Muppetz

Experienced

Muppetz was last seen:: 1 day ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: January 4, 1998

Location:: -

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Work, sleep, eat, repeat.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: I like Wilbur Smith novels. Any well written story may catch my fancy.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Cock

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Pussy

I write erotica because: Mainly boredom, coupled with a healthy dose of deviancy and we have a smut writer.

In conclusion, I am: A purple dinosaur who lives on Venus, when you pull my pants down you can see my purple penis.