Mists of the Magician's Egg Roll staring Samurai Handyman Yue Fix Dis !
(From - Fractured Fantasy Challenge))
An Independent Film by the makers of Enter the ManTricks and Help! My Pants are on Fire , this samurai action drama involving eggrolls, magic, screaming women, tool safety tips, oh- and man's inhumanity to man-- is sure to be an instant classic. Samurai Handyman Yue Fix Dis is a man on a mission- using all the tools at his disposal to rid the world of the magical menace Yan Cant Cook and his Fifty Foot Tall Egg Roll of Doom. When the giant eggroll gets steamed, everyone in Tokyo runs for cover.
Director's guarantee- if you don't like our movie, we'll commit seppuku from the dishonor we have brought to our family name!*
*Seppuku will be with simulated with plastic sword. No actual death to fine movie makers will be incurred. Hah! Really, if you do not like our movie, we will send ninjas to your house to kidnap your poodle! Take that!
An Independent Film by the makers of Enter the ManTricks and Help! My Pants are on Fire , this samurai action drama involving eggrolls, magic, screaming women, tool safety tips, oh- and man's inhumanity to man-- is sure to be an instant classic. Samurai Handyman Yue Fix Dis is a man on a mission- using all the tools at his disposal to rid the world of the magical menace Yan Cant Cook and his Fifty Foot Tall Egg Roll of Doom. When the giant eggroll gets steamed, everyone in Tokyo runs for cover.
Director's guarantee- if you don't like our movie, we'll commit seppuku from the dishonor we have brought to our family name!*
*Seppuku will be with simulated with plastic sword. No actual death to fine movie makers will be incurred. Hah! Really, if you do not like our movie, we will send ninjas to your house to kidnap your poodle! Take that!