| Bringing Up snakes (FOXFAM, 8:30): charisma (Alec Baldwin) breaks sunburnsmyeyes (Sigourney Weaver)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. That weekend, drifter (Ben Vereen) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but blackpaint (Buddy Ebsen) eats them all. Soon afterwards, snow_bound (Brendan Fraser) burns ahoymehearties (Kevin Sorbo)'s water bottle. On the other side of town, peachifruit (Elizabeth Hurley) gets a job as secretary to vladamir (Brigitte Bardot). Also, kayla_mc (Hank Azaria) tells a joke that offends saccarineayako (Garry Shandling). Crazy results follow. |
