Assume
List the ten most annoying assumptions that people make about you.
1. People tend to assume you're an idiot if you grew up on a farm. They dock another ten IQ points if you have anything approaching an accent.
2. That I'm physically weak. I suppose I do look it, but I have no trouble with labor and chores.
3. That I am incapable of keeping a promise.
4. That my name has some sort of deeper meaning.
5. That I'm out of my mind. (Not everyone "gets" the Thneed.)
6. That I'm a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. This one is totally unfair.
7. Oh. Some people assume that my family has issues....
8. That I own an orange cat. That's not where this fur comes from. Believe me.
9. ...did I mention the words "Fuzzy Jumper Apocalypse"? Your guess is as good as mine on this one.
10. That I'm a useless failure......
1. People tend to assume you're an idiot if you grew up on a farm. They dock another ten IQ points if you have anything approaching an accent.
2. That I'm physically weak. I suppose I do look it, but I have no trouble with labor and chores.
3. That I am incapable of keeping a promise.
4. That my name has some sort of deeper meaning.
5. That I'm out of my mind. (Not everyone "gets" the Thneed.)
6. That I'm a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. This one is totally unfair.
7. Oh. Some people assume that my family has issues....
8. That I own an orange cat. That's not where this fur comes from. Believe me.
9. ...did I mention the words "Fuzzy Jumper Apocalypse"? Your guess is as good as mine on this one.
10. That I'm a useless failure......