friday || lists
5 Reasons you would never ask your friends for advice.
- 'Get promoted' gets SO BORING TO HEAR, I AM TRYING.
- They're mostly my cousins and my cousins are fucking retards.
- They'd use it against me!
- ...brain damage. On their part.
- My private torment.
4 Things you do with your money.
- Buy shoes.
- Buy more shoes/buy clothes/buy DIAMONDS.
- I don't know, throw it away? I have too much. (Just kidding, there's no such thing.)
- NOT COCAINE, OFFICERS.
3 Reasons you should possibly see a shrink.
- My dad is dead and he keeps walking around?? What is that?
- My boyfriend just broke up with me and maybe my psychiatrist would be cute so I could fuck him.
- That bitch Erica is seeing a shrink, why is she so special?
2 Places you will never forget.
- The back of Alba's limoooo hahahaha.
- Sicily, ugh.
1 Language you can speak.
Broken Italian, or 'I can order pasta at the good places'.
- 'Get promoted' gets SO BORING TO HEAR, I AM TRYING.
- They're mostly my cousins and my cousins are fucking retards.
- They'd use it against me!
- ...brain damage. On their part.
- My private torment.
4 Things you do with your money.
- Buy shoes.
- Buy more shoes/buy clothes/buy DIAMONDS.
- I don't know, throw it away? I have too much. (Just kidding, there's no such thing.)
- NOT COCAINE, OFFICERS.
3 Reasons you should possibly see a shrink.
- My dad is dead and he keeps walking around?? What is that?
- My boyfriend just broke up with me and maybe my psychiatrist would be cute so I could fuck him.
- That bitch Erica is seeing a shrink, why is she so special?
2 Places you will never forget.
- The back of Alba's limoooo hahahaha.
- Sicily, ugh.
1 Language you can speak.
Broken Italian, or 'I can order pasta at the good places'.