Letters Home
Dear Ma Mom,
How are you?
I think the post office is losing my letters. I hope this one finds you, you're doing well.
To answer your question, though you really haven't asked, no, I'm not coming home yet. I've finally figured out what a Thneed is (aside from being able to do everything), and what to make it out of, and how it looks. I really think you're going to love it, once you see it.
I'll send you your own soon, so you can show it off to everyone in town. They'll be able to say they knew us when! You'll be living the high-life soon, Mom, I promise.
Love,
Your Son,
Once-ler
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Dear Brett & Chet,
Stay out of my room.
-Once
How are you?
I think the post office is losing my letters. I hope this one finds you, you're doing well.
To answer your question, though you really haven't asked, no, I'm not coming home yet. I've finally figured out what a Thneed is (aside from being able to do everything), and what to make it out of, and how it looks. I really think you're going to love it, once you see it.
I'll send you your own soon, so you can show it off to everyone in town. They'll be able to say they knew us when! You'll be living the high-life soon, Mom, I promise.
Love,
Your Son,
Once-ler
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Dear Brett & Chet,
Stay out of my room.
-Once