Sunday: Collaborative Meme
Collaborating with Shannon 
comictragedies and all her characters was entirely too much fun.
THE LIST
1. Tophercomictragedies
2. Nicholasthestorytelling
3. Jeremyjeremydowns
4. Sammycomictragedies
5. Athenathestorytelling
6. Blairthestorytelling
7. Astridastridlestrange
8. Tommytomcatrawr
9. Jackcomictragedies
10. Shaylashutterflyshay
THE QUESTIONS
- Sammy invites Jeremy and Tommy to dinner at his house. What happens?
Tommy flirts with both of them. Jeremy gets uncomfortable because he's being hit on by a guy. Sammy tries to keep the peace.
- Jack tries to get Athena to go to a strip club. How?
An interesting question considering Athena is 15...
Jack would only take her to Bobby’s strip club, and probably during the day so there’s not actually anyone stripping. He’d just ask his brother and Bobby would say yes. Athena would totally go along because she’d want to see a place like that. She wouldn’t understand it, but she’d go.
- You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, Topher or Blair?
While we’d like to stay with both, we have to go with Blair because Topher would never let either of us stay with him, especially Heather, because she’s responsible for all of Nicholas’s pain and suffering.
- Jeremy falls in love with Blair, Tommy is jealous. What happens?
THE ANSWER IS HELENA KILLS HERSELF. Jeremy must have fallen and hit his head and that somehow changed his gender preference. Tommy tries to have a threesome. OR tries to beat up Jeremy for trying to steal Sammy's bf. OR tries to hook up with sammy cause blairs out of the way. it's like a choose your own adventure! the possibilities are endless.
- Sammy jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Shayla, Nicholas or Astrid?
It wouldn't be Nicholas, for sure. I think it would be Shayla, because she'd be trying to talk Sammy down from the obvious fit of insanity he's suffering.
- Topher decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
He’s being fired for saying something uncouth on air. But the food is delicous!
- Jeremy has to marry either Tommy, Sammy or Jack. Who do they choose?
He'd pick Sammy. Jack's like a brother and incest is not best. And he doesn't know Tommy. And as I've said, Sammy would be his least appalling client...
- Astrid kidnaps Nicholas and demands something from Athena for Nicholas's release. What is it?
All of her goth clothes and makeup.
- Everyone gangs up on Jeremy, does Jeremy have a chance in hell?
He'd hold his own but eventually he'd lose, between nick and astrid. it depends on if Nicholas has his gun and if Astrid is feeling Avada Kedavra. if not though, Jeremy could probably cut the rest of them at least enough to get away. Or if Jackie has his shotgun, but neither of us want to think about Jackie wanting to shoot Jeremy. :(
- Everyone is invited to Nicholas and Shayla’s wedding, except for Tommy. How do they react?
Tommy wouldn’t really care, considering he doesn’t know either of them. But what a hilarious pairing.
- Why is Blair afraid of Astrid?
Because she’s just like her daddy.
- Topher arrives late for Nicholas and Shayla's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Tara was giving birth? there's not much that would make him late for his biffle's wedding.
- Athena and Jack get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
Shannon takes advantage of Jackie.... But first Heather locks Athena in a closet so SHE doesn’t take advantage of Jackie... then Shannon and Heather take turns. YAY! BEST NIGHT EVER!
- Jack murders Nicholas's best friend. What does Nicholas do to get back at them?
GOOD GOD THAT IS A FANFIC WAITING TO HAPPEN. I CANNOT IMAGINE ANY REASON JACK WOULD MURDER TOPHER. But, staying in form with Nicholas's previous actions, he'd murder Jackie. And then Heather cries herself to sleep every night. :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
- Blair and Topher are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Blair save himself or Topher?
We think that would be more of a battle of them both trying to save the other. until Topher hits Blair over the head with a rock to knock him out or something. yeah i think topher would win in the end... Blair wakes up alive and is like "NOOOOOO!"
- Nicholas and Jeremy go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Say fuck it and go to Burger King. Which works out because Nicholas prefers Burger King and Jeremy is all traumatized by McDonalds.
comictragedies and all her characters was entirely too much fun.THE LIST
1. Topher
comictragedies2. Nicholas
thestorytelling3. Jeremy
jeremydowns4. Sammy
comictragedies5. Athena
thestorytelling6. Blair
thestorytelling7. Astrid
astridlestrange8. Tommy
tomcatrawr9. Jack
comictragedies10. Shayla
shutterflyshayTHE QUESTIONS
- Sammy invites Jeremy and Tommy to dinner at his house. What happens?
Tommy flirts with both of them. Jeremy gets uncomfortable because he's being hit on by a guy. Sammy tries to keep the peace.
- Jack tries to get Athena to go to a strip club. How?
An interesting question considering Athena is 15...
Jack would only take her to Bobby’s strip club, and probably during the day so there’s not actually anyone stripping. He’d just ask his brother and Bobby would say yes. Athena would totally go along because she’d want to see a place like that. She wouldn’t understand it, but she’d go.
- You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, Topher or Blair?
While we’d like to stay with both, we have to go with Blair because Topher would never let either of us stay with him, especially Heather, because she’s responsible for all of Nicholas’s pain and suffering.
- Jeremy falls in love with Blair, Tommy is jealous. What happens?
THE ANSWER IS HELENA KILLS HERSELF. Jeremy must have fallen and hit his head and that somehow changed his gender preference. Tommy tries to have a threesome. OR tries to beat up Jeremy for trying to steal Sammy's bf. OR tries to hook up with sammy cause blairs out of the way. it's like a choose your own adventure! the possibilities are endless.
- Sammy jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Shayla, Nicholas or Astrid?
It wouldn't be Nicholas, for sure. I think it would be Shayla, because she'd be trying to talk Sammy down from the obvious fit of insanity he's suffering.
- Topher decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
He’s being fired for saying something uncouth on air. But the food is delicous!
- Jeremy has to marry either Tommy, Sammy or Jack. Who do they choose?
He'd pick Sammy. Jack's like a brother and incest is not best. And he doesn't know Tommy. And as I've said, Sammy would be his least appalling client...
- Astrid kidnaps Nicholas and demands something from Athena for Nicholas's release. What is it?
All of her goth clothes and makeup.
- Everyone gangs up on Jeremy, does Jeremy have a chance in hell?
He'd hold his own but eventually he'd lose, between nick and astrid. it depends on if Nicholas has his gun and if Astrid is feeling Avada Kedavra. if not though, Jeremy could probably cut the rest of them at least enough to get away. Or if Jackie has his shotgun, but neither of us want to think about Jackie wanting to shoot Jeremy. :(
- Everyone is invited to Nicholas and Shayla’s wedding, except for Tommy. How do they react?
Tommy wouldn’t really care, considering he doesn’t know either of them. But what a hilarious pairing.
- Why is Blair afraid of Astrid?
Because she’s just like her daddy.
- Topher arrives late for Nicholas and Shayla's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Tara was giving birth? there's not much that would make him late for his biffle's wedding.
- Athena and Jack get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
Shannon takes advantage of Jackie.... But first Heather locks Athena in a closet so SHE doesn’t take advantage of Jackie... then Shannon and Heather take turns. YAY! BEST NIGHT EVER!
- Jack murders Nicholas's best friend. What does Nicholas do to get back at them?
GOOD GOD THAT IS A FANFIC WAITING TO HAPPEN. I CANNOT IMAGINE ANY REASON JACK WOULD MURDER TOPHER. But, staying in form with Nicholas's previous actions, he'd murder Jackie. And then Heather cries herself to sleep every night. :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
- Blair and Topher are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Blair save himself or Topher?
We think that would be more of a battle of them both trying to save the other. until Topher hits Blair over the head with a rock to knock him out or something. yeah i think topher would win in the end... Blair wakes up alive and is like "NOOOOOO!"
- Nicholas and Jeremy go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Say fuck it and go to Burger King. Which works out because Nicholas prefers Burger King and Jeremy is all traumatized by McDonalds.