I would like to trade, please

1) vintage black silk wedding dress, from 1900.  Hand applied lace.
2) Vintage black womens shoes from 1900, about a modern size 10
3) generic laptop computer that I stole from my sister traded
4) gold and opal ring, from 1899  selling this
5) a machete
6) crocheted afghan, in your choice of color
7) Cedar chest
8) 1 steam iron
9) silicone cupcake pan (apparently, I had two.  one to pete green an one to m benetiz)
10) White elephant statue that's about a foot tall