13th Tactic [action]
[action; all over town]
[It isn't every day you open your door to a big, green horse-like... thing. Today, however, is one of those days for Caesar. This immediately makes it a bad day, considering he's never actually owned one of these before. He may have tolerated one during his travels in the Grasslands, but come on, a horse? Really?]
Okay. You got me. I shouldn't have hoped for something besides books after all.
[Now just to get corral it into the stable with Virgnia's horse. Too bad it decides to keep walking out of his reach. Every attempt to grab the reins leads to a sidestep. They spend a good fifteen minutes in this ridiculous dance of grab-and-fail before the Grasslands horse gets irritated enough with him to turn tail and trot off.]
Hey! Get back... here... or... just run off. Sure, why not? That works, too.
[This leaves him to waste the rest of his day trying to track down the beast. Residents of Mayfield will be greeted with the sight of this horned green creature chilling in the school yard, eating the piles of autumn leaves off of their front lawns, poking through their gardens, picking apart flower shop displays, or even standing in the street like a damn idiot. With Caesar not too far behind, of course.]
[It isn't every day you open your door to a big, green horse-like... thing. Today, however, is one of those days for Caesar. This immediately makes it a bad day, considering he's never actually owned one of these before. He may have tolerated one during his travels in the Grasslands, but come on, a horse? Really?]
Okay. You got me. I shouldn't have hoped for something besides books after all.
[Now just to get corral it into the stable with Virgnia's horse. Too bad it decides to keep walking out of his reach. Every attempt to grab the reins leads to a sidestep. They spend a good fifteen minutes in this ridiculous dance of grab-and-fail before the Grasslands horse gets irritated enough with him to turn tail and trot off.]
Hey! Get back... here... or... just run off. Sure, why not? That works, too.
[This leaves him to waste the rest of his day trying to track down the beast. Residents of Mayfield will be greeted with the sight of this horned green creature chilling in the school yard, eating the piles of autumn leaves off of their front lawns, poking through their gardens, picking apart flower shop displays, or even standing in the street like a damn idiot. With Caesar not too far behind, of course.]