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corndogs @ 2008-12-01T02:58:00

2008-12-01T10:18:43Z

MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK GODDAMN FUCK CRAP FUCKITY FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Kindly stop pulling that now, I don't care if it was a genuine narcoleptic fit or some such shit that was not the time. Serious meetings/discussions mean serious business, not the time to bring up whatever meds you're on and what they do. I'd be more sympathetic if this wasn't turning into a routine thing and if you didn't throw it around like posters for your fucking pity party.

Yeah yeah. Hate me think what you want do whatever I'm getting tired of this bullshit. Point and laugh at the heartless inconsiderate childishly angry bitch, I honestly don't give a flying fuck.

Just watch, come late-morning/early-afternoon I'll forget the taste of anger. Regret? Zilch.

corndogs @ 2008-11-15T02:25:00

2008-11-15T09:38:58Z

I haven't felt this what's the word light? Free? Not for a long time. The anger's gone. I don't feel as dark as before, as much sense as that makes. The good times will always be remembered with a measure of fondness, but it's obvious everything was for the best. Sad that only after everything, this is the first time I can ever remember reading those direct words from them.

And life moves on. Time for sleep.

Oceans.

corndogs @ 2008-08-12T23:04:00

2008-08-13T05:05:04Z

Your walk is:
The Result of a Ballet Accident

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

wut

corndogs @ 2008-07-23T23:01:00

2008-07-24T05:04:06Z

Because I couldn't fucking help it. Click 'em. Go on.

corndogs @ 2008-07-08T22:03:00

2008-07-09T04:04:49Z

Always here for you, Beastie. Remember that.

ilu

corndogs @ 2008-06-15T04:45:00

2008-06-15T10:47:17Z

There's something about knowing someone is saying good things about you that just sjlgnslj ♥ What a great way to end the day ♥♥♥

ILU, Akira-pon, if you ever read this. ILU so haado~

corndogs @ 2008-03-17T22:25:00

2008-03-18T04:26:51Z

Oi. OI OI OI OI.

http://stewardess.livejournal.com/288147.html

See it. Read it. Take heed of it. :|

DO IT.

Yeah, I know. It's 'only interests' and all that shit. But really, they can go further than just interests. Think you really want that paid account to go to waste? What makes you think they won't start censoring every goddamn little thing?

Again, I've just reached that state of "I don't know why I'm trying". In all aspects of online life. Don't like it? Fucking boo hoo.

corndogs @ 2008-02-29T18:36:00

2008-03-01T01:50:44Z

YES, I'M SPAMMING YOUR F-LISTS FOR THE SAKE OF MY NEW HAMSTER

THE LITTLE BUGGER WOULDN'T SIT STILL XO I've also noticed that in one of those, he looks like one of them aliens in the tubes +_+ Fufufu

THAT is his shiny little home /o/ IT'S SO PURTIFUL

YES, I'm excited about this hamster +_+ Now, to find it a name. Possibilities are: Dane Cook, Mitsuru, Indiana Jones, The Major, amongst others :3

NOW. TO SEE IF HE'LL TAKE NOTICE OF ME

Voice Post

2008-02-17T07:50:15Z

Voice Post

2008-02-03T03:43:10Z

corndogs @ 2007-09-24T15:56:00

2007-09-24T22:14:58Z

Work today was so dumb, it was funny. I LOVE working with Co-worker #8. He's such a 'tard, really. Half the things he says are so utterly moronic, yet so surprisingly clever that I want to either stand there in awe or break his kneecaps.

The having of food is a good thing. The having of sleep is also quite nice. Nap tiem is imminent, I can see. Oho.

Bog Ork wishes you well, Hubby-chan~ ♥

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT NAMI-JAMMIES

2007-03-01T07:07:05Z

THE OMNOMNOM ALIENS OF DOOM! BRII~IING!

corndogs @ 2007-01-04T18:57:00

2007-01-05T01:56:45Z

Did I mention I was mood-swing-y? No? Well there you go.

Still bored as hell. NEED AMUSEMENT.

Just let me out already

2007-01-05T00:23:37Z

I'm bored. Out of my mind.
This is one of those times in which I wish I had a car. A mode of transportation. Or that the public transit system had a free ride.
I want to walk. Out there, under the night sky. Looking at the light from the street lamps. Watching people pass by.
Even just to the mall. I want out. Anywhere but this place, where no one knows me or cares about what I think or say.
So this if what they call 'stir crazy'. I'm going crazy all right.

Hell, even some human interaction with anyone but a suspicious security guard.

I'm bored. Bloody hell, I'm bored.

I want out.

corndogs @ 2007-01-04T10:51:00

2007-01-04T17:52:50Z

Teehee. Moodswings liek woah man. I was irritated to high heaven this morning (my room-mate decided she would take a shower, thus eating up my own shower-time), apathetic during class, and now I'm flying higher than a frickin' kite. Kite. KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE~ :D

I wanna dye my hair green.

corndogs @ 2007-01-03T19:09:00

2007-01-04T02:08:24Z

That Diaonea-whatever House thing?

Creepy. ohyes.

corndogs @ 2007-01-03T15:51:00

2007-01-03T22:50:49Z

I weep.

corndogs @ 2007-01-03T10:48:00

2007-01-03T17:49:52Z

Icon-hunting liek woah, man. Teehee~

I SO ♥ you, lao_hu~ ♥♥♥

Tehee~

2007-01-03T02:26:09Z

I giggle dorkily. After a good few minutes of squeeing like a fangirl.

Happy Birthday to me, yeah~

corndogs @ 2006-12-22T12:09:00

2006-12-22T18:12:43Z

lao_hu? I ♥ you. Totally.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I pushed advocate in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to inu_hugger in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I put gum in givemeyourwings's hair (-12 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (970 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
gut3n_n4ch7

I'm a benevolent dictator, man. ~~I do SO flush~~. TEEHEE.

SQUEAAAAAAKY! ♥

EDIT:
Totally. Ganked a few minutes of Net time while Ma gets her hair all prettied up. I'm so darn cool.

Christmas this year is so awesome. I'm texting love-messages to Squeaky, we're going on a super-late shopping trip today, and my hair looks like duck-fluff liek woah.

teehee~

Squeaky? I give thee full permission to ~~molest~~ do with KandaPanda as you please. May RabuRabi have mucho fun in Mistletoe Day.

corndogs @ 2006-12-14T18:26:00

2006-12-15T01:40:13Z

Mrr~ One more exam, and I'm free. Until January.

Tehee~ My gifties made it to their destinations~ HAPPY. ♥

corndogs @ 2006-12-13T14:56:00

2006-12-13T21:56:52Z

Well now, that was certainly unexpected.

I somehow managed to mix up my exam schedule. Result? I walked into my exam after having studied for the wrong class.
At least I survived.

corndogs @ 2006-12-11T21:34:00

2006-12-12T04:34:50Z

7:00pm Exam?

Totally survived.

corndogs @ 2006-12-10T17:23:00

2006-12-11T00:23:10Z

Okay, I so had a great LJ entry planned out in my head ~~(lame aren't I?)~~. It was supposed to be totally awesome, y'know? It was gonna chronicle my super awesome weekend at home, which basically consisted of me dorking out and playing my rented Harvest Moon: Magical Melody game.

I was also gonna tell the world about how super I am at sending Christmas Cards through the mail and how very ninja I am, what with my super talent of tripping over shoes and thin air.

Also included in the post-that-never-was was my excursion into the outside world, in which I watched a movie. Casino Royale, to be more specific. That Bond fellow is a smooth one, he is~

However, since my brain has thus turned into a mass of inarticulate, wiggle-fied jelly, no thanks given to the cramps that currently lay hold of my gut, the super, awe-inspiring post that I had so carefully contructed within my consciousness has ceased to be.
Pity.

corndogs @ 2006-12-10T16:58:00

2006-12-10T23:58:05Z

I don't like cramps.