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we need some mo'fuggin memez on this mo'fuggin plane.

2009-11-15T15:01:44Z

The Who am I? Meme
Stealing from ~~another~~ other RP communities since 1862.

► ~~Cut along dotted line.~~ OOC, post three things you know about any one character. It can be anything! Mundane, obvious, incredibly obscure or very embarrassing. A quote or a distant relative, perhaps. Be sure to write in first person! "I like pickles, I have big feet, I'm a virgin" etc.

► Now, logged in and IC, have your characters guess who's being described. Or be horribly ashamed of whatever's been written.

► Other characters react to the guesses. Are they in agreement? Disagreement? Is character A insulted that character B would ever connect them with the tidbits of knowledge anon has offered up? Does character C find character B's guess incredibly amusing?

► ???

► PROFIT.

i don't even

2009-11-07T08:14:18Z

BECAUSE I OWE SOMEONE HERE A PRANCING QUISTIS 8(

ETA: Way to forget eyebrows B| /added in

HMD meme.

2009-11-06T01:00:08Z

Me again, guys. ♥ Yo.

The latest HMD meme is up here!. Feel free to leave a link to your comment, since sharing is caring and caring is awesometasticsauce.

Because it had to be done

2009-11-04T09:56:43Z

Seeing as how it took me a while to stop laughing, I figured I'd repost the brilliance here, in case it falls by the wayside of poor, ran-out-of-time applications.

crackscripted @ 2009-11-02T06:39:00

2009-11-02T12:50:59Z

So I had an entirely UNPRODUCTIVE Sunday.

I forgot to take screenshots of Nue T_T She looked less creepy in the sim building window I swear.

Oh, and have some more lulz:

James' formal suit, fuck yeah.

Titties is the hottest thing ever.

See what I mean?

That's all for now because it's almost 7 am and I don't even have the energy for funny commentaries. THE ADVENTURE WILL BEGIN... NEXT WEEKEND.

ETA: Remade Nue T_T

RPLOVEMEME A GO-GO!

2009-11-01T22:40:00Z

If there's one thing I love, it's telling everyone is how awesome they are.

Thankfully there is a new meme going around that does just that. And I've already seen a couple of you on it, but I want to make sure I got everyone so with the mod's permission, this is now the official "post your rplovememe thread so everyone can pour love on you and make you feel awesome" ...thing.

So let's get posting! :Db

I R PCHAT ARTISTE (not really)

2009-11-01T03:04:30Z

I drew a little something in p-chat this evening. Have a chibi-ized 3rd Valora brigade.

The TL;DR meme!

2009-10-26T22:34:11Z

Chat wanted some TL;DR. So. HERE. Have some super special awesome mega (potential) tl;dr. This is just for fun, but it can also provide some useful insights and general yay info stuff.

PLEASE NOTE, some of the categories are repeated. Please feel free to edit these out at your leisure! I only left them in because some people may choose to just do one of the memes, etc.

<div align="left">SURVEY MEME</DIV> CHARACTER PROFILE

Name:
Age:
Birthdate:
Birthplace:
Bloodtype:
Dominant Hand:
Eyesight:

Height:
Weight:
Hair:
Eyes:
Skin:
Other facial features:

Favourite food:
Favourite colour:
Favourite movies:
Favourite books:
Favourite music:
Favourite animal:
Favourite weather:
Favourite sport/physical activity:
Favourite date spot:
Preferred type:
Best subject:

Disliked food:
Disliked colour:
Disliked movies:
Disliked books:
Disliked music:
Disliked animal:
Disliked weather:
Disliked sport/physical activity:
Disliked date spot:
Disliked type:
Worst subject:

Description of bedroom:
Scents (shampoo/cologne/lotion/etc.):
Laugh:
Sense of humour:
Temper:
Basic nature:
Kinsey rating:

Spends money on:
Daily rituals:
Random trivia:
Currently wants:
Dress (style, colors):
Current occupation:
Marital status:
Current Residence:

Sun sign:
Decanate:
Moon sign:
Rising sign:

Dominant character traits:
Likeable traits:
Annoying traits:

Love interest(s):
Lust interest(s):
Close friends:
Other friends:
Acquaintances:
Enemies and why:
Family:

Habits:
Talents:
Hobbies:
Entertainment of choice:
Musical talents:
Ambitions:
Educational background:
Philosophy of life:

Introvert/extrovert:
Intuitive/reasoning:
Optimist/pessimist:
Tense/relaxed:
Serious/carefree:

PERSONAL INTERVIEW WITH CHARACTER

What is your earliest memory?

What was your biggest disillusion as a child?

What's one thing no one knows about you?

What's one thing everyone assumes about you that isn't true?

What's one thing you wish you could stop?

What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?

What are you a sucker for?

What's your biggest pet peeve?

What is your most prized possession?

What can absolutely make your day, no matter what?

What's the worst part of your life right now?

Do you have or want children?

If/when you ever have children, what is one thing you absolutely want to teach them?
 
What was the worst advice your father ever gave you? The best?

When did you feel you'd finally 'come of age?'

How do you feel about sex?

Describe your ideal significant other.

How do you deal with depression, stress or sadness?

How do you think of yourself?

How do your friends think of you?

How do your enemies think of you?

Who is your biggest role model?

What is your biggest accomplishment to date?

What has been your most humbling experience to date?

What will it take for you to die happy?

What would you rather be doing right now?

USEFUL LINKS
MBTI descriptions / More MBTI / Arcana

crackscripted @ 2009-10-24T04:17:00

2009-10-24T11:23:19Z

Awwright, now that the Truth or Dare is winding down, how about a new kind of meme? No fancy HTML from me, but here we go...

MARRY/FUCK/CLIFF

1. Post your character.
2. Others comment with the names of three characters.
3. Your character now has to decide which character they'd like to marry/fuck/cliff.

COOL RULE #4: YOUR CHARACTER IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM. NO LYING, NOW.

Enjoy. ♥ ~~This is so weird on this account, you don't even know.~~

crackscripted @ 2009-10-22T19:13:00

2009-10-22T11:22:33Z

I figured this would fit better here than in the ooc comm, but some kind anon made a thread for Conscripted on the RP love meme!

So in case you want to profess undying love for someone (or, y'know, their character, your country / brigade / the NPCs...) or maybe lure that anon that was pinged by our growing Transformers cast, go for it? :"D

ALSO. That anon who mentioned come out here so I can glomp you. Why did you place me up there, I'm not worthy. orz

Sorry if I look silly posting this up, but lkjhsfgshkj /spreads love? ;;

It sure is meme in here.

2009-10-14T08:32:36Z

LET'S KICKSTART THIS

[One question - One answer Meme]

Rules!

Post as your character.
Have other characters ask yours a question, or ask others. About whatever you want!
Reveice an answer! That answer doesn't have to be honest.
Snark/argue/love on.
Stay IC!

crackscripted @ 2009-10-10T23:58:00

2009-10-11T04:59:52Z

[17:00] glossyserpent: YOU'RE IN A GIANT CAVE NOW
[17:00] noisefeather: WHAT.
[17:00] Aronianknight: rofl!
[17:00] glossyserpent: (spoiler: it's James' tight butthole)
[17:00] snowclawx: lol
[17:00] emergencywaffles: EVERYONE'S IN EX FAG??
[17:00] emergencywaffles: OH
[17:00] snowclawx: jklgasd
[17:00] glossyserpent: 8|
[17:00] emergencywaffles: wait
[17:00] EmergencyShank: LMFAOOO JAMES
[17:00] PhantomMarbles: NATURALLY
[17:00] wartongues: ......................
[17:00] emergencywaffles: how is that supposed to be tight
[17:00] Aronianknight: rolmakadkafa;
[17:00] Aronianknight: *dies*
[17:00] wartongues: why is it giant.
[17:00] wartongues: if.
[17:00] snowclawx: /dies
[17:00] brekekekexkoaxx: /SCREAMS
[17:00] wartongues: nevermind.
[17:00] Aronianknight: JUST WOW
[17:00] glossyserpent: HAHAHAHA
[17:00] wartongues: just nevermind forever.
[17:00] Aronianknight: XD
[17:00] brekekekexkoaxx: AHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHH
[17:00] PhantomMarbles: oh my
[17:00] brekekekexkoaxx: WHAT THE HELL DID I REWINDOW TO
[17:00] PhantomMarbles: dawwww.
[17:00] mailmanmiles: .......
[17:00] mailmanmiles: what.
[17:00] emergencywaffles: LMFAO
[17:00] snowclawx: he's got bump in the trunk?
[17:00] noisefeather: crackscripted paaaaaaaaste.
[17:00] glossyserpent: I RUINED THE WHOLE CHAT IS JUST A COUPLE COMMENTS
[17:00] mailmanmiles: what the hell happened here.

[17:01] brekekekexkoaxx: SCREAM MY POOR CHARACTER ):
[17:01] emergencywaffles: sob I love chat lol
[17:01] brekekekexkoaxx: usually he knows if he is in somebody else's ass, okay
[17:01] glossyserpent: rofl
[17:01] glossyserpent: I love you guys
[17:01] brekekekexkoaxx: /burrows into her loli ):
[17:01] PhantomMarbles: yeah i would liek to think B is obversant enough to realize that

[17:06] noisefeather: I'm still thinking of everyone in James' ass. ]:
[17:06] emergencywaffles: LMFAO
[17:06] emergencywaffles: sob
[17:06] brekekekexkoaxx: omg whole game ):
[17:06] emergencywaffles: is he like
[17:06] mailmanmiles: ...LMFAO NO
[17:06] brekekekexkoaxx: the whole game )))):
[17:06] emergencywaffles: goatse
[17:06] brekekekexkoaxx: LKSJDFL;SKFL'DSGHG;SDGH.
[17:06] emergencywaffles: JAMES = GOATSE???
[17:06] mailmanmiles: dijfgaoigerN
[17:06] noisefeather: MY MINDDD
[17:06] mailmanmiles: -------------------------------------->
[17:07] brekekekexkoaxx: /BLEACHES MIND
[17:07] brekekekexkoaxx: /BLEACHES IT!!!!!
[17:07] mailmanmiles: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT JAMES ASS
[17:07] mailmanmiles: NO ONE'S BUSINESS
[17:07] noisefeather: NOT. WORKING.
[17:07] wartongues: he's shy.
[17:07] mailmanmiles: .. >(
[17:07] emergencywaffles: James is tsuntsun
[17:07] wartongues: that's why he wears a bmx helmet.
[17:07] mailmanmiles: tag mikfail
[17:07] Noteaforre: .... I don't want to think about Goatse. ;;
[17:07] emergencywaffles: Titties is deredere
[17:07] wartongues: LMFAO.
[17:07] mailmanmiles: LMFAO WHAT
[17:08] glossyserpent: what is mikhail 8(
[17:08] wartongues: the one who doesn't get any.
[17:08] emergencywaffles: ... um
[17:08] mailmanmiles: bonbon
[17:08] wartongues: ever.
[17:08] EmergencyShank: The corpse-raper? :<
[17:08] noisefeather: ...With goatse. (general question.)
[17:08] emergencywaffles: lmao
[17:08] brekekekexkoaxx: ROFL
[17:08] noisefeather: did anyone just... stare at his nuts?
[17:08] noisefeather: I did. :<
[17:08] mailmanmiles: ....
[17:08] brekekekexkoaxx: ...
[17:08] mailmanmiles: whose
[17:08] brekekekexkoaxx: /cries softly
[17:08] noisefeather: goatseman. ;o;
[17:08] emergencywaffles: okay
[17:08] mailmanmiles: YES
[17:08] emergencywaffles: james is now offically goatseman
[17:08] emergencywaffles: now we have goatseman, titties, and mikfail
[17:09] mailmanmiles: sobbu
[17:09] emergencywaffles: WE HAVE SOLVED THE PROBLEM OF JAMES NOT HAVING A DEGRADING NICKNAME
[17:09] mailmanmiles: LMFAO DIE
[17:09] glossyserpent: ROFL
[17:09] Aronianknight: I thought you were about to say something about his mahood or something
[17:09] Aronianknight: *ducks*
[17:09] glossyserpent: rofl I'm sorry. 8(
[17:09] emergencywaffles: oh my god this chat

The things that happen in chat at 6 am

2009-10-10T11:18:29Z

[05:59] emergencywaffles: MODS SHOULD BE AWAAAAAAKE 24/7!
[05:59] reineclouds: YES
[05:59] emergencywaffles: >8|!!!!!!!!!!
[05:59] reineclouds: THEY SHOULD NEVER SLEEP
[05:59] reineclouds: SLEEPING IS A CRIME
[05:59] EmergencyShank: MODS ARE MACHINES >(
[05:59] reineclouds: 8|
[05:59] reineclouds: ... they're from Valora?
[05:59] emergencywaffles: ...
[05:59] EmergencyShank: ... prolly, right? 8<
[05:59] emergencywaffles: now we know which side will win the war

[06:00] EmergencyShank: LETS ALL DEFECT TO VALORA
[06:00] emergencywaffles: LMAAAO
[06:00] EmergencyShank: Well, they DO have Aizen.
[06:00] hikarunai: valoraaaa <3
[06:00] hikarunai: /holds out arms to
[06:01] hikarunai: come to daddy's arms <333
[06:01] emergencywaffles: lmaaaaaaaao
[06:01] EmergencyShank: LMFAOOOOO
[06:01] reineclouds: *steals all fo Vertitties and Ex Fags*
[06:01] EmergencyShank: Seeeriously.
[06:01] reineclouds: *of even
[06:01] EmergencyShank: VERTITTIES
[06:01] EmergencyShank: LMFAO
[06:01] emergencywaffles: XDDD
[06:01] EmergencyShank: I read that as were-titties
[06:01] reineclouds: ...
[06:01] emergencywaffles: that makes me think of virgin titties
[06:01] hikarunai: ...
[06:01] reineclouds: XD;;;
[06:01] emergencywaffles: well
[06:01] emergencywaffles: Mikfail is a virgin
[06:02] emergencywaffles: so it's logical
[06:02] EmergencyShank: True :|
[06:02] EmergencyShank: Makes sense, you're right. God he would be less angry if he got laid
[06:02] emergencywaffles: lmaaaao
[06:02] emergencywaffles: valor's just been using machine oil as lube
[06:02] emergencywaffles: and titties uses booze
[06:02] EmergencyShank: LMFAOOO O GOD
[06:02] reineclouds: ...
[06:02] mildchamomile: ---i come back to chat to this.
[06:02] reineclouds: /dies
[06:02] hikarunai: ................................................
[06:02] reineclouds: /just dies
[06:03] hikarunai: /covers sakura's eyes
[06:03] EmergencyShank: Maybe we can get Nue to get Mikfail laid.
[06:03] hikarunai: :3
[06:03] EmergencyShank: FOR PEACE
[06:03] emergencywaffles: LMAO
[06:03] reineclouds: /protects Sakura
[06:03] emergencywaffles: THIS MAKES SENSE
[06:03] emergencywaffles: THEY'RE ALL IN A WAR
[06:03] emergencywaffles: BECAUSE MIKFAIL IS JEALOUS
[06:03] mildchamomile: /clings to mia and reine
[06:03] emergencywaffles: THAT VALOR AND TITTIES GOT LAID
[06:03] emergencywaffles: BUT NOT HIM
[06:03] EmergencyShank: Sakura... better you learn it now when creepy people do it, than by having a talk with your parents when you're old enough
[06:03] EmergencyShank: LMFAO HE IS
[06:03] emergencywaffles: Valor is jealous of Titties' booze
[06:03] hikarunai: oh i suppose... we can take responsibility for sakura's education, hm?
[06:03] hikarunai: <3
[06:03] emergencywaffles: and Titties just doesn't really care
[06:04] emergencywaffles: he's like
[06:04] EmergencyShank: HEHHHH. THAT we can. >D
[06:04] reineclouds: yus
[06:04] EmergencyShank: Titties is just happy because he's the biggest pimp around anyway
[06:04] emergencywaffles: "OH OKAY YOU WANT TO FIGHT? OKAY LET ME FIND SOME BOOZE AND WE CAN GO"
[06:04] reineclouds: XD
[06:04] emergencywaffles: + :)
[06:04] EmergencyShank: LMFAOOOO SHIT
[06:04] reineclouds: that made me think of Rock Lee
[06:04] EmergencyShank: omygodwhy
[06:04] emergencywaffles: if we ever get a Lee he should be in Ex Fag
[06:05] emergencywaffles: so Titties can feed him booze
[06:05] mildchamomile: NO ONE WILL BE TEACHING SAKURA ANYTHING OF THE SORT
[06:05] mildchamomile: ...but do want rock lee in ex fag, yes.
[06:05] mildchamomile: c:
[06:05] emergencywaffles: the things that happen in chat at 6 am
[06:05] emergencywaffles: I don't even
[06:05] reineclouds: XD
[06:05] EmergencyShank: What happens in chat
[06:05] EmergencyShank: STAYS in chat :|

[06:05] mildchamomile: ...it does?
[06:05] emergencywaffles: lmaaaao
[06:06] reineclouds: it never does
[06:06] reineclouds: YOU LIE
[06:06] EmergencyShank: ... /takes advantage of
[06:06] EmergencyShank: LMFAO DAMN IT
[06:06] EmergencyShank: Well I could try :<

[06:07] emergencywaffles: and Nue is too tsuntsun to put out
[06:07] emergencywaffles: srsly all of this would be resolved if all the country leaders went to New Utopia and gangrape Nue
[06:08] EmergencyShank: ... /DED
[06:08] EmergencyShank: But that might actually solve it, yes
[06:08] emergencywaffles: XDDD
[06:08] reineclouds: pfffft
[06:08] EmergencyShank: What, she has a HOT lower face half :<
[06:08] emergencywaffles: she does :<
[06:08] emergencywaffles: I bet that mouth is talented
[06:08] EmergencyShank: It has to be. Look how cute and pouty it is.
[06:08] emergencywaffles: Titties can take her mouth and the other two can take her other holes
[06:08] EmergencyShank: God, being a woman is awesome.
[06:09] emergencywaffles: we're horrible
[06:09] EmergencyShank: HEY WE JUST APPRECIATE OUR LEADERS 8D
[06:09] EmergencyShank: And the fact they never get laid
[06:09] reineclouds: ...
[06:09] reineclouds: /hides
[06:09] emergencywaffles: XDDD
[06:09] EmergencyShank: Which is why one's an alcoholic, one has a robot otaku obsession, and the other has some weird necrophiliac fetish
[06:09] emergencywaffles: lolllllllll
[06:10] EmergencyShank: AT LEAST THEY WON'T REJECT HIM IF THEY'RE DEAD
[06:10] emergencywaffles: THAT'S TRUE
[06:10] emergencywaffles: he'll just have to catch a zombie or two
[06:10] emergencywaffles: put make up on them real good
[06:10] emergencywaffles: and proceed
[06:10] EmergencyShank: Yes. :< Mikfail would be in a good mood for WEEKS