I love my friends

Ry: I'm sorry, expectorated sounds so, so freaking dirty, regardless of what it really is.

Aus: Well, it's depositing acidic secretions from your bacteria-infested tartar hole into the air, where it will soon splatter upon an otherwise clean surface, infecting it with your disgusting diseases.

Matt: I'm personally a fan of disemboguing... personally.

Me: Decapitation!

Matt Salmonella!