Wednesday: . . .WTF
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What the hell is going on here?! Write your explanation, in character.
Well, I could tell you, but I'd need to get a flamingo, five packets of Splenda, an ostrich, a gallon of whey, three matches, and wait for Pluto to align with Mars to do it properly.
More seriously, you could probably say it's something mythological. Maybe he's related to Pegasus? Only instead of having wings, he bursts into birds to fly places? And he's steampunk, for some reason? (Is there a word for steampunk that happens before the Industrial Revolution? Like -- Classical-punk or something?) Really, though, he'd -- or she, could be a mare -- would fit in with that crowd. I mean, look at Norse mythology. You've got an eight-legged horse whose mommy is Loki the trickster god. (Yes, mommy. I believe Loki was a mare at the time.) So yeah, I dub this a mythological badass horse. Wingburster the Magnificent!
What the hell is going on here?! Write your explanation, in character.
Well, I could tell you, but I'd need to get a flamingo, five packets of Splenda, an ostrich, a gallon of whey, three matches, and wait for Pluto to align with Mars to do it properly.
More seriously, you could probably say it's something mythological. Maybe he's related to Pegasus? Only instead of having wings, he bursts into birds to fly places? And he's steampunk, for some reason? (Is there a word for steampunk that happens before the Industrial Revolution? Like -- Classical-punk or something?) Really, though, he'd -- or she, could be a mare -- would fit in with that crowd. I mean, look at Norse mythology. You've got an eight-legged horse whose mommy is Loki the trickster god. (Yes, mommy. I believe Loki was a mare at the time.) So yeah, I dub this a mythological badass horse. Wingburster the Magnificent!