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You are a sick, sick person L...

I just got messaged from the 'wonderfully talented' poet who just posted their three poems in poetryslamming. I'm sure you can tell which one is me.

FiGhTeR13167 (9:05:23 PM): that's a joke right
Lab Arc Designs (9:05:27 PM): What is?
FiGhTeR13167 (9:06:45 PM): your comment it's a joke right?
Lab Arc Designs (9:08:07 PM): No. You're really quite a bad poet.


Lab Arc Designs (9:08:17 PM): By the way- just added another comment.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:08:18 PM): Cause I've been writing since I was 7 and I've been published, I'm getting a full book published, and Um I've been told by people and authors that I have awesome talent
Lab Arc Designs (9:08:28 PM): Well... they're wrong. You're pretty bad. Sorry.
Lab Arc Designs (9:08:49 PM): And I don't know where your book is being published... but it's more than likely a scam or a vanity press.
Lab Arc Designs (9:08:56 PM): Because you're just not at that level of talent.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:09:10 PM): actually no its not
Lab Arc Designs (9:09:12 PM): You might want to take the suggestions for improvement seriously- they'll help you.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:09:17 PM): and poetry is the thing im the BEST at
FiGhTeR13167 (9:09:19 PM): SO DIE DIE DIE
Lab Arc Designs (9:09:40 PM): Well.. if that's the thing you're best at... you have a pretty sad and pathetic life.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:09:51 PM): fdnghfdghjkfdvnfdvfjk
FiGhTeR13167 (9:09:53 PM): fjfnvcnjdfneurfhudfhjdh
FiGhTeR13167 (9:09:55 PM): fffffffffff
FiGhTeR13167 (9:09:59 PM): fjndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh
FiGhTeR13167 (9:10:06 PM): jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh jndsfuijhreuifhireafhdsufjkhjdsfkheullfuiefh
Lab Arc Designs (9:10:13 PM): And that just kind of shows your level of intelligence right there.
Lab Arc Designs (9:10:34 PM): Which is one of many reasons you're not a good poet.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:10:41 PM): FUCK YOU
FiGhTeR13167 (9:10:43 PM): GO TO HELL
FiGhTeR13167 (9:10:47 PM): I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
FiGhTeR13167 (9:10:48 PM): LIAR
FiGhTeR13167 (9:10:49 PM): DIE DIE
Lab Arc Designs (9:10:53 PM): And again, that would be another reason.
Lab Arc Designs (9:11:15 PM): Mommy and Daddy probably tell you you're special, right? Well, guess what. It's just not true.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:11:26 PM): DIE YOU STUPID C*NT
FiGhTeR13167 (9:11:29 PM): I HATE YOU
FiGhTeR13167 (9:11:32 PM): YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE
Lab Arc Designs (9:11:39 PM): How old are you? 11?
FiGhTeR13167 (9:12:02 PM): 20
Lab Arc Designs (9:12:11 PM): Have you done a lot of drugs in your life?
FiGhTeR13167 (9:12:19 PM): nope
FiGhTeR13167 (9:12:29 PM): I just know I'm a damn amazing person and poet and I totally rock
Lab Arc Designs (9:12:30 PM): Because I'm pretty sure that no 20 year old with full mental capacities would a) write that bad and b) be that immature.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:12:36 PM): you're just jelous
FiGhTeR13167 (9:12:45 PM): that im getting a book published
Lab Arc Designs (9:12:56 PM): Of what? Your amazing grammatical skills, or the fact that you can't reach the shift key?
Lab Arc Designs (9:13:17 PM): Anyone can say they're getting a book published, kid. Grow up. Realize you need a new hobby.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:13:23 PM): I never said I could spell or do grammar in fact I suck at both I admit that
FiGhTeR13167 (9:13:33 PM): I AM!!!! IM WORKING WITH A PUBLISHING COMPANY
Lab Arc Designs (9:13:48 PM): Uh-huh. Which one? Where's proof?
FiGhTeR13167 (9:13:49 PM): I HOPE YOU DIE!!!
FiGhTeR13167 (9:13:54 PM): iuniverse.com
Lab Arc Designs (9:13:57 PM): That doesn't sound like proof to me.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:14:10 PM): WELL THE PROOF WILL BE WHEN MY BOOK COMES OUT
FiGhTeR13167 (9:14:30 PM): MY POEMS TALK ABOUT REAL ISSUES AND YOU MAKE FUN OF THAT? YOU ARE SICK
Lab Arc Designs (9:14:41 PM): And if it manages to come out, it'll suck.
Lab Arc Designs (9:14:45 PM): Kind of like your poetry.
Lab Arc Designs (9:14:49 PM): Sensing a trend here?
FiGhTeR13167 (9:15:00 PM): yea well at least my mom wasn't ass raped by a money
FiGhTeR13167 (9:15:01 PM): monkey
Lab Arc Designs (9:15:16 PM): Not to mention- that's a publish on demand site. They'd publish trained monkeys.
Lab Arc Designs (9:15:36 PM): Wow, you've got a filthy little mouth there. Does that help you write your 'beautiful poetry'?
FiGhTeR13167 (9:16:12 PM): funny cuz everyone I showed (including 3 published authors), english teachers, colleques and more have told me I have a great talent so you and your dumb community have no idea what your talking about it's just another one to gang up on people and make fun of them cuz you feel bad about yourself
FiGhTeR13167 (9:16:37 PM): you told me to pick 3 poems and u make fun of stuff very close and personal to me, how dare you
Lab Arc Designs (9:16:47 PM): If that's really true- you must live in some incredibly inbred area where people have no ability whatsoever to judge how sucky your poems really are.
Lab Arc Designs (9:17:06 PM): What's close and personal about that? They're trash. Shit. You didn't express one emotion in them.
Lab Arc Designs (9:17:21 PM): You're doing a better job expressing yourself here- and that's saying something pretty sad.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:17:22 PM): oh they've been judged for grammar and such but I've made people gasp at the endings cuz they are shocked of how good they are
FiGhTeR13167 (9:17:28 PM): ok heres a poem
Lab Arc Designs (9:17:43 PM): I think they just gasped with relief that the end was finally there.
Lab Arc Designs (9:18:28 PM): Trust me. You're pretty damn bad. You need to stop deluding yourself, pull your head out of your ass, and improve.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:18:32 PM): roses are blue
They can be red
I hope you get shot in the head
You're stupid and slow
You think you're cool cuz you vote no
Get a life you pathetic girl
You make me wanna hurl
FiGhTeR13167 (9:18:43 PM): FUCK YOU GO TO HELL DROP DEAD I AM AN AWESOME AWESOME GREAT POET
Lab Arc Designs (9:19:03 PM): Wow... you should win an award for the most delusional person I've ever seen.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:19:03 PM): I AM AMAZING I HOPE YOU DIE
Lab Arc Designs (9:19:16 PM): Not to mention, the most amusingly angry one.
Lab Arc Designs (9:19:34 PM): Keep on typing- I'm finding your 'righteous fury' quite amusing.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:19:46 PM): DO YOU UNDERSTAND I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER YOU PROBABLY SUCK AS A POET!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
FiGhTeR13167 (9:19:48 PM): GO TO HELL
FiGhTeR13167 (9:19:49 PM): DIE
FiGhTeR13167 (9:19:53 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FiGhTeR13167 (9:19:56 PM): SAFHDFBDHFJDFHJD
FiGhTeR13167 (9:19:59 PM): FHDSFJHDFJKDHFJKDSHFJDHFJDHFJDHSJFD
FiGhTeR13167 (9:20:02 PM): FJDHFJDHFJHJDSFHJDFHJDSHFJSDHJFHJD
FiGhTeR13167 (9:20:05 PM): FJKFDHFJHDSJFHDJFHJDFHJDFHJKDHFJDHFJHDSFJ
FiGhTeR13167 (9:20:09 PM): JDFHJDFHSJDFHJDFHJDHFJDHFJDSFHJDHFJDFHJDHFJDH
FiGhTeR13167 (9:20:14 PM): FHJDHJDHJDGJFHGJFHJHJFHJHJHJKK
FiGhTeR13167 (9:20:31 PM): YOUR MEAN YOUR COMMUNITY SUCKS YOU ARE LIKE THE ONLY PEOPLE TO EVER SAY I SUCK SO YOU ARE WRONG
Lab Arc Designs (9:20:35 PM): Wow. Big gibberish just makes it so much more poignant, doesn't it?
FiGhTeR13167 (9:20:52 PM): im crazy woooo crazy hahahahahah
FiGhTeR13167 (9:20:56 PM): woooo im psycho woooo wooo
FiGhTeR13167 (9:21:00 PM): hahahahaha lalalalalala
Lab Arc Designs (9:21:19 PM): You know... the other people who didn't say you sucked cared about your feelings, I'm sure. We don't. We don't give a fuck about you, therefore, we're honest. You suck. S-u-c(for the crackwhore you are)k suck.
Lab Arc Designs (9:21:28 PM): You need a new hobby.
Lab Arc Designs (9:21:37 PM): Like maybe basketweaving.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:21:45 PM): lalalalala im talented and ur not hahaha
FiGhTeR13167 (9:21:48 PM): u suck hahahahhhahahahh
Lab Arc Designs (9:21:50 PM): Where you can't hurt yourself, or subject the world to any more of your bad poetry.
Lab Arc Designs (9:22:13 PM): Uh... yeah. I can see the obvious talent right between the 'ur' and the 'u'. Oh, how you wow me with your intellectual discourse.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:22:20 PM): IM GONNA KILL MYSELF CUZOF U HAHAHAHA
FiGhTeR13167 (9:22:22 PM): WOOOO
FiGhTeR13167 (9:22:23 PM): WOOOO
FiGhTeR13167 (9:22:26 PM): TIME FOR MY MEDS
FiGhTeR13167 (9:22:30 PM): HAHAHHA I RUUUULLLLEEE
Lab Arc Designs (9:22:39 PM): Cool. You just go on and do that- remove yourself from the genepool.
Lab Arc Designs (9:22:47 PM): That'd be the most useful thing you've ever done.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:22:47 PM): I LOOOVE YOU
FiGhTeR13167 (9:22:49 PM): HAHAHA
FiGhTeR13167 (9:22:59 PM): I LOOOOOVEEEEEEEE MEEEE I RUUUUULLLLEEEE
FiGhTeR13167 (9:23:07 PM): IM AN XTREME SHAMROCK AND I ROCK HAHAHAHAHA


Lab Arc Designs (9:23:35 PM): Oh- if you do commit suicide (and don't fuck that up like you've probably fucked up everything else in your pathetic, meaningless void of a life ) - please let your next of kin inform me so that I can laugh.
Lab Arc Designs (9:23:54 PM): Kay, thanks. Byebye now.
FiGhTeR13167 (9:23:56 PM): YOU ARE A SICK SICK PERSON