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Jesus Christ! And his Apostles of Terror

Superhero Challenge from genworks

Coming this fall on Fox...

Apostles of Terror

Jesus Christ! He's back... and this time, he's pissed off!




Seeking vengeance against the Unbelievers (especially their leader Pontius "Prima-Donna" Pilate), Jesus Christ, Time Messiah and his Apostles of Terror have risen on the third day for some major ass kicking action!

The Team:

Simon Peter and Andrew, the Disciple Duo: This pair of brothers work together in matching costumes, fighting side by side with Twin Swords. However, there's often trouble in the ranks as the more flashy Simon Peter frequently upstages his shy brother Andrew.

James and John, sons of Zebedee - These sons of the famous superhero Zippo Zebedee are as different as Night and Day, hence their powers! James wields the power of sunlight, while John works best with starlight!

Jumping Judas Iscariot- With the power of Gothic Angst and his shiny black uniform, Judas is often found boring an Unbeliever to death with his Dark Poetry power! Judas is rumored to have fallen even further into the 'black abyss', and is not to be trusted...

Philip the Phabulous- With a really snazzy cape, Philip wields the power of faith like a whirlwind. His favorite battle cry is "God bless you!" - followed by a heavy hit from his Crucifix.

Doubting Thomas- Thomas has the powers of mind control- which he frequently uses for comic mayhem. "I DOUBT you saw Jesus and the Apostles of Terror here today, Herod the Horrible! In fact... all you saw was a passing camel, yesss..."

Also starting:

The Faithful Friends
Bartholomew ,Matthew , James son of Alphaeus,Thaddeus and Simon the Cananean!

This Week's Episode:
A continuation from Last week's Supper -- When Simon Peter mocks Judas for his latest poem "Ode to Mary Magdalene’s Curves", dissention runs rife through the Apostles of Terror. Will Jesus be able to quell the conflict with his Turn the Other Cheek power, -- or will Judas give in to the dark side?


(With apologies to Christians everywhere)
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