Playing Skyrim again.

The one phrase that explains everything you do in Skyrim is... "Fuck you, I'm the Dragonborn!"

So if you are sleeping in front of me? Damn right I will steal all your shit to level my pickpocketing and throw it in the street because it's useless and heavy. If you somehow don't feel my taking some of the stuff from your house is stealing? There will be nothing left in your house. Seriously. No plates, ladles, buckets or baskets. I will take it all and sell it to the nearest merchant. Until I get overladen. Then I will throw it in the street.

Because fuck you, I'm the Dragonborn! :D