"warning"
(friday: possible dangers to interacting with you)
Do NOT read this while operating machinery. Really. Just pull over and shut the engine off. Then get out and walk to the trunk. Open the trunk. Take out the jack and lug wrench. Jack up the vehicle and remove the right rear tire. This will keep you off the road to Temptation. If you are heading to another town, it will also work.
Note: The right rear tire is the one that's kitty-corner from the driver's seat. If you've never interacted with kitties and have no idea which corner this might be, just keep driving. You aren't worth saving.
20120504 23:31 Fri (100 words)
Do NOT read this while operating machinery. Really. Just pull over and shut the engine off. Then get out and walk to the trunk. Open the trunk. Take out the jack and lug wrench. Jack up the vehicle and remove the right rear tire. This will keep you off the road to Temptation. If you are heading to another town, it will also work.
Note: The right rear tire is the one that's kitty-corner from the driver's seat. If you've never interacted with kitties and have no idea which corner this might be, just keep driving. You aren't worth saving.
20120504 23:31 Fri (100 words)