Vuk
arakneo
Stéphane VARDON
On s'en fout, on est tout, on finira au fond du trou.
christhegeek
doesn't deserve oatmeal :(
magicwoman
MagicWoman
Faith, it's not just for breakfast.
kushandkismet
stina, baby
LET THE GOLDEN AGE BEGIN
ruespieler
Brightly Brightly and with Beauty
texassungirl
Mia
Sunshine
punkpixxie
Christie
creamfilledrat
Karen Janelle
cherrykitt
Niki *Tinkerbell* Marie
*Tinkerbell's After Thoughts*
losgadh
The Red Fox
The Red Fox's journal
auntie_christ
Mary Poppins
winglessfaery
Unraveled
My words are paper tigers.
llythefaerye
Glimmerings of Wakefulness
mmepompadour
Madame de Pompadour
A little nonsense now and then...
girlpirate
Lady of the Carrots
Mr. Warbucks likes cheeky orphans!
bizarronumber1
Bizarro
missdivakitty
Losing Focus
Sometimes I think I can see right through myself
eain
The evil man from Sunland
If you're ithyphallic and you know it, clap your hands
ebony_sphynx
Stevie
Remembering the Future
jemstarr
b.pockets
how fragile your tent really is
erratickelsie
the best
through this new frame of mind...
teddyq
teddy
smeared black ink
utsukushiiusako
Kathrien
Dans la vie de la beauté de trouvaille de Kate you'll partout
daniela
Daniela
_cheshirekitty_
Cheshirekitty
This space intentionally left blank.
amandadearest
Amanda
gina
Gina
taebopper
A bonified man, a star amongst his clan.
When they lanced his skull...
xanadudette
Kira
c_bla
The real deal Holyfield
I cut so much, you thought I was a bandaid
castakitten
Have A Fit
minduurpeasnqs
hotness in stereo
dolcefauxpas
Dolce Faux Pas
reticentdream
Bridge Over
Artistic Vomit.
naomi
you have no power over me
sugarpuss
Schadenfreude (Kat)
Dial the combination, open the priesthole...
geeki
Random Thoughts.
sknowite
Lipstick Librarian
Lipstick Librarians will take over the world!
avantgardening
Jessica Robin
easyfilms
Ian Z.
Eze's Livejournal
pixie01
Heather
lustycrickett
50 trillion eukaryotic cells can't be wrong!
Lusty Crickett's Devious Exploits
pr1ss
Priss
Prisstopolis
waabecca
tickling funny bones since '74
Wanderlust
nocturniagodess
NocturniaGodess aka Samirah
WELCOME TO 1984
mandiefavor
Normandie
mspunkrockstar
I never try anything. I just do it.
If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere
midnightgrifter
low-life
Nothing personal...
emergencyexits
rachel
mmorena
Michael Morena
_stacy
confessions of a carb-a-holic
the babymaker
thaumata
Thaumata
Unless it comes out of your soul like a rocket
hobohemian
delerium3
Elise
missperkins
jelly
ambivalentchick
Line
AmbivalentChick
carmynn
J'aime . Carmynn™
Me and my kaleidoscopic mind
lemoncake
vertigo2192
Vertigo
somebodies
creepingivy
A Gamut Of Emotions From A To B
Numquam Ponenda Est Pluralitas Sine Necessitate
xinamarie
Xina
A Portrait of Madame X
evilgerbil
Deeper
gryphon
je pense donc je suis
Half Eagle, Half Lion, All Woman
mounteverest
Everett
ramblings on the mount
off_coloratura
Off-Coloratura
Sopran-O-Rama
hrm_ok
Stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
locus
Lady Deirdre
With All Due Respect...
katsby
Katsby
sammy4u
Sammy4u
Naughty MILF making homemade PORN
fear_not
Dudley Heinsbergen
singingnymph
Meg aka Aunt Sharpie
Brag all you want, but don't get between me & the tiramisu!
elainiac
Elaine "Rhymes with Insane"
Rhymes with Inane
f0xghost
Creator.
where there is honey
milamberrex
Milamber
Kozmic Kastaway
beautys_addict
defeat darkness. breaking daylight.
+dead on the surface+
testaclese
Richard
This Pirate Walks Into a Bar...
rainenchantment
dew
amennema
Eyes Everywhere
Fool me once shame on you.
yourmuse
Army of Me
sexychicken
Lizi~
Eviscerate Your Memory
jizzmasterb9
Bret
justsmokeit
i'll rise
captaingeneric
Pure Scottro
Eeyore on Acid
capote
Strange Little Boys
sharpie_whore
Mary
quadrafonzo
thomas
Yo, Straight Up, Hit this Shit!
theoccupant
Nobody Nothing
The Journal of our friend at __________
provoca7eur
€ tur€, n€v€r h€sitat€
rydot
rY.
maestrobiggs
Brett
dil_hole
Eric
chamilyun
Lorianna B.
Lori One Point Oh
phloxblossom
I didn't mean to hurt you, baby
_ohyes_
ohyes
Everybody does a little dance with the devil.
rachelrevenge
rachel danielle
Oh when the sun goes down..
dawnmarie
Dawn Marie
apenmunky
April Lovez Yoo
caution: psychosomatic
jayamei
JAI
designdiva
crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
i am the walrus
romeobot
gucci little piggy
blood_thunder
Conscience Makes Cowards of Us All
KJ's Journal
koolkid
live a life to call my own
freddy368
Majestic Phenomenom
daeglan
Life
pennylane314
Penny Lane
the way it is
sexismorbid
Consume and Inject
MDS
stacymckenna
Stacy McKenna
Stacy's Journal
babyem24
Emily
a not-so-exciting life
lelli717
Lauren Love
My Twisted Web
overduesunrise
foregone conclusions.
calmer than you are
ms_uncle_barry
Lisa.
bedpimp
Todd
Tractor beam on my bed got you actin' le freak
batosai
Samurai of the Woeful Countenance
LUNARIUM - Journeys through a more than warped mind.
patch
Patch
keenman
Keenan Whittaker
The Life of Keenan
punkdhiver
Christopher Michaels
battykat
BattyKat
jesuispeure
violarose
The Joke Always Tends to Come True
ghost_people
Kurti
alyx
Jean
In Which Our Hero...
kalanip
K. Kalani Patterson
cuteovaries
Beth
Read with caution
lasher33
Lasher
Lasher's
benjyfeen
Benjamin Feen
Wow, it really is just like hurting cats.
jaso
Jaso
Your Friendly Neighborhood Jaso
badstarfa11ing
LeDonna
Minerva
yahooeekablooee
liz
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED HERE
creactivity
[ suZen ]
Dissecting intangibles.
loh
LoH
The forging of utopia.
massmediakid31
Rebel Tai
Massmediakid
daturaboy
Adrian
All Poems/Writings ©2011 Adrian Hinson
ithinkyousuck
xantigrrlmissyx
Misssssay Disco Trash Dolly
zhangyinchen
Zhang
angelloffyre
Jessica Dru
empty pages
orbit47
Orbit
nirvanasashes
But Why is all the Rum gone????
uratowel
barb :)
Good night, and good luck...
groupie_supreme
the_lessa
Lessa
I am not a good example
dietcokeofevil5
Scott
Still Waters
evilmommytina
Evil Mommy Tina
EVIL MOMMY TINA
wastingwords
I found a monster in me when I lost my cool.
slowbob
Meli Mœnomenon
tacomafish12
Austin
pamcash
She's alright.
A Ridiculously Sophisticated Person
wickedchicken
Profound Carnivorous Wordsmith
Erotic religious icon
risque_girl19
::Miss Risque::
public_enema
curiouser and curiouser.
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sonicbunny
Mare Ingenii
_scatterbrain
all god's children can dance
book of blues
2peasinapod
little miss beautiful
unbreakable heart
jezzebel
paste clever emoticon here
acidreigndrops
The life and thoughts of me
nurseroseweasel
cassandra
nodyl
kinougurl
Oceane
Just a smile
taurynne
butting heads with a bull
x_plicit
baby, i'm bad news
somebody gotta save my soul
sarasdiary
Sara's Diary
technomadia
Bond. Vagabond.
stellacobalt
Stellacobalt
thatangelagirl
ThatAngelaGirl
OH quit your whining!
distant_voices
distant voices
adrienne's old writings
teaa
Teaa
Talk Hard
coedholly
Coed Holly
Holly Saunders's Live Journal
carezza
I'll confess all my sins after several large gins
sparkleyapple
Just Jay
LatexQueen, Super Hero Extrordinare
applelard
Snoop Jenny Jen
Jen
djspork
DJ Spork
Oh Shit Now!
breakaway286