Good Afternoon!
Good afternoon! I'm Crispin! I'm a 21 year old from the UK with an interest in a wide variety of things. I'm currently in the process of trying to leave social medias such as Twitter and such, and what better way to do that then to make your own website, eh?
It's going to be a loooong process, but I really love the idea of just having my own website full of things I love. I like talking, but a lot of the stuff I like talking about is stuff that's hard to bring up in conversation naturally. I'm sure there's someone out there that would love to hear me yap incessantly about which Alton Towers bench is the best, but your average Joe Schmoe probably won't. I want a way to preserve my brain and what stuff I was interested in and when so when I get dementia in like 40 years, people can point at this website and go "hey! That's Crispin!"
Good day to you all! This website was started at 21:07 on 1st July 2025 from the desk of my first job.
Latest 5 Updates
It's finally done... A job I've been putting off for so long... Adding every single headcanon I or anyone (who's note Kye) has made about Kenny. I've added so many that I've actually decided to make it a "click to reveal" thing. This took me 2 days, but it's done! For now...
Because I wanted to tick a few more characters off on the old Character Directory, I also got Tica done too. I then realised it was [20:06] and I ought to have a shower, so... Goodbye!
Hellooooo! Hi! Sorry for the 2 week absense, I was busy getting settled in at my new job. Actually, a lot has happened in 2 weeks! Changed job and put in an offer on a house. When I said I "want a proper 9-5 office job and to be a homeowner by the end of the year" I wasn't expected to be... nearly done... by like... June. Wild. Crazy, even.
So anyway! I've done absolutely nothing in terms of this site for a hot minute. My apologies! However, that doesn't mean I've not been working. Thinking, even.
Number 1, I rethought every character in Character Directory's enneagram. "Oblivion is an 8" WRONG! BZZT! Oblivion is probably a 6, actually. "Saw is an 8" BZZT! Wrong! Saw is a TEXTBOOK 4. Emo.
Along with this, we have a newcomer to the directory! Ding ding ding! Everyone welcome Mitchell Warren! He's one of Zero's characters (along with Wrench), not mine, buthe's won my heart and a spot in Crispinverse history.
Because Mitch also used a flag (bigender) I hadn't added yet, I also used this as an excuse to add some more flags to the repository. This includes Femme, Otter, Bear, Bi-Ace, Straight-Ace, Intersex, Demi-Boy, and Poly.
At [19:08] I finally addressed the bug of the zodiac showing as undefined. It's weird! It displayed as Jolteon for a few days and then broke! I think it may have something to do with us switching over from GMT to BST? Anyway, it shoulddd be fixed now. Fingers crossed.
Yesterday was Oblivion and Saw's (shared) birthday. Happy birthday, guys! I've updated Oblivion's age because Saw doesn't age (yet.)
When I got to work, I finished off Galactica's page at [18:01] 14/03/26 and also started & FINISHED Nemesis's page at [21:58] 14/03/26, both upon Zero's request. Enjoy your dilfs, buddy!
I can't see myself updating much today because I... Really need to work on my piano portfolio. Of course, I did two small tasks in relation to finishing Galactica and Nemesis, such as adding them to the character directory, and... Oh my god... Removing them from the To Do List, thus... marking moving "add characters I want from Toyhouse" down to the put on the backburner section... My god... I'm free! I have no grindy tasks left to do (aside from Mechanicals Species) in my final 3 days at work! What am I gonna do with myself? Uh oh!
I also went through every character and fixed their "species: (Whatever it is)" link because I've been aware most of them don't work and never have. Whoops. Sorry guys!
Good morning!! Off today, hooray! At [18:41] 11/03/26 I finally finished off Sirin species. I, at [10:04] today, have only just uploaded it though.
Yesterday I also started work on Galactica, but I didn't get very far so. I've uploaded him anyway.
I spent the majority of the day (like... 09:00 - 17:00) adding posts to my Blog, but not new posts, no no. I mean moments in time when I got ideas for characters and worlds and stuff. It's fun looking back on the history of the Crispinverse! Whilst searching, I actually found some old Damond art and I was like... Hrm. It wasn't on his toyhouse, and I hadn't spoken to his owner in LITERAL YEARS now, but I was like, eh. I'll send it to him anyway + a courtesy message. And oh my gosh! Bro actually sent me a reply! Uh, Dad_Cet if you're reading this... Haiiii :3
Once I got bored of that (got to about beginning of 2024? Unless I find something older than 2023,) I went through my emails and added a few more stamps I'd accumulated to my About Me page.
Page last modified: [19:13] 13/04/26 BST.
Oh my gosh guys, I'm so stoked. You can probably tell by the title, but I have some life changing news coming right up! As per my, not last, but the blogpost before last blogpost, I put in an offer on a house. Unfortunately, they denied it, but I put in another slightly higher off and I got it! And for below their actual asking price too! Yippee! I found out on exactly [18:00] 08/04/26 BST, so I'll probably make a seperate blog post to commemerate this.
Anyway! Site news! Yesterday I went to Thorpe Park and was very kindly gifted 2 more pins, so check out my corkboard to see those!
I also did another mass Toyhouse upload, so I've only had time to add Olly Desposito's new render to the Height Chart.
But yeah! I just realised it's [19:13] and I need to think about dinner. So see you soon!