this page is best viewed on a 1920 x 1080 computer. (kinda looks like shit on mobile, so...)

 

here in cyberspace, there's a bunch of dangers present. but in this wee little self-constucted land, the only things you'll need to worry about are:

-scrolling backgrounds, like the one you're seeing now. depending on the size of your screen/window, the backgrounds will scroll at various speeds.
- gif usage/minor amounts of flashing lights. i don't like flashy or fast moving shit myself so i limit those the best i can. nothing in here should kill you, though! i hope.
- autoplay. there's some autoplaying present, unless your browser auto-disables it (occurs on all pages except for this index).

certain topics will have a heads up at best.

 

with all that said... click the ship below if you want to proceed.