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What to Expect in Stantonland
Thank you for stopping by my little corner of Substack.
Jun 20, 2023
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Chris Stanton
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Starbucks Is a Cult
The Midway: Hot Take
6 hrs ago
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Chris Stanton
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A Breathtaking Fartist and Some Boneheaded Fraudsters
Funny Story: Episode 11
Jan 13
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Chris Stanton
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Shelly Mazzanoble
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My Phone and I Are Having Relationship Issues
iLove you, iHate you
Jan 9
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Chris Stanton
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Please Enjoy These Assorted Body Parts
A collection
Jan 2
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Chris Stanton
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We Need More Repercussions
Jun 20, 2024
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Chris Stanton
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Must Everything Be So Difficult?
Nov 22, 2024
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Embracing Introversion
Feb 9, 2024
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The Angry Arbiters of Everything
Sep 27, 2024
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Starbucks Is a Cult
The Midway: Hot Take
6 hrs ago
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Chris Stanton
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My Phone and I Are Having Relationship Issues
iLove you, iHate you
Jan 9
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Chris Stanton
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51
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Please Enjoy These Assorted Body Parts
A collection
Jan 2
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Chris Stanton
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Stuff & Nonsense
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Your Second Annual Thanksgiving Bingo Card
You’re hearing from me early this week because I know many of you are anxious about tomorrow.
Nov 26, 2025
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I'm Deeply Sorry for Those Things I Got Caught Doing
Earlier this week, more than 25,000 texts from a group chat in which I participated were leaked.
Oct 17, 2025
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Chris Stanton
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A Word from the Man in the Cracker Barrel Logo
You’ve probably heard by now that Cracker Barrel has brought its old logo back.
Aug 29, 2025
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