1) A pair of silver cufflinks I never wear[Traded to Ashton for a very damaged cell phone] 2) A pair of barely used Nike running shoes, men's size 9 American[Traded to Josh for an old Nokia phone] 3) So-called 'perpetual motion' desk toy …. people seem to keep giving me them, I have multiples in various varieties[Traded to Sara for the pink laptop] 4) Unused 'humorous' coffee mug. Got to love those Secret Santa office gifts.[Traded to Pete for a 'Singin' Billy Bass'] 5) A 'dancing plant' cubicle toy. ….see #4[Traded to Ambria for a half-completed sudoku puzzle book] 6) Another never used: a copy of a book called 50 Shades of Grey. Someone thought this would be an amusing gift since I 'like to read so much'[Traded to Ruca for psychology books thank GOD] 7) In good condition: a 30 gallon fishtank, accompanying equipment (filters, air pump, tank décor, etc). The fish, erm, died when I was kidnapped.[Traded to Sara for the computer] 8) A bottle of Dom Pérignon champagne. I can't stand the taste any more[Traded to Lize for a white teapot with blue cranes] 9) This orange scarf. A... a well-intended gift but... a little bright for my tastes.[Traded to Jack for a jukebox] 10) A necktie. Nothing wrong with it, but it's a bit long for me.[Traded to Josh for an old laptop]