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(Any views expressed here are the personal views of the author and should not form the basis for making investment decisions, nor be construed as a…
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Suavemente
I imagine that a certain cohort of the Venezuelan diaspora is letting it rip right now in the narco-finance capital of the Western Hemisphere … Miami…
Jan 5
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Love Language
If I had an online dating profile, it would sound something like this:
Dec 19, 2025
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Adapt or Die
Less than a decade ago, the elevated and distinguished TradFi scallywags heaped scorn and disdain on the 100x leverage crypto derivatives market BitMEX…
Nov 27, 2025
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Snow Forecast
It’s that time again when I become an armchair meteorologist. Concepts like La Nina and El Niño enter my lexicon. Predicting a storm’s...
Nov 17, 2025
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Hallelujah
Praise be to Lord Satoshi that time and compounding interest exist regardless of who you are. Even if you are a government, there are only two ways to…
Nov 3, 2025
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Long Live the King!
How does society adjudicate scarcity given that humanity hasn’t reached a sci-fi utopian post-scarcity existence? Infinitely abundant energy does not…
Oct 8, 2025
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Bastille Day
Would the brave souls chanting “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternié” be proud of the Fifth French Republic they fought and died for? Or be proud to be led by…
Oct 1, 2025
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Four, Seven
Buffalo Bill Bessent’s plan to re-industrialize America and attempt to forestall the inevitable decline of Pax Americana from a quasi-empire into purely…
Sep 23, 2025
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Buffalo Bill
US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent deserves a new nickname. I previously christened him as the BBC, short for Big Bessent Cock...
Aug 26, 2025
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Time Signature
The most exalted form of praise humanity bestows on the universe is its happiness derived from dancing. Most religions incorporate some sort of music…
Jul 22, 2025
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Quid Pro Stablecoin
Equity investors be Yellen, “Stablecoin, stablecoin, stablecoin; Circle, Circle, Circle.” Why are they so bullish? Because The Big Bessent Cock (BBC…
Jul 2, 2025
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