jeza_jezaro wrote in charloft 🙂awake

Listens: Dirty Little Secret

Friday: Late!

...list us all the excuses you use when you're late to whatever important thing you happen to be late to.

Out of the three I guess Aleera is the one that needs to make excuses most often, so here goes:
-I needed to do that? *looks at person with eyes wide open and mouth slightly agape* I'll get to it straight away!
-Ahhh, I'm sorry, I`m sorry, but my secretary hasn`t put it in my agenda yet, so it`ll have to wait. (she is a teacher, btw, so she really doesn`t have a secretary)
-I'm not late - you are early...so what about it?
*falls one one knee and bows deeply* Please, accept my apologies, I am the only one to blame and will take full responsibility. (but she only does that for the Emperor)

Josh is really the type that is always on schedule with everything, but on the rare occasions he isn`t on top of things he tells the truth:
-I'm sorry, but I was busy breaking into a top security prison, so it really wasn't possible to do my homework.
-I'm sorry, Debbie, but I`m not gonna make it to our date, a few slayers are currently trying to kill my mother.
-It's not my fault I was dragged half across the continent, by my mother, to look for some dead dude's lost... *mumbles**mumbles*

And so on, people have really given up on questioning him about such things as tardiness and not fulfilling his tasks.