25 Little Known Facts!

1. When I was four, I killed my grandfather. It was the first time I tried Avada Kedavra on anything other than a squirrel. I like pie.

2. When I was fourteen, I killed my aunt Bellatrix and my unborn sister. I didn't know the tea was that strong... but I was kinda hoping. I'm an only child.

3. I got kicked out of magic school for speaking out against the prejudiced coverage of the Death Eaters (and therefore my father, his name was in there!) in the History of Magic book.

4. I turn 16 in one month and one day, March 15!

5. I'm not a virgin. My boyfriend Jacob is really really sweet!

6. Both my parents and one biological grandparent have spent time in Arkham Asylum.

7. My family lineage is kind of messed up. The grandpa I live with is actually some kind of cousin, I forget how, but he adopted my mum when she was little because her mum died. My uncle I live with is his brother, so he's... another cousin? IDK. I just call them Grandpa and Uncle Jeff. (And apparently my great-grandparents on my dad's side were first cousins... ew...)

8. My mum was Batgirl! ^_^ A long time ago now though...

9. Grandpa was the founder of this department in the FBI called the X-Files. He investigated all kinds of crazy stuff like aliens and Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster. He doesn't talk about it much anymore...

10. My parents were supervillains! Rabies and Distemper, they were pretty active in Las Vegas when I was little. I got to go along and dress up, but I never got another name. It's okay though, they're better now...

11. I'm home schooled.

12. My boyfriend Jacob is my only friend right now. I had a best friend named Jan, but she's stopped talking to me...

13. I apparently use "..."s a lot.

14. My dad has schizophrenia.

15. Sometimes I have a hard time telling "right" from "wrong." I have to go off of other people's reactions to things I say I'm gonna do and adjust if I have to so I don't seem... well... crazy. They say I'm at higher risk for mental illness because of my family background...

16. I can draw pretty well, but I'm not as good as my dad.

17. My mum played the flute when she was my age, but she gave it up. I have it in my room and mess with it sometimes. The looks my Uncle Jeff gets are hilarious.

18. I love eating all kinds of food but I never seem to gain weight.

19. You'd think at nearly 16 I'd have gained some boobs by now, too...

20. I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up. I just know I want to stay near my dad. And my mum too of course, but my dad had to spend a lot more time away from me in Arkham, so... yeah. I just want to be close to him, because I'm like... his biggest accomplishment, you know? And I love him so much.

21. People at my old school used to accuse me of faking a British accent and didn't believe me when I said my dad is British and that's why I kinda sound it too, but not really.

22. My uncle was a werewolf. Well I guess he was more of a family friend, back when I was little. I liked him and thought he was funny. But I guess my parents were afraid he was going to molest me or bite me or something, so they made him leave.

23. I still play dress up and put on all kinds of crazy makeup. My dad does too. I think he looks awesome in a dress!

24. My biological grandfather (mum's dad) used to talk people into killing themselves using some kind of bastardized Imperio curse. She didn't know he was her dad till Grandpa Mulder was investigating the case and things got kinda soap opera-y from there. I've met him though, he's really nice now.

25. I'm totally heir to some crazy Lestrange family fortune, but Dad would have to go to a bank somewhere in England to claim it, and he's not allowed to leave the house unsupervised, so I dunno when that will happen. I wanna go with him to get it when it does, though!