"writing personals"
(Munday: got writer buddy milk?)
1) M seeks F, M -- or any letter, really -- writer-type, human-thingy person, for English language genre fun. Must like commas, and impromptu hy-phen-a-tions -- Oxford, Harvard, U.C. Berkeley, Iowa State, East Sandusky Community College -- we aren't picky about which comma-hyphen style manual you prefer. It's all good as long as your central, writing theme p-o-vee-vee is that words are the vesicles needed to tie the punctuation marks together, and give them a longer, better, stretched-out meaning-meaning.
2) Yo', wha's hap-en-IN', write-errr MOMM-A. Da's right -- if you's ain't no MOMM-A, we's don' wanna be whis-el-in' up yo' word skirt. No oh-fence, dood-a-reen-o's. Jus' da way our pen-cil swings. So, laid-ees -- gives us a shout out so we's can hook-up our vow-ELLS and con-so-NANT-os. Yo'.
3) Hello. If you are reading this in search of reading-writing fun, go no further. Sit down and make yourself comfortable. Here's a tall, cold glass of your favorite, descriptive beverage. Yes, the glass feels slippery-cold now in the timid, warm hold of your hand, doesn't it? That's okay. Just take it, and take a long, slow, drink. There. Refreshing, no? To feel the coolness of the language as it slowly washes over your tongue, like a mountain stream before it plunges deep, into the beating darkness of your throat. You've been dying to reach out, haven't you? To connect. To feel the moistened wetness of the words as they slip-and-slide against your thirsty, reader skin? Just let your head-strong body go. It will show you what it wants.
4) "YES! YES! YES! OH, GOD ... DON'T ... STOP!!!!!"
Hi. If the words above bring to mind Fourth of July, family-writing picnic fun -- hot verb-dogs and phoneme salad, etymology egg toss, synonym sack races, Latin apple bobbing -- then let us know. We are the Berry Creek Community Language Center, and we might just have the summer fun you're looking for.
20120521 09:20 Mon (310 words)
1) M seeks F, M -- or any letter, really -- writer-type, human-thingy person, for English language genre fun. Must like commas, and impromptu hy-phen-a-tions -- Oxford, Harvard, U.C. Berkeley, Iowa State, East Sandusky Community College -- we aren't picky about which comma-hyphen style manual you prefer. It's all good as long as your central, writing theme p-o-vee-vee is that words are the vesicles needed to tie the punctuation marks together, and give them a longer, better, stretched-out meaning-meaning.
2) Yo', wha's hap-en-IN', write-errr MOMM-A. Da's right -- if you's ain't no MOMM-A, we's don' wanna be whis-el-in' up yo' word skirt. No oh-fence, dood-a-reen-o's. Jus' da way our pen-cil swings. So, laid-ees -- gives us a shout out so we's can hook-up our vow-ELLS and con-so-NANT-os. Yo'.
3) Hello. If you are reading this in search of reading-writing fun, go no further. Sit down and make yourself comfortable. Here's a tall, cold glass of your favorite, descriptive beverage. Yes, the glass feels slippery-cold now in the timid, warm hold of your hand, doesn't it? That's okay. Just take it, and take a long, slow, drink. There. Refreshing, no? To feel the coolness of the language as it slowly washes over your tongue, like a mountain stream before it plunges deep, into the beating darkness of your throat. You've been dying to reach out, haven't you? To connect. To feel the moistened wetness of the words as they slip-and-slide against your thirsty, reader skin? Just let your head-strong body go. It will show you what it wants.
4) "YES! YES! YES! OH, GOD ... DON'T ... STOP!!!!!"
Hi. If the words above bring to mind Fourth of July, family-writing picnic fun -- hot verb-dogs and phoneme salad, etymology egg toss, synonym sack races, Latin apple bobbing -- then let us know. We are the Berry Creek Community Language Center, and we might just have the summer fun you're looking for.
20120521 09:20 Mon (310 words)