Sunday Houseswap
Alright, primo real estate here, not a lot of square footage but a big glorious outside to make up for it.
The view from my front door.
Ten minute walk'll get you here.
Sometimes you get wild turkeys running around outside the place.
Half-clad girl is not included in the house-swap. House isonly one room a studio with a table and a hot plate a food preparation area. Airy unenclosed bathroom and shower. Get off the grid with a gas-powered generator to supply your electrical needs, and running water outside in the ocean.
All you spoiled little pansies will find no place to plug in your damn iPods It's rustic. Get that real island feel with the hammock strung from the rafters.
My boards are there. You can use them while you stay there, but you break one, you've bought it.
Additional rules for prospective tenants:
* Don't touch my woodworking tools or area
* You pay for your own gas for the generator
* House is to be swept of sand when you vacate
* That's pretty much it.
House is negotiable occupancy from now to whenthefuckever.
The view from my front door.
Ten minute walk'll get you here.
Sometimes you get wild turkeys running around outside the place.
Half-clad girl is not included in the house-swap. House is
My boards are there. You can use them while you stay there, but you break one, you've bought it.
Additional rules for prospective tenants:
* Don't touch my woodworking tools or area
* You pay for your own gas for the generator
* House is to be swept of sand when you vacate
* That's pretty much it.
House is negotiable occupancy from now to whenthefuckever.