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As spring approaches and the sun begins to shine a bright, warm glow onto campus, flowers and foliage come out of their winter hibernation. But perhaps one of the most anticipated spring flora are campus’s signature cherry blossoms.  

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If there was a birth control that also blocked STDs, then I’d be on that for sure. But alas, no such thing exists. Thus, men should always wear a condom and they should always be the one to provide it.

 

You know when you’re done crying, so you’re just staring at the toiletry wall of an organic grocery store, trying to suppress thoughts of death. Yeah, I was doing that while Lance and Franny picked out flowers to bring to Bob Weir’s former occupancy, the main mission of the day.

Why does nostalgia work this way? We weep for the very things we once resented, now lost to the relentless pendulum of time.

 

Ultimately, Gen Z’s new language practices may be important to track in some respects, but these language choices don’t seem to affect anything more than the words themselves. 

If these authors — or, for that matter, content creators — build their methods by living life, what do we become by copying them? The answer is we become nothing; not that we become failures, but that we remain stationary.

This gritty coming-of-age scene depicts a trio of adolescent boys — Adam, Danny, and Ralph — who, driven by the fear of school bullies and the hyper-masculine imagery of professional wrestling, transition from childhood innocence to “method-acted” delinquency.