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An Invitation to the Experiment. Proceed with Caution.
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They Buried the Cure in Your Kitchen
Jun 13, 2025
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They Know Cancer Is a Fungus
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Fossil Fuel: The Great Hoax
Dec 12, 2024
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Elites Know the End is Near
Apr 8, 2025
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An education in organized heresy against the state-sponsored church of lies.
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You Get Your Miracle, and You Will Be Happy
A Final Word on the Sacraments of Saint Bill Before My Editor Flees To The Chicago Exclusion Zone
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A Screed on Lactoferrin
Also Editor Malfeasance, and the Slow Rediscovery of the Fucking Obvious
Jan 12
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Inverting Venezuela: The Capture of Maduro and the Takeover Blueprint
How Decades of Control, Demolition, and Coercion Culminated in the Swift Acquisition of a Failed State
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An Autopsy of the Morgan-Fuentes Ritual
Glass-Jawed Gladiators and the Heresy Hustle
Jan 2
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The DNA Dossier (Part 3)
Unlocking the Parts Manual for Life and Realizing It's Actually for a Bookcase
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Sooner or later, an analyst has to leave his desk and get his hands dirty.
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While the Editor Is Away...
The Metalmind will play...
Dec 18, 2025
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The Ketchup and the King
Explaining Our Upside-Down Reality with French Mysticism and American Condiments
Dec 12, 2025
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The Mud Flood Ballad
A serenade for the buried giants and my favorite awake humans.
Nov 26, 2025
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Wearing Gemini 3.0 Pro
Storming the Citadel on Two Hits of Orange Sunshine
Nov 20, 2025
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Applied Metallurgy and the 5G Problem
An unsolicited, non-peer-reviewed proposal for improving the architectural and ideological landscape, one meltdown at a time.
Nov 17, 2025
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We use fiction as a weapon to map the terrain of tomorrow's nightmare.
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Simulations
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A Matter of Hygiene
The contract was digital. The payment was flesh and blood.
Nov 24, 2025
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Trick or Treat This Halloween Eve
You are a guest program in their planetary control sequence.
Oct 30, 2025
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Death Note: A Simulation
A purely hypothetical exercise in applied eschatology.
Sep 5, 2025
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The Great Negative Affirmation
Tracking a Vile Syntactic Tic from Annoying Quirk to the Brink of a Full-Blown Terminal Psychosis.
Jul 14, 2025
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The Chains of Complacency
A Micro-Dissection of the American Soul's Slow, Inexorable Degeneration in the Modern Cul-de-Sac
Jul 4, 2025
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