"Swopsies"

1) A pair of silver cufflinks I never wear [Traded to Ashton for a very damaged cell phone]
2) A pair of barely used Nike running shoes, men's size 9 American [Traded to Josh for an old Nokia phone]
3) So-called 'perpetual motion' desk toy …. people seem to keep giving me them, I have multiples in various varieties [Traded to Sara for the pink laptop]
4) Unused 'humorous' coffee mug. Got to love those Secret Santa office gifts. [Traded to Pete for a 'Singin' Billy Bass']
5) A 'dancing plant' cubicle toy. ….see #4 [Traded to Ambria for a half-completed sudoku puzzle book]
6) Another never used: a copy of a book called 50 Shades of Grey. Someone thought this would be an amusing gift since I 'like to read so much' [Traded to Ruca for psychology books thank GOD]
7) In good condition: a 30 gallon fishtank, accompanying equipment (filters, air pump, tank décor, etc). The fish, erm, died when I was kidnapped. [Traded to Sara for the computer]
8) A bottle of Dom Pérignon champagne. I can't stand the taste any more [Traded to Lize for a white teapot with blue cranes]
9) This orange scarf. A... a well-intended gift but... a little bright for my tastes. [Traded to Jack for a jukebox]
10) A necktie. Nothing wrong with it, but it's a bit long for me. [Traded to Josh for an old laptop]