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Hello there, passengers! I apologize for my long absence; even skeleton guards need buddy time. They were worried they had no body to go with.
[Pause for laughter, then Guy cracks up over the comms. He collects himself a few moments later.]
Haha, I kill me.
Oh my, we've had a lot of new boarders, haven't we?
[The sounds of files being shuffled and papers being flipped through.]
With opium? And a squirrel? Well, each to their own, I suppose.
Alright let's see then ...
[More shuffling.] Duke Alla!
(( OOC: Duke will suddenly find himself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a hobnob as he sips his tea. ))
[There's a loud, irritating buzzing sound over the comm, which only grows louder with the sounds of occasional ripping and tearing as Guy shreds the files of passengers who have left the boat. And he's thoughtful enough to leave the comm running while he does so~]
Now, let's see ...
Lika!
(( OOC: Lika will suddenly find herself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely cake, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a piece of fruitcake as he sips his tea. ))
[A familiar voice clears itself across the comms. Well, sort of familiar. It's been a while, hasn't it?]
Good afternoon, passengers! Did you miss me?
[A pause for responses.]
GOOD! Ha ha. I see we have some new faces on board.
I'm Dr. Guy Mann, the resident therapist and "go-to guy".
[Another pause.]
Ha ha, sorry I couldn't resist. Oh man, I love that one.
Anyway, if you need anything, you can find me on deck two by the spa. My door's always open.
Now, let's see about getting some quality buddy time going on, hmm?
[The rustle of paper as he checks his files, mumbling a few names until he selects his new victim buddy.]
Ironhide!
(( OOC: Ironhide will suddenly find himself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling an orange club biscuit as he sips his tea. ))
Good afternoon, passengers! I do apologize for my absence of late. I do hope no one needed to see me.
Now let's get back to business, shall we?
[Guy rustles a few papers, then clicks his tongue.]
MOAI!
(( OOC: Moai will suddenly find herself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a rich tea biscuit as he sips his tea. ))
I don't mean to complain, but yesterday I had to treat a dog for chocolate poisoning and spend two hours cleaning the medical bay. How am I supposed to find time for Buddy Time with all this extra work?
Now ah ... I've been reading his files and I'm concerned that he may have ... ah ...
Well that was interesting wasn't it? Haha, the captain has such a great sense of humor.
[Guy chuckles, then clears his throat and flips through his files.]
Now, let's see who's up next ...
LENNY!
(( OOC: Lenny will suddenly find himself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a Nice biscuit as he sips his tea. ))
So ah, business as usual. And how is everyone today?
[He clears his throat nervously.]
Right right. Well, I'd like to ask Batou and Major Kusanagi to come to my office, please.
(( OOC: Batou and Major Kusanagi will suddenly find themselves whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a pink wafer biscuit as he sips his tea. ))
(( OOC: Link will suddenly find himself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a piece of shortbread as he sips his tea. ))
(( OOC: Jamie will suddenly find himself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a digestive biscuit as he sips his tea. ))
Call it a short week. I think I can fit in some extra Buddy Time.
Hahaha, don't all crowd at once!
[Guy clears his throat and flips through his files.]
Lily!
(( OOC: Lily will suddenly find herself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a jaffa cake as he sips his tea. ))
[The sound of flipping paper as Guy checks through his schedule.]
Alright, let's see who the lucky --
...
[He clears his throat.]
Ah ... Miss Stewardess?
(( OOC: The Stewardess will suddenly find herself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a jammie dodger as he sips his tea. ))
Oops, did you get that first part? I think my finger slipped.
Best joke I ever heard!
[Guy clears his throat.]
Anyway. Back to business.
Ter'thelas Baelion!
(( OOC: Ter will suddenly find himself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a hobnob as he sips his tea. ))
[Flip flip flip of paper as he leafs through files.]
Erol Kadir!
(( OOC: Erol will suddenly find himself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you might realize they are actually plastic), and a big comfy chair in front of Guy's desk. There's a table with tea and some lovely biscuits, and Gambler is sitting unobtrusively in the corner, nibbling a custard cream as he sips his tea. ))
