Adventures in Lunch

My brother Ron and I... we're kind of like big kids.

Anyhow.. we went out for Chinese and were sitting at the table right before the table by the window. And my brother was eating these stinky clams, and I wanted to get past his large ass to the buffet... (I was on the inside)

So I'm like "Move in, lard ass"

And he's like "If your butt wasn't so big, you'd be able to fit by me."

So I shoved his chair a bit, and he pushes in somewhat, and I think I'm going to make it.But the Chinese (to be cheap and fit more people in, or because they're all Very Small) have decided that its a good idea to position the tables three inches apart.

So my butt hits a chair at the next table,
which hits the table,
which hits a chair on the other side,
causing it to crash into the window with a loud THWAM!

So then Chinese people come over and start excitedly babbling in non-English phrases, and pointing at the window, and us...

And Ron and I are pointing at each other, and mom goes "I can't take you two anywhere!" So we hang our heads and say "Sorry, Mom" and the Chinese people are still all excited and fluttery, and other people are edging away, and then we start with the "Well, it's his/her fault!"

We had fun!

And the food was good, too.

In bad news, however... I'm begging to suspect that my favorite very large drink mug has a slow leak. ={