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Jun 20, 2023 • Chris Stanton
Starbucks Is a Cult
The Midway: Hot Take
6 hrs ago • Chris Stanton
A Breathtaking Fartist and Some Boneheaded Fraudsters
Funny Story: Episode 11
Jan 13 • Chris Stanton and Shelly Mazzanoble
1:01:33
My Phone and I Are Having Relationship Issues
iLove you, iHate you
Jan 9 • Chris Stanton
Please Enjoy These Assorted Body Parts
A collection
Jan 2 • Chris Stanton
Most Popular
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We Need More Repercussions
Jun 20, 2024 • Chris Stanton
Must Everything Be So Difficult?
Nov 22, 2024 • Chris Stanton
Embracing Introversion
Feb 9, 2024 • Chris Stanton
The Angry Arbiters of Everything
Sep 27, 2024 • Chris Stanton

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Starbucks Is a Cult
The Midway: Hot Take
6 hrs ago • Chris Stanton
My Phone and I Are Having Relationship Issues
iLove you, iHate you
Jan 9 • Chris Stanton
Please Enjoy These Assorted Body Parts
A collection
Jan 2 • Chris Stanton

Stuff & Nonsense

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Your Second Annual Thanksgiving Bingo Card
You’re hearing from me early this week because I know many of you are anxious about tomorrow.
Nov 26, 2025 • Chris Stanton
I'm Deeply Sorry for Those Things I Got Caught Doing
Earlier this week, more than 25,000 texts from a group chat in which I participated were leaked.
Oct 17, 2025 • Chris Stanton
A Word from the Man in the Cracker Barrel Logo
You’ve probably heard by now that Cracker Barrel has brought its old logo back.
Aug 29, 2025 • Chris Stanton

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Stantonland
Humor writing about life, culture, and assorted grievances.
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