if they still shadow/unlist posts on here I’m gonna be mad as hell bro

he’s sdtupid😂😂😂

i’m going to be so fr you guys do not want to be a moderator.

iliterally just thought of this but is the typing quirk I use sometimes where I remove spaces between words, add periods at random, and flip around letters illegible at all? i think it’s fun to use but obv accessibility and ease of reading comes first

i also have a secret account but that one’s just me trying to gaslight people into thinking I’m a different person so I won’t share it. Ithink josie is the only one that knows about it

favorite kris gimmick account

irl keeps telling me to watch a playthrough of 8:11 what should i do

get ready for the dandy’s world summer event!!

- 58 new skins!! all of them are either recolors with a nice palette or a conceptually cool skin with the worst fucking colors you’re ever seen. Cosmo and Sprout’s are matching again. Enjoy.

- dehydration floor event. you have no stamina and can no longer run.

- all the new toons are just slightly upgraded versions of pre-existing ones except for david the suntan lotion who has the worst goddamn stat pool you’ve ever seen

- to complete David’s gold quest you need to get to floor 50 with him btw

- twisted gimmicks are lowkey boring except for the event rare that instakills you if you step into an ichor puddle

- the new main will get a song that reveals nothing new about them as a character and he’s voiced by BBNO$ in it

ships on friend inside mii island

- glisten/artful (married)
- blot/yatta (married)
- john doe/dad egbert (crush on dadbert’s side)
- david baszucki/spamton (crush on David’s side)
- licorice/earl grey (mutual crush. they live in the same house and still think they’re friends bro)