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The Republican in a Bar Who Refused to Get Mad
A union boss walks into a bar and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at…
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The Hillary Effect: 43 Years Takes a Toll On Bubba’s Face
Partner Hillary Rodham Clinton with her philandering hubby of 43 long years, William Jefferson "I Got Cigars" Clinton, and what…
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Hillary Addresses Yale Grads: No Sane Parent Would Want Her Advice
Four years of liberal elitist education thoroughly transformed these Yale students into brain-dead Leftist lemmings who hung on Hillary's every…
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Survivor Texas: Will the Snowflake Contestants Live to Tell the Story?
Due to the popularity of the 'Survivor' shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: 'Survivor - Texas-Style!' The lucky…
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Random Thoughts About Liberals…There’s No Reasoning with The Left
I dare you to debate liberals on facts, or even try to understand a Progressive. They redefine words and abandon…
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Snowman Saga: Modern Life in Trigger-Happy America!
It snowed all night long, so the morning went like this: I made a snowman. A feminist passed by and…
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Gold Star Mom Thankful for Donald Trump the Salty Sailor
Sometimes God uses the no-nonsense, salty sailor to get the job done. Appreciating what the man is doing doesn't mean…
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When It Comes to Guns and Fashion, Don’t Mess with this Texas Mom!
The response of this (most likely fictional) mother is awesome. And it's especially awesome because any number of Texas moms…
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This Magic Hat Can Save You Hours at Agencies, Emergency Rooms, Etc.
While visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for…
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About Those DACA Recipients: Call Them Lawbreakers, Not Dreamers
I am absolutely opposed to calling DACA recipients 'Dreamers.' That romanticizes what they really are: unlawful, illegal immigrants. Period.
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Donald Trump Has Lunch With the Pope and MSM Reports…
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht; the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of…
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Anyone Interested?
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super Bowl, both are box seats. He paid $2,500 per…
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The Pope, a Grizzly Bear, Republicans and Democrats in Alaska
The Pope went on vacation to Alaska and saw a Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Hillary' hat and…
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What to Do When Squirrels Infest the Church Building!
The Presbyterian church, after much prayer and consideration, concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere…
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Sign Advertises Help In Time of Trouble
I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my…
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A Husband Laments
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe…
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An Oregonian Has a Revealing Conversation with Some Young People
While I was getting a coffee, I overheard seven young people (22-26 years old, five males, two females) who had…
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Oh No! Will Trump Deport This Mother-In-Law?
I'm sure many of you are blessed with wonderful mother-in-laws. But for those of you whose MILs are a bit "trying,"…
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Once Upon a Time Insults Were Magnificent, Classy, and Humorous!
These glorious insults are from an era “ before” the English language got boiled down to four letter words, when…
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The Declaration Signers Pledged Their Sacred Honor, And More!
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured…
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When A Wiser Guy Out-BS’s a Welfare Applicant: Priceless
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass and a half inch thick gold chain around his…
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Hilarious Common Sense from One Young Woman: Get a Job!
Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for rice, beans,…
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Thomas Jefferson: Some Amazing Facts!
Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and never stopped. At 5, began studying and…
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An Ingenious and Cheap Way to Be Safer In Your Home! Ha!
I took down my Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I've NEVER felt safer and…
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